UPDATE: Nothing more exciting last 4 A.M. hour than a rattling doorknob with no-one on the other side (of the door anyway...). My "haunting" is dwindling. Tomorrow night may be nothing more than a strongly worded note. I didn't know ghosts got bored. Leave it to me to get a lazy ghost.
Should someone warn Wendy's?
Hmm, not looking for that kind of a hook up. Besides, we all know he has nothing good to say about bush. No, in the extremely unlikely event I needed prostitute advice, I'd ask someone with great experience in that area: Sir Peter.
maybe your cat was sensing an approaching colorado river tsunami? Heh, the dam breaking, maybe. I am in the curve of the river, so we'd be among the first to float away. Obviously the rational explanations are that 1) eith
It happened slightly after 4 A.M. two nights ago. The cat went crazy. He dashed through the living room, into the kitchen, and flew up into the kitchen window. He started banging at it with his head and clawing at the sill. He hissed like a broken radiator. His tail wagged furiously. I quickly followed him and snatched him up before he could hurt hi
Try this sample, click here. Question: So you think all whites are mediocre? Skinner: How can you be anything but What a bunch of racist clap-trap. That is some of the most bigoted material I have read in ages.
If liberals are the devil's marshmallows, who would the graham crackers and chocolate be if he decided to make a batch of s'mores? I actually thought of a response for this, but since it's not the sort of thing I can say anywhere but a cloistered comedians' conclave without getting in serious trouble,
What's that Bible verse? "Lot pitched his tent toward Sodom"? Tent, Lot, Pitch -- Can you get more blatant? It's all about cars! This is more obvious than backward masking!
i hear ford's planning on launching new hybrid (heheheh)called the sodoma. I heard it was going to be the GoMore, eh? Where they went too far with
So, I'm reading "Funny Wikipedia Articles" by someone named Andrew J. Brehm when I happen across this sentence: "The only city in Germany with an explicit prostitution tax is Cologne." Which, dyslexic that I am, I read as, "The only German
My Mustang does have an appealingly sexy tail-pipe... What kind of car is Paris Hilton rolling around on in that Carl's Jr. ad? We should boycott that manufacturer, too. They're contributing to the delinquency of minors.
I like to play with stereotypes. err...no. No sooner had I posted that comment, than I ran across this little lovely... ...and decided I had been far too hasty. <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" borde
The little map showed up here when I posted it, but soon said my session expired. I had the same issue . . . so I took a screenshot. :sigh: Sorry abo
Are you suggesting I should eat a liberal? (I guess you'd have to -- would a conservative be too prudish to let you eat her?)
American accents tend to come from the back of the throat, which I guess could feel like gagging. If you affect a British accent do you have the same problem?
I was hoping for Kissinger. How juicy would that have been? At least we're saved the horror of another Woodward and Bernstein book. The guy kind of stole Home from them by coming forward, didn't he? You optimist.
The more a brand is watered down, though, the more inconsistant the pretenders in terms of quality. I realize Danny got in on it late, but really!
generic, suger-free dog pee. How dare you say that about Dr. Guy!
(or would that be two?) No, I'm Zoomba 2, you can be Zoomba 3. You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! We'r
Way to go Gene, a sign just for you, ! Yes, I saw it and couldn't resist. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote
I'm disappointed this is my least read article this year. Despite being sad and tragic, it's a good story that deserves to be read. Note to self: Don't post anything but throw aways on national holidays. I read about this. It is terribly sad. How can people do things like that? H
I'm trying to delude myself it was a satirical commentary. I'm dumb that way.
Invite as many liberals as you can to potlatches. Big Red likes 'em round and spongy.
Create Your Own Church Sign
777 -- Jackpot!!!! Take down their names and blog URL's and report the suckers to the Jewish Anti-Defamation League.
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