Perhaps you are depressed dear boy. Lethargy is a well documented symptom of depression. Perhaps a personal relationship has been strained recently or your job is unfulfilling. If your woman is the problem then I suggest some swift discipline to bring her back into line!
Good evening Muggaz old boy, thankyou for the compliments. You must remember that a large proportion of the people here are plebs with no social skills in the real world so they bring unnecessary tension to what is supposed to be fun. Maybe they are taking their frustration out on other people due to their failures in life.
Hello Muggaz old chap, It was a good result for Man Utd and i hope they beat the peasant Millwall team, they are a bunch of bloody animals.
I like it how you're the "newby" and I'm the champion when you have been here longer than me, you must stop giving me these compliments old chap, I will get a big head!
No it defiantly wasn't you I was referring you cornbread. But you may be a bible basher for all I know?
Marvin, incest is disgusting and blasphemous. Let us not forget that Henry VIII's second wife Anne Boleyn was charged with incest and rightfully was beheaded for this crime.
Trinity I will not be naming names, please don't read anything into that.
Hello Cornbread, I look forward to continuing our friendly rivalry in the future.... and of course defeating you.
No problem old boy, i'm a very helpful billionaire.
Janders to post a picture you need to upload it to some webspace, and then when you write an article click the image button and it will ask you for the URL of the image you uploaded to the webspace, put that it and click ok - then when you post the article the image will appear.
Yes it displayed the correct time in the UK old chap
I would like to thank all of you filthy peasants for voting for me in the JU Awards. Normally I am against the idea of working and middle class people being allowed to vote as you tend to vote in an unacceptable manner, which to be fair many of you did in the JU Awards but you had the good sense to recognise me as the most interesting person on joeuser. If you are all honest I fully deserve this award as most
Scarlett she sounds like a vile drunken wench, I tried to read a few of her articles and they basically go along the lines of - She went to a bar, got drunk, had sex in the toilets and then vomited.
I would like to officially welcome to the site old chap, I look forward to conversing with you in the near future. Sir Peter Maxwell
Jepel I had one of my servants prepare this dish and it was absolutely delicious and was most gratifying to my tastebuds. Well done old chap. Are you a chef?
Hello Scatman, What is the official scatman web post all about then, what will you be doing?
Dharma I wish to apologise for calling you a vile woman, I get carried away sometimes. Congratulations on your award.
They are written already NickyG
I am looking forward to scooping my awards.
No dear boy you were stating your belief that I am the most open person you have seen on the internet, don't change your opinion because he challenged you on it - stick to your guns old chap.
Well now it's official, i am "grinding" with Urban Faery - a dream come true!
Marvin you underestimate the hatred still felt for the Conservatives, I can guarantee you that they will not win the election. A majority the size of Labour's has never been over turned in one election and the Conservatives are certainly not popular enough to make history, you are dreaming I'm afraid old chap.
"The Sir peter Maxwell Experience" as I like to call it is certainly fun, hopefully people will learn from me or at the very least have their minds opened to the ways of the English gentleman
you are giving me ideas dear girl
Perdoe-me o amigo mas meu portugues nao e aquele bom. Que voce esta dizendo sobre uma pensao que expira em 28 dias? Senhor Peter Maxwell English speakers - This is a portuguese chap and i said: Forgive me friend but my portuguese is not that good. What are you saying about a pension expiring in 28 days?
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