I got a 75. Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most peopl
Mars aligns with the bull. This horoscope is sooooo accurate. I frequently find myself aligning with bull!
i bet ol' marthas' couch is gathering a fine little patina of dust noooooow I told Martha if she needed conjugal visits while in the hoosegow I was available. She hasn't gotten back to me yet. By the way, I was reading up on the 1967 James Bond paro
You could have just posted this under the category "Welcome." It would have had the exact same effect as leaving a welcome message. I too got caught unawares at having to leave an initial message. Rather than miss my opportunity, I wrote a quick article entitled "Wow -- They're Making Me Type Crap --or-- I Wasn't Prepared For This You Bloody Bastards!" I sometimes use Google as
NOT AS DEEP AS TOLSTOY. Yes, Tolstoy's at least six feet deeper. Mig, I think the title was off putting. Maybe you should have tried "Ricki Lake Does It Doggie Style." Or "Ricki Lake Does It With Orange Condoms"?? the couch is strewn with a sony playstation, three
I'm wondering, in regard to the resistors, wouldn't it be easier to just accept the reality of it than to stress over "understanding" it? There's lots of stuff I don't understand but can use because I know it works.
As long as I'm in an apologetic mode .... I am seriously dyslexic. It gets worse when my chronic illness (with its mental-faculties destroying effects) enters its chronic phase. (As it has been
I love Poe. He's one of my all time favorite authors. >>Picnic at Hanging Rock A brilliant but frustrating film. I want to know what happened to them! But it doesn't really matter what happened to them, since, ultimately, that's not what the film is about. Darn literature!
Arguing with a staunch political (you can substitute religious here) mind is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while you begin to realize that the pig enjoys it. Very good thought there, Mason. I'm giving out my only "insightful" of the day.
Happy birthday, Teegstar!
Excuse me, did he just compare terrorists to pirates? I can't wait to ride Disney's "Terrorists of the Persian Gulf." I can see the animatronics now -- wild eyed guys in turbans holding scimitars and chasing burka covered lasses. The U.S. military having a tank battle in the middle of a desert. And at the end, all the baddies can be imprisoned in Abu Ghraib while Lynndie England tugs on their leashes. E-ticket all the way, baby! Well, Eisner
I hate name droppers. It goes way back to an online writing group I was involved with in the late 80's. We had this one woman who everything she said was about someone famous. She couldn't write a sentence without including at least one well-known name. Every post was... "So I got up this morning
That's interesting. I'm surprised so many people use the forums. >>I get email notifications when threads are updated I used to do that (I still click the icon for my own articles) but I haven't read my email since packing the computer before I moved in March. My unread email's over 30 megs now. That's so intimidating, I've been avoiding it. >>I usually sneak in throu
I forgot, there is one other place I "enter JU" (in retrospect that sounds kind of dirty). 4. Other People's Comments Pages. Sometimes if I've written a response to someone's articles and wish to see if they have responded, I'll start with that page. (Don't you love Address AutoComplete? I'd be lost without it.) I'll also start at someone else's comments page when I'm following a flame war, whether I'm involved or not. <img src="../i
I was going to write a blog about this, but... I honestly expect Nevada to go to Kerry. They are very angry with Bush about the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste dump issue. They feel betrayed. Also, Kerry is actually showing up here, while all we hear from the Bush camp is "he might be there later in the year." Bush is sending in the second string. (He did show up for a few hours last year to raise some money, then beat a hasty retreat.)
>>THE UPSHOT OF ALL THIS, OF COURSE, IF SOMEONE IS NOT BRAIN DEAD, IS TO TAKE A STAND TO END >>THE NUCLEAR AGE NOW AND FIGURE OUT A STRATEGY TO MANAGE TO SURVIVE IN SPITE OF THE VOMITOUS >>WE'VE CREATED. I'd love to see the concept wiped from humanity's collective mind, but how do you put the genie back in its bottle? >>Yucca Mountain. Why Bush will lose Nevada. >>DOE officials have teamed up with a few mem
>> a 'close' friend (his term, not mine)? >>that a friend would disregard my pleas like this He's not a friend. >>expecting some form of privacy Privacy? Perhaps not. Anonymity, yes. By the way, if your name is Suzi Koch, as in "http://suzikoch.joeuser.com/" you might want to change the URL of your blog. That would be extremely easy to find. T
Even as they try to marginalize him as a joke, Democrats clearly fear Nader. They continue to blame him for Al Gore's loss. (Maybe it was Al Gore's fault that he didn't inspire more voters. Just a thought. *) &
>> She’s a hooker who has a hair lip and an affinity for Milky Ways. What is it with the Milky Ways? People keep coming to my blog in search of "Milky Way Sluts." Still haven't figured out how or why. Write the story so I have somewhere to direct them already.
I noticed I had three different ideas for "troll" related articles laying around. That would be a bit excessive. Instead I'll just briefly comment on them in a single article. (Thus denying myself three times the points. Maybe I'm not such a point ho after all.) Finally a Use for the Troll Feature!
Two stories only related by the military. One of the Army's least known and more peculiar perks just may be free plastic surgery. The Army surgeons who perform reconstructive surgery on w
David, I don't think that detracts anything from what has been stated about racism in America. Should we really apply relativism to injustice? Should we ignore what's wrong here just because it's worse somewhere else? That sounds suspiciously like what liberals claim is Bush's rational for ignoring America's problems: "Them Arab's is worse than us." (Not an actual quote.) I can't do too much about racism in
>>naw this all came to me in a vision long before i ever knew marvin existed actually. Ah, The Gospel of Jim (Palmer) as revealed to Kingbee. Gotcha. Just wondered. >>running a search for loins to find underwear refs in the bible really deserves something What's scarier, that I performed the search or that I knew what to search for? <br
Is this supposed to be a parody of someone you think needs to cool(ey) down the rhetoric? Would I be a party-pooper to point out that a simple word search on "loins" would reveal many biblical statements regarding underwear? Such as the ever popular: And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach (Exodus 28:42) Okay... then I won't mention
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