imajinit

Reply to Bizzare News from around the world in Blogging JoeUser Forums

you never fail to come up with the most bizarre stories and commentary valleyboy... keep up the great work!

Reply to Super Sexy Super Heroes! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I can't believe you never had a thing for Wonder Woman... when I was a kid I had the biggest crush on her!

Reply to Someone didn't get the birds and bees talk... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

they didn't know that she was supposed to sit on it instead of putting it in her mouth!

Reply to Why I will not have anal sex with my girlfriend... in Humor JoeUser Forums

that's why we have condoms... oh, and don't forget lots of lube too... there are a lot of nerve endings in the anus... I think she might like it

Reply to Compulsion in Blogging JoeUser Forums

dude... i know how you feel

Reply to How you know you have found true love in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

he did not say "true love"... he clearly said, "to blaithe"... you guys were prob'ly playing poker and he cheated right? "LIAR!!"

Reply to Do these pants make my butt look big? in Misc JoeUser Forums

do these pants make my dick look big?

Reply to the dangling conversation in Blogging JoeUser Forums

as soon as the conversation started going to hell, I would have just started making a joke out of the whole thing... "yeah... it was after my house burned down... I could have sworn I told you about that... Don't you remember? It was right after my dog ran away and I wrecked my car! Don't you remember? That family of Mexicans was living in my backyard at the time? And I was selling crack cocaine to pay the bills? ... see, there's all kinds of stuff yo

Reply to A call to the top 24 bloggers in Blogging JoeUser Forums

um... i don't know if that includes me or not, but if it does, feel free! I might get trolled out of the top 25 by then...

Reply to To Be or not to Be? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'll take Jedi... but only if I can live in the old west and ride a horse instead of a cruising around in a space ship

Reply to I don't have a title. in Misc JoeUser Forums

glad to see you posting again Ali... I really know where you're coming from on the whole DJing thing. I was a DJ for a while at the NCO club on our Army Post over in Italy. There were certain songs that I just hated, and there were even a few that I flat out refused to play. There were times when I have to admit that I used my personal dislike for someone as an excuse to not play the song they wanted to hear at times... what a horrible thing for a DJ to do huh? an

Reply to Females of JU - I need your advice! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

but anything i can do to get her in the single state of mind, I will be trying it so you want to get her into the single state of mind... why? so you can make her un-single again? just so you can sleep with her? c'mon man... you're a better dude than that... remember this rule of thumb when dealing with chicks w

Reply to Females of JU - I need your advice! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

if you jump her bones while she still has a boyfriend, then isn't it likely that someone's feelings are going to get hurt? i.e. her boyfriend? is that inline with the 'Awagrian' way? (did I spell that right?) Stay away from the girl... wait till she's single brother

Reply to Females of JU - I need your advice! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

can I chime in even though I'm not a chick?

Reply to Cheerleaders and Schoolgirls in Uniform in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I like my gal in fitted jeans (Cruel Girl), cowgirl boots, a nice shirt, and either a ball cap with her hair pulled thru the back or a cowgirl hat if it looks right on her. oh, and some Vickie's on underneath, but only I get to see that. If she can two-step and/or tack up a horse, I'm a goner...

Reply to Points systems, blogging and ants... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

while we're on the subject of points, I think that whoever is responsible for Dan's drop out of 2nd place is being extremely petty and not to mention unfair. to work that hard to gain a certain spot, only to be brought down in this manner is just wrong... whoever has been trolling away Dan's points should be ashamed of themselves

Reply to Life's Little Pleasures. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

i drank a beer yesterday morning after work... and it was really F-in good... does that count? I'm taking the lil lady to a baseball game on Saturday night, and fishing on Sunday... does that count?

Reply to Sucker for Punishment in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

it's time to walk away

Reply to Tact and truth: the two don't have to be mutually exclusive. in Misc JoeUser Forums

an extended stay on the couch. what's wrong with sleeping on the couch? that's like going camping!

Reply to It's All Coming Up Roses in Blogging JoeUser Forums

WOOHOO!!!! that's great news! I'm so thrilled for you right now! I'll b

Reply to Blacklisting Myself in Blogging JoeUser Forums

*imajinit raises his glass* Here's to hoping that none of you ever feels the need to refrain from commenting on my blog. I welcome all comments, for better or worse... I don't know about y'all, but one of the main reasons i'm here is for the intellectual stimulation. if you take away the discussion, the disagreements, & the 'boiling blood' if you will, then the conversations will turn into "hey... I really like the new drapes you have" ... "oh than

Reply to Tact and truth: the two don't have to be mutually exclusive. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Dharma... I wrote an article a while back that looks at the opposite side of this discussion... i reposted it here in the misc section. I don't know if you read it the first time around, but it counts as my reply to this article...

Reply to Brain teaser in Humor JoeUser Forums

it sounds like a plane wreck to me...

Reply to Welcome To My Humble Uhh...Home in Welcome JoeUser Forums

The next room on the right is for some of the other guys. There's Muggaz, Dan, Imajinit, Eric, and (again) many others. I can assure you that we will not all be sharing one room... I like these guys n all, but we're not that close...