Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to Warning about Sir Peter in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Some people seem to believe that I'm not a genuine billionaire so I guess no one will ever know if I'm really an eccentric billionaire tycoon or a famous comedian

Reply to Is blogging real? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Of course he knows who I am, His original article mentions my name - he just didn't understand your use of abbreviations. Personally I find the abbreviation SPM belittles my almost Jesus like influence on British society, below are acceptable ways in which I may be addressed. 1) Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell IV 2) General Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell IV 2) Sir Peter Maxwell 3) Sir Peter 4) My Lord 5) My Liege 6) Genera

Reply to BAM!!! or 84^^!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Don't worry about a few peasants saying you stole it from somewhere else, who cares old chap - they should all be down the mines not using the internet

Reply to BAM!!! or 84^^!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You have to use bam old chap

Reply to Is blogging real? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

SPM means me old chap

Reply to The Best Low Maintenance Pets in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

I have had many dogs over the years, although my favourite was not strictly a dog but rather a wolf. All the same dogs are marvellous creatures and they bring joy to many noble men and women. Tally Ho old friends Sir Peter

Reply to Got caught naked after I danced until my feet hurt in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"You and Phantom seem like a sweet couple, though sex should be saved for marriage, but still----sweet all the same". Great comeback: "It's not pre-marital sex, if you're not planning on getting married" That is the ideal way to deal with religious types who attempt to take the moral high ground and spoil your fun, jolly good show old chap!

Reply to "What do I write?" syndrome in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

As I was reading that I had the perfect solution in mind for you dear boy but then I read the last line, but if hookers are our of the question send me an email at [email protected] as I know a lady in Bombay who will service you old chap, she used to be my Indian mistress -I'll be happy to be pass on your details with a personal recommendation from the Maxwell Powerhouse.

Reply to I"m Coming For You in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

For the record I have never insulted you, stop making things up in an attempt to justify your obsession with me! Now please address the points I made in my previous post if you wish for myself or anyone else to take your claims seriously. The points system doesn't lie: Captaincornbread Blog Points: 4298 Sir Peter Maxwell Blog Points: 15937

Reply to I"m Coming For You in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I think that you have missed an important point, the personal ratings mean nothing as anyone can type out a thousand replies just saying good article and get a lot of points. You are mistaking the points you have gained for posting inane replies with points for your own articles. The points you have gained for your blog are minimal and I think you will find that I am way ahead of you young man, yo

Reply to Never Been Kissed in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Trinity i can never marry you dear girl

Reply to Never Been Kissed in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I know some women are into no sex before marriage but surely no kissing before marriage is taking it a step too far......... is it just me? I personally don't care one iota if any woman I am involved with has kissed a man before, in fact I think I would find her strange if she hadn't

Reply to Check your referrals! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

President Maxwell maybe?

Reply to Me and MDMA - we just aren't friends anymore. in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I put my eccentricities down to my extensive use of LSD in the 70's - never did me any harm!

Reply to Warning about Sir Peter in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No one is advocating that Sir Peter Maxwell be deleted any longer, this argument is old for the record. I have since charmed all of the feminists involved to such an extent that it is a very real possibility that some form of sexual relations will take place

Reply to Warning about Sir Peter in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well some ladies are still mountable at 33 so please do not discount your chances, also you being married will not hold me back as I hold extramarital affairs in high esteem

Reply to Warning about Sir Peter in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I enjoyed reading over my previous witty comments, although it is somewhat unpleasant to see me arguing with Urban Faery as I have since declared my love for the dear lady. Jilluser I don't know much about you - how old are you, where are you from, are you attractive?

Reply to AN EXCELLENT ARTICLE, BRAD in Blogging JoeUser Forums

oh dear

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They surrendered

Reply to Never Been Kissed in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Trinity I will kiss you in the most romantic way, I will take your dainty hand and lead you to my private sauna where I will proceed to kiss your ears before moving onto your luscious lips.

Reply to Good Relationships in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I don't think being a Christian or otherwise has any bearing on your choice in sexual partners, I have had sexual relations with Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, Jews and Devil Worshipers!

Reply to What Category do YOU Fit In? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I like to think that I am in a class of my own on joeuser, I don't think there is any other blogger who is quite like me unless I have missed someone. Whether you love me or hate me you have to admit that I have made an impact at joeuser. Cornbread - I think you are quite humorous but if you want some constructive criticism - don't try so hard to be funny, what are you 16,17 did you say? then you are doing quite well for a young chap.

Reply to I am almost in the top 100, and Husband got a blog! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"Sir Peter- Thanks, No harm done. I still remain a fan!" Dear girl i thankyou for your support of the glorious Maxwell dynasty! SPM, I kind of liked when you referred to Janders as a man. It is like Special Ed does on "Crank Yankers" when he calls everyone "Lady." Who is Special Ed, and what is Crank Yankers - I don't think we get that show in the UK?

Reply to IS THIS CHARLOTTE CHURCH NAKED? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Marvin, do not take any negative comments you may receive to heart. I have admiration for you and that is all that counts old chap. I hope to see you posting more on my blog Marvin, and yes I did see those pictures of the women shooting up and I found it absolutely vile.

Reply to Melvin Cooley Opposed By Blacks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"SIR PETER MAXWELL..........You are right when you say i'm a bit of a jokester. But rather than trying to get a rise out of people, i'm trying to bring attention to subjects and facts which are not widely known. As far as liking insults, I do like them-as long as they aren't extremely insulting. Maxwell, I agree that your aricles are very witty but not as witty as mine. I like you, though" I am glad you have expressed your admiration fo