Sir Peter Maxwell

Sir Peter Maxwell

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Reply to Spotting various nationalities abroad. in Misc JoeUser Forums

If we are talking working class English people then I fully agree. Working class English men are football hooligans who spend all of their measly wages on beer. Working class English women are what would commonly be referred to as "slags" i.e. they will allow any man to mount them after a few bacardi breezers!<b

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Reply to 1st Annual Joe User Awards in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

The motion to delete gets an 'aye' from me... Delete it all you want, it won't change the fact that I was nominated I every category. I suggest all people vote for either myself or Muggaz

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Reply to Taking a Mental Health Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

With the greatest of respect old chap you can't compare the SAS with the Navy SEALS, the SAS are recognised as the toughest military force in the world. I can still take down any man with the killing methods I learnt.

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Reply to Booker? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't use pick lines per say, I just walk up to a wench and say hello dear girl my name is Sir Peter Maxwell - 99% of them are easy pickings from then on in.

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Reply to Never Been Kissed in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Most hookers charge extra for french kissing so I abstain. But if you feel it is what you want to do then it is a wise decision, when you do kiss a chap you will find it most pleasurable

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Reply to Not One Thing Is Ugly in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Trinity I want you to know that I think you are an amazing young woman with a great future ahead of you, I would like to take you out of your trailer park lifestyle and give you experience of the finer things in life. I have a lot of love to give Trinity, email me at [email protected] for a private chat If you were here with me now Trinity I would serenade you with the following (please imagine me in full medieval armour singing this

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Reply to I really Do Enjoy My Cigars in Misc JoeUser Forums

I enjoy cigars to old chap - you really can't beat them! I have specially made cigars flow in that are hand made by a chap I met in Cuba over 20 years ago, they are amazing.

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Reply to CONSERVATIVES SOON TO TAKE POWER IN BRITAIN in Politics JoeUser Forums

You make some good points about Michael Howard, he has the ammunition to destroy Tony but he seems incapable of doing it. Maybe he will get there in the end but I can never see the chap being primeminister unless he bucks his ideas up. Are you joking about Charles Kennedy, I find him to be somewhat of a buffoon and he is clearly an alcoholic. I have seen him in many a London bar intoxicated with liquor. I have heard rumours on the grapevine th

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Reply to Not One Thing Is Ugly in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

"And Sir Pete, you steer clear of my Trin. I may be a peasant, but I'll fight to the death for her. Understand?" If you wish to challenge me to a duel then I will seek retribution with the sword of British nobility. Trinity is a fine filly and I can't deny my attraction, To a girl like Trinity who is from a simple background a man like me showing her attention will boost her confidence which can only be a good thing.

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Reply to Booker? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That was because I was denying my feelings for you, I masked my love for you by mocking you and the vagina monologues

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Reply to Taking a Mental Health Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Urban my dear I wouldn't expect you to pay, that will be one of the benefits of being my mistress - I will give you a substantial monthly allowance of $30,000 I am not old, I am still very fit as I was an SAS general - which is the top job in the toughest military force in the world.

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