TheQuack

TheQuack

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Reply to Jedi Republic Communication Thread in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Why do you think we have a psychic duck and a bunch of ex-Jedi over here, anyway?[/quote] Well, originally, it was to take my psychic strength, the ex-Jedi's Force powers, and the infinite alcohol available within the SF Party Bunker, then combine all of them to create a super-weapon capable of destroying planets with a single thought... but then we got drunk and were happy with throwing bottles out the airlock. Bottles with really lewd messages rolled inside them. Yeah, we're ea

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Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]WE MUST PROTEST YOUR USE OF SF IN YOUR LOGO.... IT STANDS FOR SAN FRANCISCO!!! YOU EVIL SPECIAL FORCES. WE ALL KNOW WHAT SORT OF HEATHEN LIVES THERE!!!!! [/quote] Lucky we changed it, then - we'd have copped hell for that rainbow. :SURPRISED: Cheers, Cap'n!

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Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

I'm with Kit on this one. No-one could expect people to stay sober after 5 o'clock. That was a cheap trick, pulling a late meeting like that. You hear me, mister bossman? You sow the wind, you reap the whirlwind. Even if that whirlwind happens to be a drunken KitWarrior whirling around and trashing your office... Go, son! Trash the place! Sock it to 'im! Giv 'im one for Quackie! :CONGRAT:

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Reply to G.R.O.S.S. communication thread. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

The Survey Ship of Doom rammed the civilian freighter's engines, leaving it floating dead in space. Helpless, it could do nothing as the pirate vessel closed in. "Tractor beams on! Docking collar's got a hard lock." yelled out KitWarrior. Pontius drew his sword. "Right. Enough talk. Let's do this thing." They marched down the docking corridor, where a robot welder was already cutting through the enemy's hull. As the welder finished, Pontius kicked the hull-pla

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Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Right. Just for that, I'm reposting the "harel killed the fan club prez" song. Only this time, I'm cheering him on!!! Go, son! "I heard you po-ost on a stupid thread or two Lying awake intent on mass-a-car-ing you If you were young it didn't stop my hatred brew Oh-a oh You took the credit for your second symphony . A su-ure sign of your deep insanity, and now I know for sure the problem's not with me! Oh-a oh I met your fan club Oh-a oh What did

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Reply to Special Forces OpCentre in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Wombat was about to leave the hospital room, when he saw the duck's eyes open slightly. "Quack! Are you allright? Can you hear me?!?" Quack gestured with his duck-bill at the musicpod on Wombat's shoulder, which was currently playing "Funeral Dirge for the Not-Quite-Dead". Wombat took it off, and put it in front of Quack's face. With a great deal of effort, the duck started turning the knobs with his duck-bill. The pod was silent for a while, then blinked as it loaded a new sou

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Reply to T h e - C a r i E l f - f a n c l u b in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Let's see - I've been shot, resurrected, mutated, lightly roasted, dropped out a window, and run over by a beer truck... all on this thread. Should I be picking up a hint here? I had no idea running the Secret Order of CariElf could be such a dangerous job. :notsure: :SURPRISED: :sniff!: :sniff!: :sniff!: [Message Edited]

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Reply to Mars . . . when? why? how? in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]Why do I get the sneezles when I walk outside into the sunshine?[/quote] Solar winds blow super-heated plasma into the Earth's atmosphere. While in direct contact with sunshine, these plasma particles remain excited. When you breathe them in, they jump up and down in your nose until you sneeze them out. Of course, some people are more affected than others, it sounds like you might be allergic. You should advise your doctor that you're allergic to super-heated solar plasma, and st

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Reply to Join the Rum Rebellion in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

u iz havn fargh, fargh tooo much phun? :notsure: Ah, that was crap. We'd better stop now - besides, old Cap'n Flashie can butcher the English language much better than simple people like you and me. LOL

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Reply to The Rum Rebellion's fermented thread in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

[quote]mmm, double OP bundy....mmmmmm hic![/quote] Ooh, that brings back some bad memories... or where they good memories... hmm, I can't remember... Btw, have any of you bushrangers seen the old "carry on" movies? "Carry On Dick" had a highwayman you might like as a role model ;)

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Reply to Space Pirates Wanted - Join G.R.O.S.S. in Galactic Civilizations I Stardock Forums

Notice to pirate recruits Due to an overstock of peg-legs, eye patches, and claw hooks, all recruits are required to accept at least one of these accessories on arrival. If you do not have an acceptable injury to go with your chosen piece, one will be provided for you. Failure to comply with this rule will result in a full set of accessories - and all the injuries needed to wear this set properly. Arr.

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