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Reply to How do you confuse Alabama with Kentucky ? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Dey sho gots sumthin Bacasswurds..............

Reply to Getting to Know You... in Misc JoeUser Forums

The body of my articles here on JU represent all I care to reveal about myself without direct questions. I've posted a lot of personal info on various comments in several others articles.

Reply to Couples Quiz in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

#5 was my only trouble spot, the rest were useless knowledge stored in the caverns of my rusty mind, geesh I watched too much TV in the 70's and 80's !!!!!!!

Reply to Tennessee Drinking Rule in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh my ! An offensive twofer....... hehehe

Reply to How do you confuse Alabama with Kentucky ? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Gimme back my bullets....... Next thing you know Aerosmith will be shillin' for Buick and Led Zep will hawk Caddy's ...oops they've already sold out there. Even with those bizarre tie-ins the KFC soundtrack is WAY off the targeted markets ( for the song or portrayal ) it would be akin to a Bosephus song in the background for Afro-sheen................

How do you confuse Alabama with Kentucky ? in Humor JoeUser Forums

I was watching "Lost" last night, during a commercial break on comes a "Diversity Targeted" ad for KFC repleat with 2 older gentlemen of color advising younger men of color that back in the day it was called Kentucky Fried Chicken. All well and good, entertaining at least, BUT then the background music was an instrumental version of "Sweet Home Alaba

Reply to Texas Wahine's New Blog Group in Diet JoeUser Forums

Good Luck !! I'm fat and happy right now ( that, and I can't take on the additional stress of a diet right now ) If ya'll could just wish off about 20 lbs of me I'd appreciated it tho.....

Reply to Are you a Yankee or a Rebel in Politics JoeUser Forums

91% Dixie ! Gonna hafta talk with granny 'bout that othah 9% tho, must be a damn Yankee in the wood pile or sumthin'.

Reply to Place your bets - Miers does or does not get confirmed? in Politics JoeUser Forums

If she does not withdraw before the hearings she will be confirmed. If, however, she does withdraw ( the Baker Plan ) I foresee a Ultra Conservative Black Female on the horizon......... But I think that Uber-race card will be played on the next appointment.

Reply to Employment opportunity for JoeUsers in Misc JoeUser Forums

I read an AP report that a large Texas Disaster Recovery Company had to import labor to clean up New Orleans, yep, mostly immigrants, and the Local Officials were up in arms!!! They literally demanded that company go find New Orleans residents to do the job. My towing friend told a story of crossing the La. border to retrieve several vehicles for an Insurance company, when he went to cross back over into Ol'Miss the Highway Patrol had a roadbl

Reply to Peyronies Disease in Surgery JoeUser Forums

thanks D, Hey Bludev, holla !

Reply to Peyronies Disease in Surgery JoeUser Forums

Double Bump - system will not let me edit to articles....arrgh

Reply to Peyronies Disease in Surgery JoeUser Forums

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Peyronies Disease in Surgery JoeUser Forums

Bummer, I just went back to the Urologist this morning. Let's just say I've experience a trauma in the area a urologist specializes in,and over the last year we've treated the area with massive doses of Vitamin E, tamaflin compounded in a cream, all to no avail. All the while a calcifying mass has grown along the, uh, shaft. It is rather painful, and to add misery,in the last 4 months an extreme curvature has developed. Needless to say, sex has

Reply to Girl games in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

"Sweet southern Drawl" emitted through the teeth of a certified Bea otch....sounds like Scarlette syndrone to me..( "Oh Ashley, where ever do they get those horid ideas from ?" ) Frankly Tova7, you shouldn't give a damn.

Reply to Why Religion does not stick to some people? in Religion JoeUser Forums

The Catholic Church, since its reformation in the 1970's, has adopted an all-inclusive theory, basically that all religions ( monotheasiastic that is ) worship the same God, just in different ways and with different names. "There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning " quote; Jimmy Buffett, "Fruitcakes" 1995. " Religion is for the weak minded " ( later amended to Organized Religion is for the weak minded ) J

Reply to What's that one piece of clothing you should never wear? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I would look absolutely awful in a speedo, even if I didn't have this keg hanging over my belt....( I quit working on 6 pack abs and went for quantity )

Reply to Employment opportunity for JoeUsers in Misc JoeUser Forums

Not chiding you dearest Dharma, only providing an insight to the situation down in the gulf. My friend was contacted by a reputable salvage company trying to effect prompt removal of flooded vehicles, haste in delivery of services, or "striking while the iron was hot", precluded formalizing any relationships. Upper management made the decision to eliminate the independents, probably due to long-standing contractual obligations to the Big Towin

Reply to Employment opportunity for JoeUsers in Misc JoeUser Forums

A friend of mine in the Towing and Recovery Business got a very similar solicitation. He went to Mississippi, with 3 trucks and a camper and for 14 days he towed flooded cars 24/7 to a salvage yard for 250.00 per car. Not bad money, except that on the 15th day,he and every other independent, were dismissed and replaced by a large towing contractor. Several of those indipendents had purchased new equipment since they had been promised ( not

Reply to Lucifer's Protagonistic Puzzle ; Black Power > White Power in Ethics JoeUser Forums

Thank you all for the input. It's obvious that "White Power" is a figment of the imagination of a handful of stupid people, but when will the "Black Power" coalition be recognized for their duplicity? The devisive plan they espouse serves only to maintain the status quo, the only ones prospering are the spokesmen themselves. The climate of white guilt, coupled with the mantle of victimhood empower none of the masses on either side. <B

Reply to Lucifer's Protagonistic Puzzle ; Black Power > White Power in Ethics JoeUser Forums

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Lucifer's Protagonistic Puzzle ; Black Power > White Power in Ethics JoeUser Forums

OK, Devil's advocate here. After listening to portions of the various speeches at the Million More March, the events of the Toledo Riot, and the ongoing racially tinged Katrina debaucle, I just gotta ask.....Is Black Power superior to White Power ? "Black Power" masses several thousand ( give or take a 100K here or there ) protesters for a demonstration

Reply to Two States, Two Different outcomes in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Was there a Hurricane in Texas ? Watching MSM you'd think Katrina was the last storm of the season. It's an obvious versus oblivious situation....... So it goes........

Reply to Lottery Odds in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think I'm gonna play those numbers from "Lost".

Reply to Lottery Odds in Blogging JoeUser Forums

He he he, Driving to the state line tonight to buy $50.00 worth, same cost as a 1/2 gallon of Knob Creek...can even use the losing tickets as book marks later versus chunking the empty bottle....... Not long from now I'll get a chance to buy into the lottery here in NC !!! So it goes.