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Reply to GOING TO THE GRAVE MOBILITY CHALLENGED in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

For shame, JfJ! Here your aunt went out of her way to remember you on her death bed and pass on to you what must have been an instrument of great pleasure for her, and all you can do is continue your little war beyond her passing and even spread it to 100's if not 1000's of strangers?! What is wrong with you, sir? Shame, shame, shame! Make amends. Go have one of those $15 curs lick it in her honor. Then swab it down with Lysol, chang

Reply to DREAMS MAKE ME SICK!!! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

would have just gave her the $15 again out of his own pocket, after all, it's just a few sheckles to restore good will with the old bat in order to remain in her good graces until she kicked the bucket. It would seem the obvious thing to do, wouldn't it? <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALI

Reply to The Blog That Caught A Murderer in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I only went to the class once this week, so I am probably so far behind now. I will catch up in the summer tho so no worries hehe. Damn. I just saw the trailor for Star Wars, I am so gonna see it! Double Damn. Too eff-ing much. <img src="../images/smiles/mad.gif" bor

The Blog That Caught A Murderer in Current Events JoeUser Forums

While browsing BlogExplosion earlier, I happened upon this sad story in Scott-O-Rama's blog. On May 12th, a young man in New York City answered the door to find his sister's ex-boyfriend. Sek Man "Simon" Ng began his blog entry, "Today I missed my Japanese class aga

Reply to Where is the Justice??? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's B.S. Seriously F-ed up priorities. The sentences should be traded, at the least. But they have a lot more to fear in retribution from their own Muslim extremists than from the outraged opinions of foreigners. They're just too stupid to see that no amount of kowtowing will appease the extremists. They're set up for more bloodshed no matter how they handle it. What a screwed up country that cares more about a bag of

Reply to Toadies in Politics JoeUser Forums

Addendum: Preference will be given to those candidates with attractive wives whom they regularly ignore.

Reply to Toadies in Politics JoeUser Forums

Stupid ones are worse than none at all. You have to have a few of those in store to blame things on when things go south and the press shows up. They're also handy because they are too dumb to notice that you've secretly been placing all the shenanigans in their name, so when it eventually blow

Reply to Is Dr. Guy a Prophet? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Or get caught raping a young Muslim boy. In that case he would be promoted to bishop and transferred to Canada.

Reply to Toadies in Politics JoeUser Forums

Maybe I should place a help wanted ad. NOW HIRING TOADIES Skills required: fawning, advanced sycophantry, unquestioning loyalty. Passing the following psychological test required: "What is the first thing that enters your mind when I say, 'Jump'?" Apply at genenash.com

Reply to Is Dr. Guy a Prophet? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

99 parish priests on the wall, 99 parish priests, if one of those priests should happen to fall, 98 parish priests on the wall...

Reply to DREAMS MAKE ME SICK!!! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

No, no, you're just taking your encounter with the studly Palestinian youth and your passion for civil rights (as embodied by Dr. King) regarding those poor oppressed Palestinians and getting them all mixed together. I suggest you don't look at any pictures of Ghandi in that diaper of his till this passes -- just in case.

Reply to No, I am Zoomba! in Humor JoeUser Forums

*SIGH* Good Lord they're out in force this week! I think someone accidentally left a door open somewhere....

Is Dr. Guy a Prophet? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Hot on the heels of Dr. Guy's article about changes in the Catholic Church, comes this news from the BBC: Beer mat ads to recruit priests The Church is launching a recruitment campaign that will use beermats in pubs and poste

Reply to Will Beef Ruling Affect Right to Work States? in Politics JoeUser Forums

With the exception of... Congress should press for a Constitutional amendment establishing terms of office for Supreme Court justices ...we are in complete agreement.

Reply to Christians Are the Only Group that Belives in Abstinence? in Politics JoeUser Forums

Christians Are the Only Group that Belives in Abstinence? We believe in abstinence?! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!?!?!?!? *whew* At least I didn't read this till Sunday morning.... (since the humour challenged are out in force lately --

Reply to I AM IN LOVE WITH LOVE in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Let’s have an internet hugging session. Sorry, last time I got involved in one of those, someone emailed me a picture of my ear with a tongue in it, and my avatar got pregnant (fortunately people just thought he had a beer belly). Not to mention my monitor fogged over -- from the inside. Do you know how

Reply to LOVE DEMOCRACY AND SHUT UP PEOPLE WHO HATE FREE SPEECH in Politics JoeUser Forums

I am non-mobile and gay Welcome out! The closet must have been getting musty. A man go into the White House and ask to speak to President Kennedy, a guard say no he is h

Reply to Ruling: Encryption = evidence of criminal intent in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"Evidence of appellant’s computer usage and the presence of an encryption program on his computer was relevant to the state’s case. We affirm the district court’s evidentiary rulings. " This just looks like a case of a guy grasping at straws to have his case overturned, and a court saying, "Uh-uh." Here is the ruling: http://www.lawli

Reply to Oprah Makes Out of Touch Comment in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

She said that she had never seen a movie as anticipated as The War of the Worlds. I really haven't heard much buzz on WotW. Even if there weren't a Star Wars movie this year, it's a ridiculous statement. Frankly, I'm more excited about seeing Herbie: Fully Loaded . People anxious

Reply to No, I am Zoomba! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Take that, Spartacus! No, seriously, that's Spartacus. Take him.

No, I am Zoomba! in Humor JoeUser Forums

No matter what Dr. Guy tells you -- I AM ZOOMBA! First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Liberals and I did not speak out because I was not a Liberal. Then they came for the Zoomba and I thought, "Leave the kid alone!" I AM ZOOMBA!

Reply to See Who's Blogging In Your City! in Search Engines JoeUser Forums

P.S. -- Here's the address to find out who is blogging in your city, even if you don't want to sign up for the service: Find Local Blogs I should have included that with the original article.

Reply to See Who's Blogging In Your City! in Search Engines JoeUser Forums

I kow of one site for ew Yorkers called NYC Bloggers. It uses the subway map as a locator so no worries about accuracy. Cool. If you have the URL, please post it. <TD class="mb-Body-Quote-Tex

Reply to Why the Glut of Conservative Talk Show Hosts? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If you want to believe the cliches, conservatives have more money, thus there is a viable market there to support the shows. Meanwhile, the few rich liberals *COUGH* Al Gore *COUGH* have to heavily subsidize their efforts. There's not enough wealth in the market to self-sustain the shows with advertising. Consider the supposed bastions of liberalism: PBS and NPR. What that does to the theory of a Liberal MSM, I'll leave for y

See Who's Blogging In Your City! in Search Engines JoeUser Forums

BlogMap is a new service that allows you to pinpoint your location in the world and then see who is blogging near you. After entering the URL for your blog or RSS feed, you're asked to provide either the address or longitude and latitude coordinates of the place from which you blog. <A HREF="http://www.feedmap.net/