In Britain we shall never permit gay marriage. It is blasphemy, I am a close friend of the Archbishop of Canterbury and I will exert my influence to stop this offence towards God whether the liberals like it or not!
The french call it Jolie Laide.
Brad, perhaps you would consider asking me for advice. I am sixteen years older than you, plus I have led a English dynasty for many years now. I carry the spirit of English potentates in my noble lineage. I would appreciate it Brad, and Dan if you would desist in slandering me on your blog. I am highly ranked because the people of this site can read my blog and not feel disgust at the arrogance of the author. My charisma compels them to read on, not t
Now that we have established we both like each other maybe we can go out for a romantic candle lit meal?
When will you be posting pictures of your body on the blog?
Marvin you and I know you were trying to get a rise out of her by saying that, are you that desperate to annoy people that you would trivialize her rape.
I'm sure a billionaire would beg a working class girl to marry his son on the internet, I do like you Sally but you must learn to tell when I am joking.
Hello Sally my dear, I actually read your whole article and found it be rather good. A woman doesn't need a man to be happy but they do need a man to be keep them on the straight and narrow, single women are at risk from sexual predators and of also developing criminal intent, many single women are shop lifters for example.
As you have showed me a half decent level of respect and claimed that you look up to me then I will allow you into the FoSP, you're a keen chap and I'm sure you will bring many qualities to the organisation. I have often seen myself as a perfect example to all the young chaps such as yourself, what could be better than for a young man to look at me and dream he could one day be just like me. Thankyou for your support Cornbread and I look forward to res
If Dharma wasn't my daughter i would suggest that you attempt to court her Madpoet, but you wouldn't try anything like that with my daughter would you old chap. But on the subject of your article, who are these people who you think consider themselves superior? i think you should name them dear girl
I believe Al Pacino was approached to take on the role, but I refused him as he is far too short to play me. I would favour Anthony Hopkins I feel, or perhaps Sir Richard Attenborough if he shaved off his bloody beard!
Do not mistake my joshing for a genuine offer my dear
No dear girl because i didn't ask you to marry him i merely invited you to apply
I can verify that it is impossible to silence Sally in Yahoo chat.
That's right, Sir Peter:) Of course it is.
Leave Nevaeh alone, the dear girl made a spelling mistake it's not a bloody crime. Nevaeh how are you?
Go to kitty's Bar in Bangkok and ask for Mai, tell her Peter said hello.
Nevaeh don't worry old chap I knoe what you mean I type fast too. Have you tried sending some of your poetry to any publishing companies?
I would be rather more excited if a Sir Peter Maxwell film were in the pipeline. I have been approached many times but still I am waiting for the correct moment to commission one. Perhaps to coincide with the release of my autobiography.
Your charm is unsurpassed dear girl, I'm sure you will get on fine here. I will be reading your blog regularly
Hello sally dear girl, i'm glad you decided to join Maxwell Blogs. You should have mentioned that it was the great Sir Peter Maxwell who brought you to joeuser but i imagine you did not wish to use my name without permission so i will forgive you.
Trinity my dear how can you reject Muggaz in such a cruel fashion, I am disappointed in you. Muggaz keep your head up old bean!
Marvin i wish for you to pray for the safe return of my missing wife as i know you are a religious fellow, thankyou old bean.
You should come to Britain Brad and see how hard some of our peasants work. Although I dislike peasants some of them are stuck in circles of poverty and work far more hours than many of my business associates who around one thousand time richer.
You are absolutely right. War is glorious, God created peasants so that they may die in conflicts. War is the only way to build Empires and administer Britishness around the world. That is why the British Empire is the largest to have ever existed.
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