Today's one of those days when I want to hang that Happy Bunny sign outside my door. I don't need to, though, because no one visits me. I'm actually glad of that right now. I don't need to use any of my limited energy to go to the damn door and pick up that damn sign and hang it up. Thank God. I just don't want to talk to anyone today. I don'
Wow! You know, it's really cool that you're from Minnesota too. There's lots of people on JoeUser from MN... I think that's cool! Vive le Minnesota! ~Anne
Liar :) You like kids??? Awww!!! I want to see a pic of you as a "Lollipop Lady" too. Man! ~Anne
My friend's funeral was last Friday. I can't believe that anyone in the state of Minnesota would have failed to know about his death... His coffin, covered with the stars and stripes, was on the front page of every newspaper I saw. ~Anne
Gee, I wish I knew what you looked like as a little kid.... Honestly, I can only picture you as a little imp with horns. I suppose that's not accurate, but all the same. ;) Actually, that doesn't hold right, either... I can see you with your mini joints and your mini beers... Awwww! How cute.... ~Anne
PS. Sorry if that wasn't totally relevant to your blog. It was kind of a momentary epiphany I got while writing. Might as well share it, right? ~Anne
I don't think you can prepare for the death of a loved one. Even if you know the risk of it coming... even if you know there's such a huge chance, a possibility, even a probability, you never know how much it hurts until you're completely enveloped in the pain. You can never appreciate someone enough until they're gone. I know that's true. No matter how many times I've told myself after the death of someone close to me, "This time I w
Tonight I'm not going to drink. It will be the second night in two weeks. It's a good idea. I felt like SHIT this morning when I woke up. Well, that's a lie, I didn't wake up until about 1:15. But I felt like shit. Maybe even beyond just "shit." I mean, I was freaking DEPRESSED. It was scary. Like, masochistic-depressed. That's not good.
Good story, made me smirk :) (Close as I can get to a laugh right now) Damn Windex is right. I don't know how many times I've tried to stonedly throw something out my car window and it hit me right back in the face. ~Anne
You're welcome Wreckless Eric :) MadPoet, thank you very much. It is an amusing blog, isn't it? That's why I'd like to be drunk or stoned all the time. I like myself better that way. All of my funny thoughts get jumbled and trapped in the net of depression while I'm sober... Have a problem with being cynical then. :P BTW thanks for thinking I'm not an inept clown... I never thought I was, either, but sometimes I have misconceptions about mysel
I well I have a problem!! My thumb... well, it's pretty stoned. We celebrated for 4-20 but well you know there's somthing wrong with the head on my thumb. It thinks it wants to break itself. Oh it's making me mad, it's bending soooo wrong! Thumbs ain't supposed to bend that way. But my mind is trying to control it's movents.... So it's not breaking,
Really, sir Peter!! What ones??!?!? ~Anne
YOU SPELLED MY NAME RIGHT!!! AHH!!! ~Spesh :) PS Capt, Spesh is a good nickname for me? Yeah, i think so too, along the lines of "Special Ed" of course.
Oh Muggaz your true colOURS are beautiful. See I spelled it "English" just for you. I know why you're mad, I get mad about that sometimes too. People take potshots at you and accuse of being something you're not, or pretending to be something, and it's angering because you've done your best to be exactly who you are. Sometimes people are too blind to see, sometimes they're already angry about something and take it out
Well Trin, I'm sad you're leaving, you were always one of my cohorts. Are you still going to read JoeUser articles? Or are you completely leaving it behind? ~Your friend, Anne
I loved this blog. I'm gonna email it to my best friends right now. It holds so true, and makes me so thankful!!! ~Anne
Lol Dharma, too true too true to your last comment. I was annoyed at first by Mr. Griefer, but I got over it. I think he's trying to play with peoples' minds, and when I remember that it doesn't bother me. ~Anne
It's okay that you preach... Not too many other people do... But by my comparing it to coke, is my saying well I was sure in a worse boat a year past, and I got out of it. If I could conquer that, I can conquer anything. Thanks for being a friend, Dharma. And sometimes friends DO need to step in. ~Anne
Yes, yes I did. But not as gory as anything else I've ever seen. Ahh, I am one of the desensitized youth. The one thing I really HATED about the movie, though, was the fucking music. It was like funeral/horror murder scene music that would play when he was freaking driving his taxi. Nothing scary about that. How annoying. ~Anne
Ok you are crazy and slightly freaky. Potato bugs are digustingly nasty and grey covered and look like little armadillo bugs that eat your freaking potato plants. They're annoying and hard to kill. Yucky. ~Anne
:) (Thats supposed to look like a sad grin, cause that's what's on my face.) Thanks guys. ~Anne
OK i started watching Taxi Driver with Deniro today. I didn't get too far into it because I had to do a lot of shizott, but I wanna know what everybody thinks of this movie. Is it good? Is it gross, bad, scary, nice, funny, what? And how about Scorcese. I want to know about his cult following. ~Anne
lol when I was reading the "Elzo" thingie, the first thing that popped into my mind was "Elzar" too. Anywho. Wow! Those are your deepest darkest secrets????? MINE TOO!!!! ~"Spesh" (is it okay that I use that nickname?)
I know Dharma... Sometimes I think that too. But I feel like I've got my footing. Trust me when I say this: Anne not on zoloft=bad. Zoloft seriously saves/d my life. If I weren't on it, I would commit suicide, no lie. I'm suicidal, that's why I take it. And when I take it, i'm no longer suicidal. I can understand the whole alcohol/pot thing. I hope it's a phase... I've struggled with lots of drugs AND alcohol use in my short
I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm really glad you're so supportive of me. I'm feeling okay now, but I don't know... I don't know a lot! Thanks so much. ~Anne
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