You just ignore the naysayers, ManHole. I think what you are doing is great -- spreading peace one comely Palestinian youth at a time, sacrificing your own body for the greater good. Think how much better the entire region would be if instead of shopping for snug-fitting yet tasteful suicide vests they were off in some dim, smelly back alley, up a willing, smelly back alley. Keep the dream alive, ManHole! Keep the dre
NOBLE WHO I CANNOT MENTION I hear that if you go into a darkened room that has a mirror, and close your eyes, and say his name three times, then open your eyes you'll see him standing in the mirror... holding a vodka martini... making fun of your penis size. No really. It happened to a
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I just thought you wanted to be with a great man when he comes.
what is this relation to shirts? Perhaps this will help: WHEN WILL A SHIRT BE CALLED A SHIRT??? Or, if you pull your (color neutral) shirt up over your head, I suppose it could be a "sartorial mask." But that wasn't a joke o
YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!! Ewwww. Now I have to have the thing bleached.
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I think it's time you find your great man. I have no doubt as he comes you'll be moving excitedly beside him.
Here's my "Dream". Hehehehehe. Nice. Funny:) but he did halfway recant the article in question in his comments... Yes, I'd have left a sim
[Ed. Note: In the interest of historical documentation, I felt it important to present the original version of the article. Let us all absorb and live its important message. -- Gene] "The white Cessna 172 appeared to have engine trouble as it sputtered low over the famous beach, which opens for swimming next week for Memorial Day." "The woman's white shirt turned red with blood." Are these sentences really ne
there's yet to be a horrible sergeant bilko movie adaptation. Does that mean you liked Steve Martin as Bilko?
it was scary having that creepy Burger King character come out and whisper the answer to Vader. Does that really happen sometimes?
Cool. Thanks for sharing. He couldn't guess ferret or Darth Vader. There's a hand held electronic toy at Wal-Mart called "20 Questions" that does basically the same thing, without being Star Wars themed, of course. When I played with it, my object was "Darth Vader" and it too could not g
Later someone in a Hummer flipped me off. They were in the oncoming lane and I was minding my own business, *Blech* Anyone who drives a Hummer clearly has long-standing issues anyway.... <TD cla
Hey, GreyWar -- This is totally off-topic, but... this is the first time I ever ran across a JoeUser blog through BlogExplossion! It's tremendously good luck, because as soon as I clicked to go to the next site I won 25 (25!) credits. Hehehehe You can pop up in my BlogExplosion window anytime!
Have you sent this to Art Bell yet? He un-retired himself again? I wonder if he believes all that crap or he's just playing to his audience a la Howard Stern. <TD class="mb-Body-Quote-Text"
Don't Make Me Choose No! Chose right this second! You have to either love me, or really, really love me. Go ahead! Pick!
Hey, how did you get a pic Ahhh, the controversy spreads! I'm getting all misty eyed with nostalgia. If only St. Hubbins would drop by, this would be like a high school reunion. *sniff-sniff*
Ok, that's enough taunting of the scary admin for today Ban him! Ban him! Ban him!
Regards, Frank Bauer Hi, Frank! Thanks for dropping by! That was really Frank, by the way. Since he's the one that sent me this, you can blame him for any and all negative effects, including slimy, tentacled monsters dripping ooze on the rug as they slosh from your monitor. I'm just hi
Okay, so it's not him in the video. But I submit to you, Shocked, that it was not really a heart attack that killed him, but his failure to pass along the video. I also suggest that it is not shock and disgust you feel, but the cold tendrils of the film's evil reaching out through the 'net and wrapping around your heart and nervous system. It can only get worse. It's like a python constricting on your very soul. You saved my
That's not him in the video is it? I too was startled and shocked by the footage. My heart pounded, my chest ached. Yet, I felt compelled to share. It's vitally important to pass this on. It's like The Ring. Once you've been touched by the evil of it, the only way to purge yourself is by sharing it. Otherwise, monstrous things start crawling out of your monitor, bent on your destruction Dharma nobly sacrifice
Gideon, Here are the article samples I mentioned in my letter. (I have the whole package as a zip file, if you'd like to see it.) The last one I have extra problems with because it is so ineptly taking someone else's material that, in my opinion, it is useless to her customers for the purpose they are buying it. She's not very good at this.
Hehehe...My kids showed me this a couple of weeks ago.... I don't know what your response was, but the letter I sent to Frank after watching it is not suitable for JU consumption.
Can you open it in an image editing program, Ooooo, oooo, oooo, scan your signature then cut and paste it onto the agreement!
I feel your pain. I've got to get out of my own slump and soon. No biggie, where do I sign... well the problem is that I have to print it and then scan it after signing and send it as an email (I could mail it too). Can you o
Some of you may recall the article I posted a while back about a web movie claiming to prove the existence of ghosts. Well, when the following email arrived yesterday, I just had to check it out: <BLOCKQUOT