How dare you address me in such as fashion you silly peasant. You won't be nominated for any awards unless a new category of "Stealing Sir Peter Maxwell's Over and Out Catchphrase" is added to the awards. It is not a coincidence that I, the great Sir Peter Maxwell have been nominated in every single category Over and Out Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell IV
He sounds like a Maxwell alright. I am glad he is following in his Grandfathers footsteps by hiring other kids to work for him and even paying them a minimal salary, I am most proud of the boy. I am glad you hear you won't be exposing my family to any scandal aw we have a major "incident" about to explode in the media concerning my son Richard - Full article on this will follow Over and Out Sir Peter Maxwell
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Welcome back, But please refrain from using my catchphrase Over and Out Sir Peter Maxwell
The old unless you support homosexuals means you are actually a homosexual argument! I don't think it's that simple
In Britain we run a National Health Service to ensure peasants receive adequate medical attention. After all how would rich businessmen like myself work them senseless is they weren't healthy enough to come into work? Of course, wealthy people like myself may pay for better quality private health care, but the basis is sti
Yes old chap and most of them are probably ugly fat girls yet they claim to be a princess.......... women are strange creatures! Disclaimer for the sensitive souls - Sir Peter Maxwell is not insinuating that either Brokendownprincess, Vampire Princess or New-Age Nomad are ugly fat girls! .
Marvin, do not listen to these vile perverts, they are nothing but heretics. I myself am a committed English Protestant and use my immense wealth to spread the word of the Bible to people who are not directing their lives in the correct, English path. You and I would get along, why not read my blog? I have denounced homosexuality on many occassions using my popular blog. Good Luck from the Maxwell powerhouse. Sir Peter James Henry Max
New sure fire way of getting loads of comments on your articles.............. Put Sir Peter Maxwell in the title, well done Urban Faery
Have i missed something here, Phantom was merely recommending the show and this Shirley chap seems to think that you are Seymore Butts??
Why should it be deleted, I'm not saying this because he nominated me but why are his votes any less valid than other peoples????
I would appreciate it if anyone who hasn't voted yet would nominate me in the following categories as I haven't received any nominations in them yet. It would be a great achievement for myself and my supporters if I win every award. 1. BEST OVERALL ORIGINAL BLOGGER 4. BEST NEW COMING BLOGGER 6. MOST SENSIBLE BLOGGER 8. MOST SENSUOUS BLOGGER 9. MOST INTERESTING BLOGGER 11. BLOGGERS MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED 14. BEST AND FAV
Also i would apreciate it if anyone who hasn't voted yet would nominate me in the following catergories as i haven't recieved any nominations in them yet. 1. BEST OVERALL ORIGINAL BLOGGER 4. BEST NEW COMING BLOGGER 6. MOST SENSIBLE BLOGGER 8. MOST SENSUOUS BLOGGER 9. MOST INTERESTING BLOGGER 11. BLOGGERS MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED 14. BEST AND FAVORITE OVERALL BLOGGER Over and Out Sir Peter Maxwell
Yes I think that would be a good title, To be nominated for even 1 award is a great achievement albeit in the most annoying blogger category which I am also nominated for. I look forward to finding out which of us is most annoying to the peasants of joeuser.
I think the fact that I have been nominated for 8 different awards doesn't prove I am popular (even though I am) but instead proves that opinion of me is pretty evenly spread hence I am nominated for both most entertaining blog and most annoying blog.
Jamie you have been nominated old chap and I'm sorry to break this to you but you have been nominated in the most annoying blogger category Link It's award number 5
You may forward it to the National Enquirer, I haven't had any significant fame in the US since the 70's so i would welcome the promotion old chap
I am pleased that I have received many nominations and I thank all the people who nominated me!
Yes it's true she is my daughter! Jepel regarding your warning about losing the attention of the community, I feel that moment has arrived and i may very well decide to end the Maxwell Blog without warning. I don't know when that moment will be but it will surely come, as sure as night night follows day. I have a few more things to achieve with my blog before i disappear such as the complete life story of Sir Peter Maxwell (see below)
My dear child I am sorry to hear that your mother has passed away it is a great shame. I just want to say that she made the right decision when she chose not to tarnish the Maxwell name, for the Maxwell Dynasty is higher than royalty is most eyes. Oxfordshire is a wonderful place to grow up in but i didn't attend Oxford University, I was actually educated at Harvard business school along with my cl
I will speak to my legal team regarding drawing up a contract stating you are not entitled to any of my money, that is not to say I wouldn't love you as a daughter but I have to protect my fortune. I hope this isn't a joke because the woman you describe as your mother sounds remarkably similar to the woman I had sexual relations with, you could actually be my daughter. Who would have thought that we would have met through Maxwell Blogs. <b
I am also glad you find our organizations antics humorous. Luckily the scorn of a peasant has no effect on us or our activities
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I'm just joshing with you old chap, I don't judge a whole place on a few miscreants who mate with family members.
I did in fact lose my virginity to a housemaid who worked for my family when I was 12 years old. It is Maxwell family tradition to have glorious sexual relations with a female servant, I distinctly remember the lady leaving us somewhat abruptly after my father said she had stolen some coins from his collection and he had t
Englishmen inbred? - That's funny because in England we assume most American men are inbred especially those from backward places such as Minnesota