Sir Peter Maxwell

Sir Peter Maxwell

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Many Christian traditions are a load of old bollocks to use an English phrase. As i said i another thread if a "God" created the world then why would he care if someone stopped eating or drinking something for 40 days. If he does care about that then I say that God is an idiot and he has his priorities wrong because he should be concentrating his efforts on solving some of the worlds problems and not worrying whether someone drank coffee today for exam

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CaptainCornbread I have had enough of you, you insolent peasant boy. Of course you are not Sir Peter Maxwell - it is clear from the drivel that you post that you are not I. If you wish to use over and out after your inane comments then that is up to you but all true noblemen will recognise the signature as belonging to the one and only Sir Peter Maxwell. Dharmagirl I am always under attack from one peasant or another - it is a never ending bat

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"A friend to many queers" - Oh dear, I bet you're one of those women whose only friends are gay men because they "understand" you Leave the poor chap Marvin alone, He has just as much right to his opinions as the homosexuals have to be homosexual. It's a free world whether you're straight or poofter!

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Yes but that is by corruption etc I accept that. I meant that you can't go out and buy a Knighthood on the internet.

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I wouldn't waste your money on a "Sir" title as it wouldn't be a genuine Knighthood, a Knighthood is an honorary title which you can't buy - Well you can but you will be conned because it won't be a British Knighthood that you are buying which I presume would be the whole point of you buying it in the first place. You can buy legitimate titles such as Lor

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Marvin I think you should relax with your gay bashing vendetta. I don't like poofters myself but you have to learn to live and let live old chap - it's their choice to live in that way so let them get on with it and concentrate on your own life. The way I look at it is the more friends of Dorothy there are the more ladies there are for the rest of us chaps

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I would like to be the first to formally welcome you to joeuser.com. I hope you enjoy blogging here and interacting with the community that is starting to develop. Over and Out ™ Sir Peter Maxwell

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I would like to be the first to formally welcome you to joeuser.com. I hope you enjoy blogging here and interacting with the community that is starting to develop. Over and Out ™ Sir Peter Maxwell

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I would like to be the first to formally welcome you to joeuser.com. I hope you enjoy blogging here and interacting with the community that is starting to develop here. Over and Out ™ Sir Peter Maxwell

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I would like to be the first to formally welcome you to joeuser.com. I hope you enjoy blogging here and interacting with the community that is starting to develop. Over and Out ™ Sir Peter Maxwell

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Annette dear girl, Change the image link to http://www.angelfire.com/wizard2/annettemarie/meandmybeer.jpg You linked to the page that the image was not the actual image itself. Don't let anyone ever tell you that Sir Peter Maxwell never posts anything useful

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Annette dear girl, Change the image link to http://www.angelfire.com/wizard2/annettemarie/meandmybeer.jpg You linked to the page that the image was not the actual image itself. Don't let anyone ever tell you that Sir Peter Maxwell never posts anything useful

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The mystery deepens, What exactly has Marvin done to women in the past? Could it be: 1) Had pre marital sex with a voluptuous blonde 2) Had sex with a prostitute (If it is this then you should brag marvin) 3) Murdered a woman and buried her under his garden patio

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Marvin you are a poofter and we all know it, just admit it old chap - there is no shame in being a friend of Dorothy! Pure speculation - Marvin's secret is that he had a gay experience and he was so ashamed of himself and thought that this experience had made him gay so he turned to the Bible for answers and realised that he was living a sinful life and that homosexuality was wrong in the eyes of God

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I'm not trying to be offensive to you but if you honestly believe there is a God powerful enough to create the whole world do you really think he would set down etiquette to pray to him. If I required people to pray to me I would allow a certain level of individual prayer. For example what about if I changed step number 6 around a bit and told God that I would continue to guide him each day and make him a better God. What about if I asked him

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Thankyou Dharma you are becoming an invaluable asset to the Maxwell family and I fully agree that certain undesirables are stepping up their campaign against me. Your half brother Richard has shall we say committed a sexual indiscretion, while it is nothing illegal it is very embarrassing to me. I will post an article about this in the next few days

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He seems quite a religious chap, Maybe this is a clue. I imagine a priest rogered him when he was younger and he has suppressed his enjoyment of his anal adventures and now endlessly quotes the bible regarding homosexuality in an attempt to block out the memory of his gay past!

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I have an idea for a new catergory. It is entitled "Who Did GemCityJoe Get The Idea for The Joeuser Awards From" The only nomination so far is The Sir Peter Maxwell Award For Excellence Link

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Psychx - Thankyou New-age nomad - I know your name doesn't have princess in it, I was just making a general observation that women who claim to be a "princess" are more often than not quite ugly. To answer your question of whether it matters if a woman is ugly and fat then it depends on what I want her for. For example if I am lost I would stop and ask for directions from an ugly fat woman but I would never have sexual relations with her. I ho

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