imajinit

imajinit

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Reply to I LOVE THIS SITE in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

welcome my dear... it's good to have another countryfied person on board... We need more rednecks, hillbillies, hicks, and country folks! Tell your friends about us too!

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Reply to Hot Chicks and Weekends make it all worth while! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Mug... you and I aren't so very different, I used to work fast food in high school too! Glad to hear that you had a good weekend brother. Sounds like you've got a live one on your hands... make sure you're careful with her... better get some sleep this week so you can hook it up next weekend! p.s. Techno sux! Go Country! hehehe <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN

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Reply to i need advice on this(easy question) in Dating JoeUser Forums

as long as she has a boyfriend, you're not doing yourself any favors by pursuing her. Leave it be, and tell her to call you if she ever becomes singlefied... in the meantime, get youreslf busy with someone else... you're not giving any other women a fair shot because this woman has your head all spun around... walk away... if she's all into you the way you're into her, she'll become single and follow...

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Reply to My parents must want me to elope in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'd have all my friends and family walk with us into a field on a sunny, rainy, snowy, whatever day and we'd say our vows and sign the license and that would be that. Maybe we'd drink lemonade afterward and hang out. You sound like Julia Roberts on 'Runaway Bride'... &nbs

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Reply to i am the weirdo next door in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I have a talking penis... shhhh... you have to be really quiet to hear it. (in a whisper) the only way to shut it up is to put it in your mouth... (shhh...) HA! There I go working blowjobs into the conversation again Dharma! gotta go! Dharma's trying to arrest me!!! *runs down the street wildly*

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Reply to Karachi, 2008, Nuclear Terrorism. in International JoeUser Forums

alright Mug... since we're all playing the hypothetical game, and drawing up these scenarios, let me ask you this: what would you have the U.S. do in response to 9/11? Since you're not in favor of us removing Saddam from power, or hunting down Bin Laden, what is it that you would have us do instead? You've made numerous references to our 'foreign policy', and how poor it is. What would you suggest? How should we handle things so that the world will vi

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Reply to "This bottle was proudly assembled..." in Humor JoeUser Forums

50% bleach seems a little high. I don't know that you need that much. I have put horse's hooves into buckets before, yes. I would do that before trying to use a spray bottle any day, since my horse doesn't care much for spray bottles. you can research thrush on the internet and get lots of great information, but then i'm sure you knew that. have you ever been to www.horsecity.com? anyhoo, when fighting the thrush, it's good to use the bleach

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Reply to "This bottle was proudly assembled..." in Humor JoeUser Forums

it would have been a lot easier to just put the solution in the bottom of a wide bucket and then help your horse put its hoof in the bucket, rather than trying to fight with the sprayer... but then, what do I know?

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Reply to Sweet Tooth Leads To... in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Trin... I like Truth... I hope you don't ever feel the need to sugar coat it for me... Sarah... I'm glad that you found that entertaining... please allow me to re-iterate, Women are such a pain

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Reply to Retirement Dreams in Misc JoeUser Forums

a few miles away from anywhere and out of sight from the neighbors so that you can run around naked outside right?

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