Sir Peter Maxwell

Sir Peter Maxwell

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Reply to CONSERVATIVES SOON TO TAKE POWER IN BRITAIN in Politics JoeUser Forums

Marvin the Majority that Tony and the Labour party has is simply so large that it can not be over turned in one election. The conservatives will need at least two elections to overhaul the Labour Party, Also Michael Howard and the Tories in general are still very unpopular with the average British voter thanks to old Maggie and the grey man John Major, Big business and particularly Rupert Murdoch is still backing Blair. Maybe of the peasants v

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Reply to Booker? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Urban Faery nothing you say could possibly be lame, you are an amazing filly dear girl.

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Reply to Taking a Mental Health Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hello my darling Urban Faery, I hope you feel better soon! Hopefully your trip to Gloucestershire will make you feel better. I will be happy to give you a relaxing massage in my own private sauna

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Reply to Losing Your Virginity in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I was 14 when my father hired a hooker named Macey to entertain me whilst he was with his mistress for the night - it was quite enjoyable but it only lasted for 10 seconds which she assured me was normal, I have since found out that an extra minute or so is required by the ladies and I have been happy to oblige female sexuality for the past three decades.

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Reply to Melvin Cooley Opposed By Blacks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Dharma finally someone else sees it. In Marvin's own style: MARVIN COOLEY IS A JOKER, HE IS MOCKING YOU ALL AND LOVES THE ATTENTION OF BEING CALLED A HOMOPHOBIC. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MARVIN WILL LOVE IT THAT AN ARTICLE HAS BEEN DEDICATED TO HIM. But even if he was serious and you all disagreed with him, then is bringing attention to him the best way to refute his opinions???

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Reply to Melvin Cooley Opposed By Blacks in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The thing about Marvin that everyone is missing is that he is a joker, trust me he is aiming to get a rise out of people - which could be funny if he would broaden his subject matter slightly. Basically Marvin is a less wittier version of me, Lay off insulting him (which he secretly likes) and he will stop posting so called homophobic articles. I imagine this will go unheeded but if people really want Marvin to stop his anti gay artic

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Reply to Not One Thing Is Ugly in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Trinite you are far from ugly dear girl, you are beautiful. My dear Trinite I have a confession - I am developing strong feelings for you and wish to get to know you better. I am married as you know but I am looking for a new bit on the side and I feel you could be the next "Maxwell Mistress" I love you, you make me happy and your words brighten up my day even if it's just something like saying "I'm drinking coffee" Anythin

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Reply to Last Nights Activities in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Muggaz you make a good suggestion old friend. I plan to write a whole series of articles concerning the fairer (weaker) sex. There are plenty of chaps who do not have the talents of men like Muggaz and myself, so I plan on educating these poor plebs. 1) How to seduce any woman 2) How the mind of a woman works 3) How to manipulate women 4) Keeping a woman disciplined <

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Reply to AN EXCELLENT ARTICLE, BRAD in Blogging JoeUser Forums

One question, why on earth have you just copied Brad's article, it's not like it's an old one that needs attention bringing to it. It is freely available on his own blog for people to read. Getting short of homosexual or Charlotte Church material are you?

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Reply to Sir Peter Wants Me To Whip Him in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I think you will find jerry is a nickname for German people that is not offensive at least it is not offensive to modern Germans who are actually from Germany not just related to a German, It's like calling me a brit - hardly offensive! I do business with jerry's everyday and we often joke about our nations past rivalries in both war and football. I often love to say 5-1 to a German - it gives me great pleasure. I do love your girlfr

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Reply to Some of you are on thin ice... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yes but Wahkonta simply wants the right to decide what is insulting to him. I could write an article called "Wahkonta is a paranoid peasant" after he claimed that Brad Wardell was both myself and GemCityJoe. But under these rules I would not be allowed to write that article. But i can get by without naming names in articles so i'm not that bothered to

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Reply to JoeUser Feedback2 in Software Development JoeUser Forums

It would be interesting to have something on the homepage stating how many blogs/members are on joeuser, how many articles etc - what do you think, good idea, bad idea?

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Reply to Some of you are on thin ice... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Captain you can criticise me all you want old chap, in fact anyone can. If I annoy someone I fully expect to see an article written by them either mocking or critising me. Maybe that's just me as some people are more sensitive I suppose. So everyone feel free to say whatever you like about me, I don’t believe you should be censored as you all have your own mind and are free to express your opinions – with me at least.

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Reply to HOW TO USE YOUR KIDS AGAINST YOUR EX, PART ONE. in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I don't really know the whole story but just from that post I imagine she likes to feel power over you by asking you to do something with little or no notice in advance and then expecting you to turn up and do it. I don't know the woman so don't know if she is doing it subconsciously or not. But it sounds like you annoyed her by not jumping when she clicked her fingers and she brought your daughter into it to make you feel guilty. I c

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Reply to With A Gun Barrel Between Your Teeth in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I accept your challenge boy, I am a former SAS general I will wipe the floor with you. As for your rules: 1) If you cry or go "limp" I will have mercy on you boy. Although I suspect that you going limp is the reason you need to fight to keep your girlfriend in the first place. 2) My bodyguards will not intervene in any way. 3) OK 4) I will be wearing full medieval armour 5) I will defeat you within

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Reply to YOU MEAN I ONLY GOT 1 MEASLY NOMINATION? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Marvin, if you want some constructive criticism then I will be happy to offer it: I feel you are basically trying to be a comedian and get a rise out of people and you are doing quite well, this is fine but you need to broaden your subject matter somewhat or your act will become stale. I see a lot of similarities between myself and you Marvin, you are bas

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