I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who s
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received." I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many a
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS; The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. The man discovered AGRI
we have all heard this story one way or another, in different versions... still, I love it everytime someone sends it for me.. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the stud
”One day, a small opening appeared in a cocoon; a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.Then, it seems to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could not go any further.So the man decided to help the butterfly: he took a pair of scissor
"My friends are my estate." Emily Dickenson "What we see depends mainly on waht we look for." Sir John Lubbock "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you
A man was selling oranges in the middle of a road. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He put some signs along the road and spent the whole day praising the flavor of his wares. Everyone bought from him and the man thrived. With the money he placed more signs on the road and began to sell more fruit. Business was growing fast<B
Malba Tahan illustrates the dangers of words: a woman said so often that her neighbor was a thief that the young man was finally arrested. Some days later, they discovered that he was innocent and set him free. Then he sued the woman. - Comments are not so serious - she said to the judge. - Granted - answered the magistr
Value What is most valuable in your life is not what you have in your life, but WHO you have in your life Live Today There are two eternities that can really break you down: Yesterday, and Tomorrow One is gone and the other doesn't exist. so live today Marriage Do not marry a person that you know that you can live
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel asked ..... Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby: Why do camels have humps? Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the m
No Offence Ladies, we love you all... this is just for fun: - How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? -Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Most people are only alive because it is
DEAR DIARY Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. Oct. 14 - Canada--it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wond
My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread Mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes too, but I can't remember getting E-coli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring). The term cell phone would have conjured up a pho
- I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. - I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. - I've learned that makin
Sohrab Sepehri's 75th birthday It was seventy five years ago on the 7th of October. He was born in Kashan, a city by Kavir in the middle of Iran. His parents called him Sohrab. Where are my shoes? Who called me - 'Sohrab!' - with a voice as familiar as air is to leaves? My mother is sleeping, Manuchehr and Parvaneh, everyone in the city, perhaps, is sleeping. The May night touches each second<B
Arguing with your Boss is like'wrestling with a pig in mud'. After a while, you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually 'enjoying it'. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again !!!! Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it 'creative problem solving'. Behind every 'successful woman', is
- It only takes a few seconds to hurt the people you love... and it can take years to heal... - There are two eternities that can really break you down..."Yesterday and Tomorrow"...one is gone, and the other doesn't exist....so live today. - Do not marry a person that you know you can live with... marry someone that you can not live without!!... - It cantake years to build trust.... and only a few seconds to destroy it. - what is most valuable is not what you
Thanks Hans for reading it. And I'd be happy to know that your enjoying them in any way.
To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. It is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true. To believe is ,to know the wonder of a stardust sky And the wisdom of the man in the moon. To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, For it is through their teachings we learn to love. To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and t
These are some words I recieved and they are believed to be Alber Einstein's words. Thanks to Nasim for sending them to me. The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow? Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. <
When Love met Madness A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, virtues and vices wandered bored, not knowing what to do. One day, they were all gathered and bored more than even when Ingenious had an idea: Why don't we play hide and seek? And all of them liked the idea, and immediately the mad Madness shouted: I want to count, I want to count and since no one else was crazy to seek for Madness, Madness leaned on a tree
The Most Beautiful Heart One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the fron
Thanks GCJ....you forgot to leave me your link
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