theeverpresentstateofXen

The Existential Shopper in Consumer Issues JoeUser Forums

So, this is my first real entry... an absorbing tell-all expose about the turbulent ups and downs of a really dull weekend. One of the happiest times of a teenage boy's life is when his parents have gone for the weekend. Its a magical time to invite friends over, sneak a bit of the liquor, watch your dad's porn on the big-screen in the living room and masturbate unabashedly with the bedroom door open (you know you did it, and I'm sure you girls have some counter-part experience).

I know what I'm doing. Do you know what I'm doing? in Welcome JoeUser Forums

I've typed and retyped that headline several times, and I'm still not satisfied. How do you sum up a welcome article? What is a welcome article? Do I really have any clue what I'm doing with this? Or anything for that matter? Does anyone? Can I get a show of hands from those who do? Well, here's what I was thinking about doing: this is my journal (me in edited form out there for all to see). Here's a simple fact about me: apparently I'm incapable of doing anything for my own priv