One time my friends and I were at walmart and the idiots that we are thought it would be funny to put condoms in someone's cart when they're not looking. Well, I was standing about an inch from an owner-less cart and was about to drop the box in when lo and behold! My cousin's very quiet and polite stepdad rounded the corner and saw me! I immediately put the condoms behind my box and smiled and quickly backed away. Thank God he didn't see me doing that
Tangled Wishes
Ok, so my telephone is a complete POS. Its battery went dead this weekend when I was home, so I put it on the charger and after about two minutes it started ringing to alert me that I had some new voice messages. Well I waited for a while before I listened to them so the phone wouldn't go dead on me, and then I deleted them. Well fucking shit phone still kept
Thanks guys (blush) ~Anne
I like the "mercenaries" picture. I need a sign like that. ~Anne
I'm flattered by your comments to me ~Anne
Anyone who reads my blogs realizes that I have a big problem with changing. I mean, I thought I had changed from the person I was before I started college, and that made me very unhappy. But, this weekend, I realized that I am still an emotional vampire. I choose not to explain this, because it makes me out as a bad person, which I am. But I don't fe
Hey guys, this is a new poem by me. It's pretty weird, so if you don't like it or understand it just ask what's confusing. I won't be offended if you don't like it... It's pretty strong. ~Anne I once thought you were beautiful You represented my freedom, and hope But I saw who you once were And you make me sick I saw your pr
Who's Wonkette? ShouLD i KNOW? I'm not married. Just drunk again, ~Anne
I know. Can it really get worse? That's what I keep thinking... I sure hope not, at least. Maybe I will like, go into a coma for a few days or something and it will be like a little vacation. Of course that would be terrible, but the vacation would be great. lol me and my sordid sense of humor ~Anne
No no! Of course not, Dharma! I was saying that because his response to me!! The whole, "Anytime! Anywhere! Please!" lol it sounded desperate!! I think you are awesome Dharma and if he wanted to be with you Dharma, well, that would be the coolest thing ever! Even if you are married! I mean, I am saying this all wrong. If he was interested in you, I wouldn't blame him! I think you are grrrrrrreat. ~Anne ps so
I want a break too. I want to run away. :) I know I'm a little bit old to do that, and so are you, but doesn't it seem like the best thing right now? Just run away from your life? I wish. ~Anne ps I'm sorry so much is going on with you! Hopefully it will get better.
I just can't seem to shake these blues. I have times of happiness, no doubt, but... I still get down. I don't like it. I'm trying to regulate my zoloft-taking, because I am a big dumb head who constantly forgets to take it, and if I don't take it the results are VERY BAD!!! I should be happy!!! I have a BUNCH of alcohol in my fridge. Three
You know, Ryan, I didn't pick up on the fact that you love to cook before. I LOOOOOOOOOOVE to cook, too. Seriously, it's AWESOME. It's...relaxing. I'm on Zoloft cause I have to be... I've been on since I was... hmm... fourteen. Almost five years. I'm better on them, though. It may not work for some people. But it's the best thing to happen to me... It makes me want to live. And that's important. Let me tell you right now, I sure as hell am not
Muggaz, now thats TOO old for me. Don't be silly. I don't want a smelly, wrinkly older man. :p ~Anne
Lol Miki you sound desperate :D ~Anne
Lol Trin that's great The Negotiator? That's kinda sexy, like a lawyer... mmmm ~Anne
PS I typed decent because I deleted every other letter :D ~Anne
lol okay negotiator!! Lol. 22 IS older. Big Dreamer... I'm not really sure if I'm a Christian. I think I am. I think I believe in God. But I'm not sure. I'm at a crossroads in my life, where I'd like to find out about myself, my likes, and dislikes. I don't know yet what I am, or what I want to be. I'll find out. Jimbo that was AWESOME!! I loved every second of it! And Dharma you BETTER not feel old, damn it. I don't think ol
Ooooooh you make buttons??? SWEET!!! How? ~Anne
MadPoet~ You are so amazingly sweet to me. I love the Eagles. My fave song is Take it To the Limit, though my personal "song" (you know, the song that describes you to a T) was for quite a while... Life In The Fast Lane. Anyhow, I love them incredibly. Hello back to you, thank you for appreciating my poetry... Thanks for good thoughts. I will return some your way. (PS I'm drunk) ~Anne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a major confession to make. It's kind of weird, so you have to forgive me for saying this. And my friends that read this blog are gonna give me soooo much shit!!! Lol!! Good thing I'm druuuuunnnnkkkk right now and am not worried about that. Otherwise I wouldn't admit it. Oh wait I just revealed my wee confession. That is: I am drunk! At 9:50 p
Dharma~ Thank you so much. It means a lot. ~Anne
ahhh!!! Okay. First of all. I agree with you totally Dharma. You are like my... big sister with less problems who is nice and understanding and insanely intelligent. It TOTALLY sucks that people have been killed in Iraq. And secondly, I would like to say my God, people read my blog. And agree with the totally leftist (????) views that I have about Bush and Iraq. And thirdly, I apologize for this being confusing. I'm
I light a candle in my window And a candle in my heart I wipe a tear from my eye This death do we part I hold the hand of a friend And the memories in my mind Of all the love and laughter That you left behind The flags still fly at half-mast We still live our lives But I would give all of my life To give you one mo
It is hell. It is hard hearing the news. Harder than anyone could possibly imagine. It doesn't get easier after the first one, either. It gets harder and harder and scarier and sadder and it just feels like it wrecks your whole outlook on life. Everyone I knew in Iraq has died. Now when I find out that someone I know is going to Iraq, it's like hearing they have inoperable cancer that will surely take their life in a few short months.