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Reply to International Talk Like A Pirate Day in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The family of one of the guys who created this International Talk Like a Pirate nonsense was on ABC's Wife Swap last night. (What coincidental timing. Can you say manufactured publicity stunt?) Contrary to what the commercials portrayed, I thought they came off as saner than the "normal" family. When they have International Drink All the Rum, Burn Down the Neighbor's House and Rape His Wife Day count me in. Till then, I'll settle for a wench who's willi

Reply to It's kinda creepy being blog stalked in Blogging JoeUser Forums

To imagine that someone is out there hanging on to my every written word, hoping I make a mistake so he can point it out to the world 'LOOK!! moderateman is bad, he makes mistakes, he is not perfect like me {DAVAD70} Sounds like some Conservatives around here and the New York Times ....

Reply to So much for the value of political polls in Politics JoeUser Forums

As for the article: There are fakes and frauds in every profession. The actions of certain individuals within a profession do not speak to the profession itself. Does one doped Olympian indicate that all the Olympics are fake and "anyone with any sense knows that human being aren't really capable of those physical feats"? As for the comments: (shakes head) More "everyone that x is y" claptrap and Colonel bashing. Are you guys real or just a real

Reply to Is it Just me? Or has Joeuser become boring as hell? in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

I feel like some of the life has gone from joeuser. Obviously it's because I haven't posted much since March. Clearly I'm the heart and soul of JU. Is it the new format? I saw the n

Reply to She really DOES exist! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Don't believe it for a second! It's all homemade flour-playdoh and Photoshop! Connect the dots: Tom Cruise -> Steven Spielberg -> George Lucas -> Industrial Light and Magic. It's like Conan O'Brian. People think that guy's real. No! It's an old Howdy Doody doll, some bailing wire, and a secondhand Cray Supercomputer loaded up with a tweaked version of the Max Headroom software. When will people wake up? When?!?!?!?!?!

Reply to Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter is dead in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Is anyone surprised he died to one of the animals he spent his entire life pissing off? It's almost poetic justice. Maybe those cold-blooded croc's are sitting around the watering hole saying, "Served him right," but, bipedal mammal that I am, I'm more inclined to classify it as a "tragic flaw." Ungrateful croc's -- after all that he

Reply to Sun Myung Moon--Not Lieberman--IS The Chosen Person in Politics JoeUser Forums

yeah, well i shot an elephant in my pajamas...how he got them on i'll never know. Stop being so modest. You know that's not an elephant! Illuminati Aaaaahh, the organization so sec

Reply to Have you had any Supernatural experiences? in Religion JoeUser Forums

If you have not tried it DO NOT KNOCK IT, You know, I was about to write an article condemning cannibals, but you're right. I should chop up a few folk and make a nice stew first before I make up my mind. There may be something to it. Let's see, whose attributes around here do I want for my own...?

Reply to Windows v. Mac = Conservative v. Liberal in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Now who can I pick on Next!!!!! I'd suggest picking on NExt, but at this point that's kinda like picking on OS X's grandpa, isn't it? The final conclusion has to be that whatever we are currently using is the most fantabulus technology ever, gives us a better sex life, the mate of our dreams, and cures cancer, while whatever t

Reply to What's your favorite Season? in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Favorite Season: Fall/Autumn 2nd) Spring. I prefer the inbetween periods. The extremes, not so much. 3rd) Winter. I can tolerate Winter. 4th) N/A. Summer doesn't qualify. I hate Summer. Death to Summer. May Summer rot in Hell. Wait -- Summer = Hell. Yes, Summer is just Hell on vacation. Damnable Summer....

Reply to Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Okay, you sucked me in (no pun intended) with your salacious title. I have never had a one night stand. Um... I... um... no comment.... Even men aren't that stupid!

Reply to It's My Party and I will Cry if I want to. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ms. Gore's been here in Laughlin fairly recently -- and frankly it surprised me she's still doing tour dates. The power of a hit song! Old Howie Mandel Joke (told in a child's voice): My mommy, she tried to put me on my potty, but every time she'd put me on my potty I'd start to cry. Then she'd put my on my potty and I'd start to cry. And she said, "Why do you always cry when I put you on your potty?!" And I s

Reply to I Can't Help But Wonder... in Misc JoeUser Forums

At one point her dad was digging for a box and according to her he needed to move because he was wrong. Minutes later, after hours of digging in the same area, he hit a box. Kayte (pronounced "Katie") Fogal. And the digging incident was immediately after the theater whe

Reply to Heroes of Might & Magic V: The game with an ultracheating A.I! in Turn-Based JoeUser Forums

It gets major gold and resource bonuses from thin air, morale & luck bonuses, free lvls etc... Heh, reminds me of a chess proggie I bought once that when cornered would suddenly pull a lost piece back into action. I can still see the phantom pieces floating back onto the board to beat me....

John McCain Will Never Be President in Republican JoeUser Forums

Any time I've said "X will never hold office Y" -- "X will never be Y" -- I've always been right. I'm going to go out on a limb and say: John McCain will never be the President of the United States. There's lots of political rumbling about McCain and how he's a juggernaut and even "everyone respects him." I want to jump way out ahead of the wagon, be the lone Chinese standing in front of the tank, and warn off the Republican Party. John McCain will never be the president!

Your Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I first thought of this round about December. It got shelved when I got hospitalized. Since I think of it every once in a while, I've decided to trot it out and try it anyway. Just as an exercise, I'm going to try writing an article for each category in the JU forums. I say "try" because there are a couple that I have doubts about. For instance, "OS Customization." What do

Reply to A victim of frottage speaks her mind in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you were going to blog about it! Sheesh! remember a girl who sure enough did seem to enjoy the corner of the teacher's desk in 7th grade when they went over her homework! I think she used to sit next to me in a

Reply to I say when I am wrong in Misc JoeUser Forums

(I have a Mac, but it is only a 180mhz PPC - ancient!). If you think that's ancient, you should see what I've been using for the past year since my power supply went up in flames. I lust for 180 mhz.

Reply to Keep on Rock(y)ing the Free World in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I saw some of the boxing action they were filming in Vegas... he looks pretty good! I don't think it'll be as much of a stretch as you imagine. I doubt it'll be much of a hit, but this seems to be a movie that only got made because of the popularity of DVDs and the prospect of post-theatrical profits. I'm gonna miss Adrian, though.

Reply to All aboard are bored.. in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

GQ drills What'sa "GQ Drill"? "You will put on and remove this Armani suit 20 times in the next 30 seconds -- blinfolded. Go!" ? Were you on it during the time of their nasty accident?

Reply to Act like a lady! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I wonder if your friends aren't just letting her hang around for the amusement factor? I mean, watching the monkey at the zoo hurl his poop at the glass can be very entertaining for a while, but then the fun wears off and life goes on. When her act runs its course I wouldn't be surprised if they see her for the bore you do. By the time you learn to accept her, she may not be around to accept. As for the "ladylike" aspects -- I wouldn't have much to do with her either, but t

Reply to Whoring yourself online in Blogging JoeUser Forums

This is great fodder for a new article: "I Love You! (Just Don't Get Saggy!)"

Reply to Whoring yourself online in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I however, don't think posing for a picture with my tits hanging out... is a great way of making meaningful friendships. Let's not judge this too hastily. This obviously merits further experimentation....

Reply to How much SPAM do you get because of JU? in Internet JoeUser Forums

Or maybe you triggered Stardock's new "liberal detection" software!

Reply to How much SPAM do you get because of JU? in Internet JoeUser Forums

None. I'd suggest it's a result of Yahoo, not JU. I know when I create a new account at any of those freebie sites the box is immediately filled with SPAM.