Gene Nash

Gene Nash

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Help! I'm A Prisoner Under A Falafel Stand! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Please excuse the misplaced 3s. As you read this article, you'll discov3r I'm blogging from an Intern3t connected cash register with a sticky 3 3 E. (Damn!) With the unseasonably warm weather came the d3cision to start the community pool season early. In a desperate attempt to cool off, I soaked in a vat of SPF 5000 and headed out. I found it nec3ssary to keep mainly to the middle of the pool as the North Eastern corner had been claimed by 10 of Laughlin's 14 Iranian cit

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Reply to What the heck did he ever see in her... in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I think Sondra Locke is hot. I always did. In fact, just yesterday I was looking at a publicity still of them from The Gauntlet and thinking that. So there. Beverly D'angelo Has a nice rack (see National Lampoon's Vacation ), but otherwise doesn't do much for me. Between the two of them, I'd take Sondra Locke.

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Reply to Is this the start of something bigger to come?? in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

I think it was a misunderstanding, but instead of clearing it up you seem to have decided it's more fun to play with Baker. I think you're a decent stand-up guy, and I'm confused as to why it's ok with you to be seen as a plagiarist. David Viscott said that maturity is doing the right thing even if it's what our parents want us to do. That can be extended to "even if it's what someone whose nose we'd rather rub in it thinks should be done."<br

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Reply to Is this the start of something bigger to come?? in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

But I maintain, the religiously-minded jihadist is not going to yell "Die, motherf***ers, die" as he guns people down. Which is, according to all eye-and ear-witnesses, exactly what Talovic was yelling. Just to play Devil's Advocate: You also wouldn't expect them to be hanging out in bars and strip clubs, but isn't that what the 9/11 hijackers did? You've called him on it and he "has" acknowledged it in reply

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Reply to The Whining Baker - he must be so bored. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

1) Your article is in the forums. You may not have intended it to be, but it's there nonetheless. 2) You probably won't be here long. Newbies attacking regulars is usually an indication of someone who is going to flame hard and flame out fast. (If you really are a newbie and not a manufactured persona meant to lend false support, that is.) 3) Using the name of another user in your title -- in whole or part -- for the purpose of an attack article is a no-no. Quick flame o

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Reply to Hannity takes on clergy on contraception, sex scandals, more in Politics JoeUser Forums

Hannity doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time; he just reads what his producers put in front of him. He's the all too typical creating-controversy-for-profit pundit. The sooner he and his kind are eliminated the better this world will be. It's high time someone with influence called them to task. The concept of Hannity be

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Reply to What do Joeusers think about these topics? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

1. General Peter Pace is narrow-minded and out of touch about gay men. He's right about the immoral part, but probably wrong about any conclusions drawn from it. People's immorality is between them and God. Besides, I bet if we poked around enough we could make a good case for Pace being immoral at something in his life. (And me too, for that mat

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Reply to Thank you Rosie in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I don't know why they hired her. I'd have thought one ignorant, loud mouthed, biatch princess would have been enough for any show. (I'm trying to forget Behar is Italian. To me she comes off more like a stereotypical Jersey Jewish princess. Mel Gibson told me so. It must be true. It probably comes from hanging out too much with people like her best bud Rosie. Peas in a pod. Is there some sort of blood test that could prove she's not really Italian? Please?) Anyway, down with Rosie! An

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Reply to 16 Ways of Knowing You're in the Desert in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

How do I know I'm in the desert? I look out the window. Being surrounded by sand is a good tip off. (That or a passed out in a sand trap. Those country club parties can get wild -- even without Rodney Dangerfield.) The list kind of sucks. I mean, I don't know anyone who cares about parking in the shade as opposed to distance. And... No one w

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Reply to Do You Have Guns In Your House? in Politics JoeUser Forums

That's called "personal" control! I have a friend who says he would never want a CCW permit. When asked why he said, "I'd want to shoot "every" stupid person I saw! And that being the case, I'd NEVER be able to have enough ammo!". Like Dirty Harry said, "A man has got to know his own limitations." <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif

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Reply to Do You Have Guns In Your House? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Well, this was a fairly interesting thread, till someone decided to monopolize the conversation.... lions I own a lion. He's only one foot high and he wears a grey and white fur coat as a disguise to throw animal control off the scent. He hasn't tried to eat me, but he does take an occasional exploratory lick, so he may be ge

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Reply to Fluoride: Is It Poisoning Us? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

If one reads how fluoridation came about, the industrial and commercial forces that drove it, it should really give one pause. It's another one of those, "Can we come up with a good excuse to talk people into buying this poisonous byproduct so we don't have to throw it away?" type things. Apparently pediatricians often recommend fluoride supplements for breas

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Reply to Would you? Could you? Should you? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

They have 6 children and are barely making ends meet, One thing I always wonder when watching that show (and, shame on me, I do watch it occasionally)... they essentially build these people mansions. When the cameras are off and the crews are long gone, how do these destitute families pay the -- undoubtably greatly increased -- property taxes on

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Reply to Down the slippery slope she goes... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Here's little Tommy Jarvis just before going postal on Jason: See what I mean? I think K-Fed should go into seclusion for a while. I can hear it now... "I'm sorry, officer. He came at me wearing a hockey mask. How could I have known it was my ex under there? I couldn't. Oh, I always carry a machete. Just in case, y'all." Should be good for a few more magazine covers. She could even start d

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Reply to Down the slippery slope she goes... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Dang. And I thought she was ugly before. Did anyone ever see the fourth Friday the 13th movie? The one where the kid goes nuts and shaves his head to make himself look like Jason at the time of his pre-teen drowning? Just before the kid takes a machette and hacks the big lug to bits? (Yeah, Corey Feldman killed Jason. It's a burden we have to bear.) Dude, that's exactly what's going on in those pictures. All I can say is, don't let her near anything long and sharp.

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Reply to Don't Eat The Peanut Butter! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Good. I'm off recall notice duty for once! Yep, I have the peanut butter. Nope, no ill effects. I suppose I'll call Wally and see what they are willing to do about it, since the manufacturer said to just throw it away and I don't really feel like doing that.

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Reply to Public tragedy? NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOWS! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Count me as an "asshat." In a 24 hour news cycle, "Breaking News" is a dinosaur. Unless there's a nuke headed my way or terrorists are taking down pieces of America this very second anythng more than a 10-second "news at eleven" is unnecessary and unwelcome. When I want the news I have it at my finger tips. If I want Jack Bauer, I want Jack Bauer. Frankly, these days, shows are a commodity. If I don't get it from them, I can surely get it elsewhere, even if I have to bootleg

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