Gene Nash

Gene Nash

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(tap, tap) Is this thing on? Sorry, folks. The lights seem to have blown out for a while there. I'm kinda blinded by them coming back on. Is anyone still out there? Hello? (tap, tap)

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Well, I'm a female, and I'm more of a vodka fan than a beer fan (although Bud Light is passable), so I suppose I'm not the target audience, but the commercials don't appeal to me at all. I don't really think they're funny. Having never had an alcoholic drink in my life, I'm hardly the intended audience either. <img src="../imag

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A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader. The followers of such a religion or sect. Yeah, like that heretic Jesus and his band of weirdoes who follow him around the desert. <img src="../image

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Being a South African I say: Pity it wasn't Miller Lite! Despite what the Busch family would have you believe, I'm sure Ted would accept any brand. Draino would probably be okay, too. Got Sterno? Good to go. Thank you for the comment. This article was D.O.A. I'll chalk it up to a non-compelling title. I'm sure

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I finally figured out those commercials that feature "Ted Ferguson: Bud Light Daredevil," a 20-something young man decked out in skating pads, oversized goggles, and a helmet, who attempts to do such impossible feats as listen to his girlfriend talk, stay after work for five minutes ("On a Friday!"), and try to actually watch a couple minutes of a movie his girlfriend selected, only to be saved after a few minutes by a crew rushing in to pour Bud Ligh

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I wonder if this was in English if it would require the Adult Content restriction, even though it does purport to be about health? Strike that. If the links hidden by placing them in a white font were blatant, then this would definitely be Adult Content. Cleverer than most of our SPAMers, I'll give you that much.

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(I wish I could formulate other languages as well as I can read them. Then I could respond in kind. *SIGH*) I wonder if this was in English if it would require the Adult Content restriction, even though it does purport to be about health? avrebbe un'effetto positivo sullo stato d'animo, aiutando a prevenire la depressione.

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But if you ask someone to do something and they do it, let it go at that, already! Or as I like to say, "When you've won, shut up." It's amazing how often someone will win (or be winning) but will so continue to go on and on about it that they manage to "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory."

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So much for my plan for "extensive blogging," eh? Hello, my name is Gene and I'm a lousy blogger. No, no, it's true I tell you! (Okay no one was actually protesting the point, but I made you look!) I'm a lousy blogger because I blog too infrequently. From my perspective, the best blogs tend to be those fairly frequently updated. My average of 2 blogs per week doesn't fit my bill, especi

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From my perspective, artistic expression is little different from verbal expression. To me, a word is a symbol of an idea. Artistic forms other than writing use different materials than words, but they still come down to symbolizing and representing ideas. That's why the piece "Piss Christ," for instance, didn't bother me. That's the artist's idea and he's welcome to it. I don't agree, and I'm welcome to my disagreement. Frankly, I find the stuff on South Park far mor

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I didn't want to be left out of the cliche-driven political poetry movement. I'm such a sheeple. archie bunker fumes. girls were girls and men were men meathead won't stifle. flipped bigot scream fume move van move! belch gas! jam gear! eastside deluxe view Okay, who wants to do <

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ponytail tied tight birkenstocks donned firm and sure where's the protest, man? die, conservative! die, greedy, racist, dumb, pigs! you're intolerant! morals are victory it's not about win or lose rightness is the thing how sad - i must cry wretched beggar's bloody feet next week: "March For Shoes!" quick discuss heroes che? good! lyndon? good! reagan?! big red F-ing shame liberalism's dea

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It's hard to get a bead on this story. Every report seems to be different. I'll give you the gist of what I derived with a caveat as to its complete accuracy. Cindy Sheehan was arrested just before the State of the Union speech last night. Sitting in the gallery at the invitation of California Representative Lynn Woolsey, Sheehan revealed she was wearing a sloganeering t-shirt that had the number of American soldiers killed in Iraq listed on it (I guess she doesn't worry about Afgh

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I really wish you people would make up you minds. Are you saying he's stupid or smart? You people? Hmmm. There's your first misapprehension.... You've created a classification of people in your mind, assigned attributes to that classification, then started fitting people into it, only to be confused when "those people" don't think an

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Are you trying to say that all sororities are only bimbos? Only the sororities worth cruising for dates. Actually, I believe he's saying that she has portrayed enough "goofy sounding ditzy bimbos" to fill a sorority.

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and jennifer tilly are two very smart, sexy, funny women OMG, Jennifer Tilly is so fine she might be worth selling your soul for. both are able to conjure up characters who say and do such incredibly s

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Perhaps you should blog about me dear boy. I am the most charismatic man in the world. Back before you decided to leave JU, I had three SPM related articles in mind. I wonder if I can recall what they were? I

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"If you fall of a horse, get right back on it!" -- folk wisdom Has it really been 30 days since my last article? It hasn't done me any good. I haven't written any of the other pieces I intended or needed to. After I haven't done something for a while, I have a hard time getting started again. Okay, I have a hard time starting anything, period. When I start something I don't like to stop. I'm best at things I can do straight through. Not

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INFOWARS.COM ...belongs to someone named Alex Jones. So that's who this Jones guy is. One of the local talk radio stations (the one with the "dismantling of America" conspiracy theorist owner) recently picked up this person's show. I haven't listened to it, but the promo sure is over the top. I considered blogging about it, but now t

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Rose McGowan (Marilyn Manson's bride, if I'm not mistaken, haha): She was engaged to Manson, but they broke up in 2001. He married Dita Von Teese ( nee Heather Sweet) this past December. (And I hate that I know that.)

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There's no way he's not going to be hurt if he's already that into you. That's not your concern. If his world view doesn't encompass not getting too into a girl without first making sure she is also or could be into him, frankly he did it to himself. It's his stinkin' thinkin' that caused him the pain, not anything you did. Be completely direct and leave no opening for misinterpretation or misplaced hope. What Marcie said to say... <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" al

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