Sir Peter Maxwell

Sir Peter Maxwell

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Reply to You have got SPAM !!! in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

In the UK we get them quite often old chap although it is supposed to be illegal now, I have received quite a few messages that go something like - I can't wait to meet you, you are so hot etc etc but then you are invited to call a premium rate number to see who this mystery lady is. They must think we are stupid!

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Reply to Booker? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Urban you are most poetic dear girl, i like you more and more with every word you say!

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Reply to Sir Peter Wants Me To Whip Him in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Phantom - If you are not inclined to fight me on horseback I will fight you with my father’s World War II bayonet. It has pierced the lungs of many a Jerry soldier and I will be most pleased to defeat you and win the hand of the lady. My dear Urban Faery - You have every right to be sceptical but I assure you that my love for you is strong and I will never whip or slap the silliness out of you. The picture I posted of myself is an official por

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Reply to HERE’S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Marvin why are you editing all of your boring articles and then not changing anything, so that they show up in the recent forum posts, Can't you get comments the normal way?? For anyone reading this later, The recent forum posts are all Marvin Cooley's. Very sad attention seeker!

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Reply to "BUG CHASERS": HOMOSEXUALS WHO WANT TO BE HIV POSITIVE in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Marvin why are you editing all of your boring articles and then not changing anything, so that they show up in the recent forum posts, Can't you get comments the normal way?? For anyone reading this later, The recent forum posts are all Marvin Cooley's. Very sad attention seeker!

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Reply to HOMOSEXUALS AND INCEST in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Marvin why are you editing all of your boring articles and then not changing anything, so that they show up in the recent forum posts, Can't you get comments the normal way?? For anyone reading this later, The recent forum posts are all Marvin Cooley's. Very sad attention seeker!

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Reply to LET ISRAEL BOMB IRANIAN NUCLEAR FACILITIES in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Marvin why are you editing all of your boring articles and then not changing anything, so that they show up in the recent forum posts, Can't you get comments the normal way?? For anyone reading this later, The recent forum posts are all Marvin Cooley's. Very sad attention seeker - even worse than me!

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Reply to I got flowers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

No offence dear ladies but it always amazes me that a man buying you flowers produces such a reaction of joy. Women seem to think men are sensitive and romantic simply because they buy a bunch of £3.99 flowers, when in fact the old chap just picked up either the first bunch of flowers he saw or the cheapest. That reminds me, I must pick some flowers for Alexandria - If she likes them she may even allow me to mount her tonight.

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Reply to I got flowers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Trin will be happy when she realises the truth - that she desires me sexually! Trin I feel a deep connection to you dear girl, maybe it's love. I want to take you as my Mistress behind my wife’s back?

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Reply to Sir Peter Wants Me To Whip Him in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My dear Urban Faery you are proving to be a most delightful young lady and I am starting to develop strong feelings for you but I must make it clear that a woman will never whip me. Urban if you are honest with yourself then you will admit that you need a real man, Phantom is merely a boy who could never satisfy your sexual demands like i could. I will take part in a duel with phantom to win your h

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Reply to I may be little, but frankly I'm dominant in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yes I did make that comment but only to ensure that none of the ladies became hysterical and made advances towards me. You are a different class dear girl, I would like to take you as my mistress. My wife will not mind I assure you! I would like to invite you to spend a week with me at my Gloucestershire estate. I will send Alexandria to London, Do you accept dear lady?

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Reply to Vote For The Sexiest Woman of 2004!!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

She is a beautiful filly, does she like older men? I am looking for a new mistress to take part in an illicit affair. Show her my picture old chap! I can't believe she is not number 1, the lady currently at number 1 is frankly quite ugly

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Reply to Extreeeme pleasure.... in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Theophilus i don't mean this in an offensive way old chap but that isn't the way to seduce a woman, you come across as weak and pathetic. You were to nice to her there but it is not the end of the world dear boy, just make sure you learn from your mistakes.

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