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Reply to The Point System Explained in Blogging JoeUser Forums

>>Please forgive me, but would someone explain what the numbers at the top of the article mean? >>"Home" does this mean the number of people who have seen the article? I'll take a crack at this. "Home" refers to when someone clicks onto the "main" (or "home") page of your site, rather than clicking into a specific article. Your last 10 articles are displayed on that page, so you get one tenth of a point each. So, I believe,

Welcome to Geezerville in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Where Geezers Gather I currently live in the border-town community of Laughlin, NV / Bullhead City, AZ . Laughlin's where all the sizzle is. Casinos, flashing lights-- you know the tableau. One of those places that bil

Reply to Points systems, blogging and ants...(2) in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Quite interesting and well thought out, Jepel. I had no idea you were such a deep thinker. BTW, in English we call that story "The Grasshopper and the Ant."

Reply to fractured fairy tale in Art JoeUser Forums

>>smartaz, you are having a good time, aren't you ? lol hehehehe. I was catching up on your blog and commenting as I went. Get writing; I'll be back next week.

Reply to Why you shouldn't put your picture on the net... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hilarious. Whoever did that is amazingly proficient with Photoshop. Even the animation was spot on. One question... why poor, dear Ashley? Couldn't they have desecrated Mary Kate?

The Buddha on Cussing People Out in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

This is my favorite story about the Buddha. A man heard about the Buddha and his teachings and decided if this "Buddha" ever came around he'd show him up for the fraud he was. One day he received his opportunity when Buddha came walking into the village. The ma

Reply to To Houston: The Master of The Bators in Humor JoeUser Forums

Blacklisted you, huh? Sorry to hear that. I had left a response to your comment on that blog. By the time I finished typing and posted it your comment had been deleted. I had to rush into the forums and edit out my reference to what you said. Overall I don't believe in blacklisting, but every once in a while I'll do it anyway. (I have someone there right now.) Then a couple days later I'll start feeling like an idiot for denying some

Reply to The Abuse-A-Tron - No Need For A Spouse! in Humor JoeUser Forums

>> dolphin ravishing Mig, are you trying to infect all of JoeUser with bestiality one blog at a time?

Reply to fractured fairy tale in Art JoeUser Forums

I think I need to go do two things: 1) Read "Peter Pan" 2) Take a long cold shower.

Reply to i'm a lesbian virgin in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

I've heard of similar things happening before. This just got a lot of publicity because of the eBay angle. How many college girls become strippers to pay admission? How many perform "favors" for their professors for good grades. And most people don't care. If you say anything about such things you're shouted down as trying to "force your morality" on other people. While their at it they'll take the opportunity to start spouting every bigoted thing they

Reply to google does it doggie style in Humor JoeUser Forums

I can't believe no-one pointed out that talking about "incite pleasant social intercourse with ..." doesn''t help your cause much either. >>1. "sex with dead people" 2. "girls getting turd on" 3. "lesbians using turkey basters" 4. "old woman sex" 5. "has a huge >>penis" 6. "where's my whore" 7. "crying whilst masturbating" 8. "pervert forums" 9. "nasty women" >>, and, my

Reply to i am the weirdo next door in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Reminds me of the time my mother, sitting in the dinning room, said somethng to a fly. I was in the living room and said, "Who are you talking to?" Then she began having a conversation with the fly (aka me) without realizing fly's don't talk. At first I thought she was joking. I soon caught on she was serious. Mom's not all together "there" sometimes, you know? I eventually started laughing my butt off and blew the whole thing. She turned red and refus

Reply to you came from nothing. you're going back to nothing. in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

"Health: The slowest possible rate at which you can die." Mig, why the reflective mood? First the "Friday 5" about what we would do if dying, now this? I hope there's not something you're not telling us, is there?

Reply to "friday five" ... what would YOU say to an alien ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

say to an alien ? Are you sure you weren't looking for the trailer park? wear to a beach ? #2000 Sunscreen. do if you were dying soon ? I actually wrote out a list once of what I'd do if I only had 6-months to live. It's too long to put here, but basically get as much of my work in compleatable (by others) form as possible and see how many of my unfulfilled life goals I could fit in. think of someone if they told you that you

Reply to Enhanced JoeUser Error Notication in Work Reports JoeUser Forums

Thank you, T-man, for your exhaustive efforts in behalf of all use Joe Users.

Reply to Petition for John F. Kerry's Resignation in Republican JoeUser Forums

I'm sorry but Ying and hey hey are just spouting unsupportable bigotry. I actually don't support Bush. I didn't vote for him the first time. I haven't voted for a Republican for President for 16 years. But the Democrates have fallen off their rocker. They didn't really put up anybody that could win, in my opinion. Kerry is out of touch with America. You don't have to be a Republican to sign that petition; an extremly frustrated and concerned Democrat w

Reply to Bush: Is the election already lost? in Politics JoeUser Forums

>>Obviously he wasn't aware that Jesus was the son of God. Decided to try again with something the Koran comes out against, I see. >> I blame the idiots of the Christian right for 9-11 as a result of your failure to talk to Bin Laden >> face to face and exchange messages of peace and love to each other. So are you claiming it is your belief that had Jerry Fallwell just sat Bin Laden down for a man-to-man face-to-f

Reply to Intelligence Harassment in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Incredible. P.C. culture has disintegrated to the point that to make a complaint makes the complaint valid? Blech. Remember the old saw, "Just because you get an audience doesn't mean you have anything to say." Likewise, "Just because you can complain doesn't mean you have anything to complain about." Blondie should have been laughed out of HR and told if she filed any more such frivilous complaints she 'd be written up.

Reply to Bush: Is the election already lost? in Politics JoeUser Forums

>>Unfortunately nobody ever told Bin Laden about the greatness of Jesus Christ. It's a two way street. Then Bin Laden wasn't reading his Koran, in which Jesus is revered as a great prophet and "the word of God."

Reply to Aliens and Their Search for Infinite Wisdom... in Humor JoeUser Forums

These aliens are getting rich off the most popular form of intergalactic porn-- Homo Analism.

Reply to Petition for John F. Kerry's Resignation in Republican JoeUser Forums

>>Pick your battles. I agree with the sentiment, but that's not a battle. It's basically a one-sided opinion poll so people can at least feel like they're having some input.

Reply to Petition for John F. Kerry's Resignation in Republican JoeUser Forums

Done. It won't have any impact, but I signed it.

Reply to If the political media covered sports in Politics JoeUser Forums

It's so true that it makes me want to cry, not laugh.

Where Do You Enter JoeUser? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

When you begin your daily JU adventure, what page do you start on? The front page? The forums? Your own page? I used to always begin on my own main page, but now I have three different places where I begin depending on m

Reply to Super villains for Spiderman movies. in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

I'd like to see the sandman next. That would fill out my favorite Spiderman villans: 1) Doctor Octopus, 2) Sandman, 3) Green Goblin. Sandman is scary. As a kid, whenever I got near sand I'd be afraid he was going to pop-up and pull me in. *shiver*