Jamie Burnside

Jamie Burnside

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Entertainment Weekly magazine recently compiled a list of the top-20 funniest Monty Python sketches. You can read the article by clicking this link. As usual, there are certain items included in any "top x" list that can be the source of argument, but in general I found this top twenty list to be pretty fair. Here are the sketches that Entertainment Weekly chose as the top ten: 1. Th

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Click here for my latest article. Tonight's results' show was one of the rare occasions where "they got it exactly right." The performers who had the weakest performances on Monday: Anthony Federov, Mikalah Gordon, and Nadia Turner, found themselves in the bottom three. In the end, Mikalah was eliminated. That's probably good for her and the competitio

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I don't think that it is right to compare full-length Marx Brothers' movies with Stooges' shorts. (Sure the Stooges did full-lengths, but did the Brothers do shorts? --Maybe they did, but I don't know about them.) I think it is more appropriate to compare the Marx Brothers to Laurel and Hardy. Laurel and Hardy: Now those guys were funny!

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Anyway, there doesn't seem to be as many replies this year as their were last year. Maybe it's still early? Out of interest, have any of you bought any of the idol's album? The replies tend to come as the show winds down. Actually at this point I am getting more comments this year than I was last year. In response to what you wro

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Wow. I thought that those things could be taken care of sonically. The good thing about pain is that once it is gone, you'll feel a lot better. (Of course that doesn't do you much good now, does it?)

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(Added March 23rd.) I just heard that because of an error in numbering the contestants after the show, the voting will be re-done after tonight's recap show. Maybe they'll show some recaps, and then viewers will be allowed to vote after the show. We'll see what happens. Click here for my latest article. Tonight's theme was "Number One Songs from the Billboard Magazine Chart."

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I heard today that Barry Bonds arrived at training camp on crutches after knee surgery. After blaming the media for "getting to him", Bonds indicated that he will be out for at least the first half of (and possibly the whole) baseball season. The timing of the surgery and the announcement are a bit fishy. Inactive players don't show a performance dropoff since they're not playing. Do injured players have to take drug tests? If this knee in

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I suppose that since the lady's brain is shot, depriving her of food probably won't cause any mental stress. Regardless, euthanasia would be the swiftest and most humane approach. One would think that politicians who are in the pockets of the insurance industry would fight to cut off money losers like this one here.

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Over the past couple of days I have caught a couple of interesting news stories coming out of China. Every once-in-a-while, we get the chance to hear some really odd news stories from that part of the world. On Saturday I was watching an English translation of CCTV (Chinese) news. There was a story of some government official (named Bi Yuxi, a highway official) who was convicted of accepting bribes and helping himself to around $360,000 of state funds. <A href="

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Nancy, I hope that you do as you say... That will be so funny. I am afraid however that due to the apparent lack-of-response to this article, I wouldn't be optimistic about anyone (else) taking up my challenge. Maybe I will just have to wait until I bite the bullet and go get those last four credits on my Master's Degree.

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The other day I was at a seminar that was sponsored by the publishing company that makes the textbooks that I use at my school. During the seminar, we had some speakers tell us how to better prepare our students to read and write. It was a reasonably good seminar. Something struck me as funny as I was sitting through the writing workshop. The presenter mentioned that we should teach our students how to differentiate their writing voice depending on the type of writin

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Click here for my latest article. The first thing that struck me about tonight's show was "Hey! Bo found some conditioner." But seriously... Tonight's show saw the elimination of the first of the final twelve. Not surprisingly, the bottom three contestants were all women. (As a group, the women are a lot weaker than the men this time out.) Lindsey Cardinale was eventually eliminated, but the bottom three

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I have had the springs on my garage door go down a few years ago. That's rough. (A garage door is deceptively difficult to lift without the aid of springs. Even a fiberglass one...) That is a striking feeling of impotence, isn't it? Standing in front of your garage, knowing that the door can't be opened.

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Click here for my latest article. I had this article half-written, then my clipboard tipped over and landed on my keyboard. Somehow my article was erased. This represents my "second go." Let's hope that it doesn't happen again. 1960s Night has come and gone, and the field of twelve finalists is looking like a two-horse race. The real interesting competition will be for third place. I wonder w

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My wife and I just finished watching a tape of last night's episode of Hey! Spring of Trivia . Hey is a Japanese variety show where short documentaries are shown about various items of trivia (as sent in by viewers). Following each mini-documentary, a celebrity panel evaluates each bit of trivia by pressing a button that says "hey" (in English it would mean, "really?" or "wow.") The item of trivia that scores the most "Hey"s is the daily winner. <P

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I have my kids at school use Google all the time. I just make sure that I set the filter as high as it can go. Of course kids will figure out how to set the controls down, so you may have to watch that.

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Yeah I know. I didn't want to point it out myself (on my own weblog.) Anyone who posts using different names as an "Anonymous User," and yet says similar things is raising my suspicion of a minor conspiracy. Regardless of that, mild dissent is what keeps these forums lively.

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And then Mike Tice was caught scalping Super Bowl tickets? I know that most of the guys in the NFL do it, so why do you think that Tice is being singled out? Go Vikings! <IMG style="WIDTH: 177px; HEIGHT: 230px" height=268 alt="" hspace=0 src="http://www.geocities.com/chipperprime/thor" width=253 a

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