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Reply to Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid in Humor JoeUser Forums

See, I only engage in such activities when I'm not getting laid, which must mean, I engage in such activities 24 hours a day. Whoa (Joey Lawrence style) Is Me! Suspeckted

Reply to Ten hobbies that guarantee you won't get laid in Humor JoeUser Forums

wait a min, if you're hobby is having sex in animal costume's then aren't you getting laid?

Reply to Me and My Coffee in Blogging JoeUser Forums

how anyone could add cream and sugar to something so perfect as coffee, but I digress... Right On! Princess coffee is for...well, princesses. I usually go for the tea in the morning before my bike commute, but I get plenty of sugar without doctoring up my tea or coffee with that nonsense....oops, I li

Reply to This Week's Out of Context Quote in Humor JoeUser Forums

Damn....Dharma, you good!

Reply to This Week's Out of Context Quote in Humor JoeUser Forums

Ooh! Ooh! Call on me! Call on me! I know cause I was actually there! But I'll let your game go on for a bit. -the suspeckT

Reply to The Hand in Humor JoeUser Forums

That is great...original?

Sitting With My Stand in Art JoeUser Forums

The stand of pines, my stand, I so very carefully plotted, exactly 20 feet inbetween each. When I drive alongside, from first to last, the sun will flicker between trunk and branch, in a perfect rythm, like a soldier's drum roll. My pines will grow to take a stand, against all outside forces and fears, that passerb

Nothing Better on a Cold Sunday in October in Art JoeUser Forums

Sunday's I hope you will find we have nothing better to do, than drink hot beverages, open windows, just so we have to pull up the covers, and pull closed the shades, Garrison Keilor is the only other distinguishable voice in the room, in addition to the challenge of differentiating between our giggles, tickling sleep covered skin, we'l

Sleep My Daydreams in Art JoeUser Forums

The unused, the unnoticed, Were forever cursed to become, The unusable, the unworkable, and suggested by all underlying themes, under my sheets sleep my daydreams. If ever, everafters, were after me, they could catch me sleeping there, underneath disbelief and despair. I'm so painfully devo

Reply to I Never Really Knew in Art JoeUser Forums

I'm happy to say that this was the last poem I could fit in my journal so now I can continue working on the next one. I seem to always start two journals or notebooks at once...one for home one for away. Thanks for sharing your insights and please check Johnny Masuda's blog and give some recommendations for the publishing project he's undertaking. Cheers, SuspeckTed

Reply to Manya77 Is A Fraud! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

And who is your bandana clad partner?

Reply to Manya77 Is A Fraud! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3? This is a pic from a year or two ago taken hastily after I was given this fish hat as a gift. I mean...errr, uh, right before I had my GQ shoot in Fiji.

Reply to Manya77 Is A Fraud! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Reply By: FlooziePosted: Friday, October 22, 2004Perhaps we all need to find something better to do with our time? Take out the "perhaps" Floozie, but hey, I can think of much worse usages of time...hmm...but I usually make time for wastes a main priority of my time anyway. <TABLE cellpadding

Reply to Manya77 Is A Fraud! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

a dumb half-witted person I'm just bummed that no one has come to my defense on the claim that I am a dumb half-witted person. I mean, I may be dumb, but I'm at least 1/3 witted...or some other fraction of 1 exceeding 0.5. Could we maybe get a side by side comparison from one picture to the next. Man

Reply to Is A Third Party Impossible in the United States? in History JoeUser Forums

CrispE, I think it's shameful that an insightful article like this that asks some very profound questions about the democracy of our electoral process has so few people weighing in on it. Perhaps everyone else is completely content with a two party duopoly. Well, at least I am content that I got to use the word duopoly in a sentence...or at least attempt to.

Reply to Citahellion's best halloween costumes in Photography JoeUser Forums

That last picture...isn't that of you after the NY marathon when you didn't take proper nipple chafing precautions? -Suspeckted

I Never Really Knew in Art JoeUser Forums

I really like how this poem looks in my notebook right now, makes me wish I had a scanner so you could all see the notes in the margins, the number of entire lines scribbled out, with me informing you that I haven't even begun to edit it yet...these are just the mistakes I recognized along the way. Yet, the "errors" are what I find so asthetic about it. A sense o

Reply to Is A Third Party Impossible in the United States? in History JoeUser Forums

Very well written and important article. In my very limited voting career I have always been a large supporter of third party candidates. It's a tragedy that third party exposure has so many major hurdles to jump and walls to climb before voters even know they exist. In my opinion the absence of third party candidates in the spot light will continue to decrease the quality of major party candidates. Major parties have little incentive to step-up th

May Day! in Art JoeUser Forums

What can there possibly be left, what can we salvage from the wreckage, an unsent package, found it's way into the ocean, and remains undelivered, shivering upon the waves a'twinkling, in the full noon, to gaze so longingly into the would-be recipient's beady eyes, I realized that when the wings fell off, and the engine sputtered,<

Reply to Manya77 Is A Fraud! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well the picture has been changed but I would contend that the pictures are of two different people....but hey, I suppose I've got other more important mysteries to solve. If I've lost Manya77 as a reader I won't lose much sleep over it. We'll see how long her blog lasts first.

Reply to pledge of allegiance in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Dude, you missed like the 80 other blogs devoted to this...including mine Link . You may want to pick up the discussion there so many aren't forced to repeat themselves. Thanks, SuspeckTed

Manya77 Is A Fraud! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Last night as I was reading the "A Girl Masturbates" Link post on Manya77's blog I noticed another article on her site reading: "Some Final Thoughts And My PIC." Link I clicked on this one, quickly read through it and eventually got down to the pict

Reply to A Girl Masturbates in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

I don't see this article as being anymore post-whore-esque than the tons of articles about the war, michael moore, or the upcoming election. I also didn't find this particularly revolting like Carebear did. I mean, seriously, what did you expect when you clicked on it CB? Now, is your blog interesting? That's a matter of opinion and for me, yet to be determined. I find that people who write about taboo subjects such as yours can be very interestin

Reply to Help Me Find The Title To A Song!! in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Damn I was hoping it was going to be "must've been love" by Roxette.

Sex Sells...but I can't afford buy. in Art JoeUser Forums

I'm not a starving artist, but I am starving for art, so if each and every one of you would fall in line and do your part, we'd be on schedule in due time...immediately from the start. But beauty is a commercial medium always has and always will... leave us sucking our thumbs, starving for chemically enhanced appearance altervi