imajinit

imajinit

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Reply to Todays lesson, good lyrics vs. bad lyrics in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

This may be the case, but then you go on to speak of your love for country music and lyrics about riding horses and being a rancher. Have you ever lived on a ranch, ridden a horse? Well I haven't, and I also don't like country music, but I don't think the two are necessarily related. I like Major Tom by David Bowie and I've never been in a rocket ship. I like Hits from

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Reply to Retrospective Respect in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think Jimmy Buffet said it best when he said: "Why don't we get drunk, and screw?" j/k mate... deep thinking there dude! you didn't hurt anything did ya?

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Reply to Half My Ass in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

i hear ya sister... those of us who settle for mediocrity may never know how great we could have been... shame on us

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Reply to Todays lesson, good lyrics vs. bad lyrics in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

well i guess no one else is going to chime in with an opposing voice, so I will... before I do, let me point out that I don't care for Nelly's music. Wait... let me clarify... I wouldn't be caught dead buying one of his albums. But I'm not Black. I didn't grow up in da hood, I have no idea what it's like to be a black person or to have dreams of 'pimpin my ride' or 'gettin money from my ho's'... I've never dreamt of putting 20 inch chrome rims on my truck, a

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Reply to [email protected] in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

i did this. i will call myself Michael ... 'cause that's my name. . I am 29 yrs old, funny, clever, interesting, and cute. I am also shy. I can't recall if I mentioned my shyness in my profile. perhaps online dating sites are different here in America than they are in Australia. I found myself a very nice and respectable woman online.

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Reply to very quickly in Blogging JoeUser Forums

was this someone other than the 'friend' guy that you've been spending time with lately? was there alcohol involved?

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Reply to The Ostrich Factor. in Misc JoeUser Forums

yeah... slack... good... i know I wouldn't want to hear about that stuff either... it's bad enough that those same 'hormones' are likely to increase the number of horny boys hanging around the house... Dave's gonna have to make sure the shotgun is clean and oiled when he gets back. funny how dad doesn't want to hear about these hormones, but young boys certainly have no problem with 'em...

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Reply to My JoeU family in Blogging JoeUser Forums

since we're brother and sister, does that mean we can't have sex?... i mean, this isn't West Virginia or anything... knuk knuk knuk

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Reply to Aussie's Rule JoeUser!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

that vizzini he can fuss... i think he like to scream at US! *yeah... you should prob'ly check it out Mug... * *Mig... you got me on that one... score one for you*

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Reply to Aussie's Rule JoeUser!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think Vincini said it best when he said: "everyone knows that Australia is a land commoned with criminals... criminals which are not used to being trusted, just as I am not trusted by you so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me..." From "the battle of wits" in "The Princess Bride" BAM!!

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Reply to Who is BlueDev? in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

you already know I'm a fan... i'm kinda jealous in a way (not in an unhealthy way Doc...) cause I graduated from high school in '93 and still don't have my bachelor's, and here you are in med school at age 27... i opted for the military of course, but in the long run we all know that you're going to be better off... anyhoo... welcome welcome...

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Reply to Moral Dilema's in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

do you think its unfair of me to continue any form of relationship with her even if she knows this? Yes... you are not doing anyone any favors by carrying on with someone you know is not "The one"... 'friends with benefits' sounds good... it always sounds good... but there are two problems with it. 1.)

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Reply to Things to do in an elevator in Humor JoeUser Forums

i can't believe you forgot the most obvious of all... of course, it's a lot more fun to do that one if you have a partner... well hell... you can just ask the person next to you if they would like to be your partner... ever heard "love in an elevator" by Aerosmith?

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Reply to Drinking to excess in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I haven't seen my penis in years. This makes me sad, so I drink to make myself feel better. The problem is, I have to drink more and more all the time to get the same effect... I'm trying to lose weight though

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Reply to Ebonics - language or bastardization? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've been wondering lately if we have any black people here at JoeU. I don't know that there are. the reason why I bring that up of course is because it's mostly black people (African Americans? what's the latest politically correct term now?) who use Ebonics. As a whiter than white dude, a redneck, a honkey, a whitey, a hick, a hillbilly, a man with no jive, a man who can't jump or dance... I can honestly say this... Ebonics

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