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Reply to 11 years of hell in Art JoeUser Forums

Trin, thank you for your generous flattery. My interest has waned largely due to the number of real-life friends I've had leave Joe User. It was always great entertainment to me to rant about our nerdy blogs with people I really knew while we were at the bar or whatever. Also, I was concered about the time it was taking me away from work but now I have a much more healthy and productive way to manage my time, especially in light of my new job. Moti

Reply to The Game in Art JoeUser Forums

dude, would love to do some ongoing rhymes with you sometime. We can it on your blog if you'd like. Let me know.

Reply to Human Nature in Art JoeUser Forums

I dig the theme man, and maybe it's arrogant of me to try to critique anyone elses work cause I change up styles in the middle of poems if I get bored with it. This one is good in its simplicity but could always be elaborated on or incorporate multiple rhyme schemes at once. "a loaded weapon in the same hand, drawn in reaction to a misquoted lesson taught by the rich to the starving man, if this is paradise, if our bliss is ignorance,

Reply to 11 years of hell in Art JoeUser Forums

thanks man, bummer about the rain today huh...I actually kind of dug it though.

Reply to I loathe you... you and your Git 'R Done t-shirt in Politics JoeUser Forums

How can you call yourself a wordsmith? Let's see you twist some linquistics and smoke up some verbs, or I'll stop you from dangling off my asshole like a dingleberry turd. Love suspeckted

Reply to Hello All in Welcome JoeUser Forums

You're not an identity thief or anything are ya because up until very recently you described my life down to a T. And which one are you zuma or philosophic? I'm confused, almost as confused as I am watching A Tale of Two Sisters a Japanese Horror based on a Korean folktale. -suspeckted

Reply to 11 years of hell in Art JoeUser Forums

Thanks Trin, I had some fun with this freewrite and I'm proud that I allowed myself to stop rhyming and split it in two but keep it all one piece. I'm getting more casual with my blogging because fewer and fewer seem to be paying attention anyway, which I can't really blame them for. My interest in Joe User has greatly waned and this may be reflected in the number of visitors I receive. Your visits will always be appreciated, -Suspe

11 years of hell in Art JoeUser Forums

It feels so heavenly, but then again, I've never been to heaven, and I stopped believing in hell when I turned eleven, surely that's a guaranteed one way ticket straight the fiery basement, but for now all that will be allowed is my feet carrying me atop the pavement, Hell may be in my future but I have no crystal ball, is it not what we b

Reply to Beards but no beers in Misc JoeUser Forums

Unfairman, you're my hero.

Hit Snooze in Art JoeUser Forums

can't you hear this, must I really raise the volume, when you're choking it's not the air that you miss, it's the absense of the choking hands attached to the target of the words you're calling them, stall them, or at least make up an excuse, sign the confession, tell them you learned your lesson, if that's all it really takes to br

not Enough energy To sleep in Art JoeUser Forums

Saturday night I barely have the energy to sleep, it makes me so tired, waiting wide awake for exhaustion to take over, waiting for the alcohol to kick in, I know I'm just barely clinging on to the edge of the cliff, but that's what it pays these days to be a working class stiff, in as many nights that many might say I'm rigid, but rea

4 walls in Art JoeUser Forums

Dig this bitch, when the fuse blows I throw each and every swtich, I scratch each and every itch, regardless of each every scenario and sitch..uation, I find solutions to the most complicated of equations, eatin' raisins, phasers phasin', and lazers lazin', rainin' down on parades of filthy lies, I put on this french maid uniform in a backw

At least, I did in Art JoeUser Forums

Shit, you think this is art, don't even get me started, on the ending that'll leave you broken hearted, who the hell farted, cause god-damn this place stinks, with a rumbling crowd, mumbling so loud I can't hear myself drink, so I'm taking drags off this candle, while I'm setting fire to checks reserved for those retired and putting thei

Reply to Why the far left will keep losing elections. in Politics JoeUser Forums

I can't remember when the FAR right has ever won a major election in the U.S. Sure the "sellout" left has won elections, but please don't confuse the democratic party with being "far left." As long as they continue to be kept out of debates, media spotlights, and have less access to money the true far left will continue to marginalized by a two party duopoly. -suspeckted

Reply to the geek shall inherit the earth in Misc JoeUser Forums

Damn it, just when I go to all this trouble to become cool being a dork comes back into style. I'm always one step behind! -suspeckted

Reply to My University Produces Idiots in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If the magazine really wanted to have someone more focussed and less controversial they would have looked for their answers elsewhere. In the end it's really all about creating controversy and selling the publication isn't it? Nothing else. Actually, this "Magazine" isn't sold. It's just sent to all al

Reply to My University Produces Idiots in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks for the comments everyone, I included the follow up letter at the bottom of my responses. I myself went to UM-Morris my freshman year of college. Yeah, I never really heard very good things about Morris, for one reason inparticular, there's nothing there besides the school. <TABLE ce

My University Produces Idiots in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Link This link will bring you to an article in the University of Minnesota's M Magazine. Here are a few select quotes from it that led me to write a fairly discouraged letter to the editor which I have pasted below as well as the response to the letter. Selected Qoutes:<B

Reply to Forget what you've heard, Texas Wahine's NOT bikini material in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've got a picture of myself in a kangaroo costume while my brother in-law simulates fellatio on my tail, maybe we can trade pics. -suspeckted

Reply to "Wedgie" in Misc JoeUser Forums

Boo, we posted the same article and yours is flooded with comments. Oh well, here's another one for ya. Ha Ha Ha. This is why I don't wear underwear, or pants for that matter.

Reply to Pre-Interview Freewrite in Art JoeUser Forums

Not unless you were on the floor behind it with me....zing!

Reply to "Wedgie," finds a home in Webster's Dictionary in Current Events JoeUser Forums

what do you mean they weren't considered? Like the idea never even came to mind. I think stating this as a high school phenomenon isn't completely accurate. Wedgies seem to occur much more often in junior high or by the hand of bigger older brothers. -sus

Reply to Do your comments appear to be deleted? Let us know in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't have trouble posting, but the watch thread link keeps disappearing. And it may very well be that no one is reading my stuff, but I used to get a fair amount of comments and I've got nearly 6 of my last posts completely blank. thanks, suspeckted

"Wedgie," finds a home in Webster's Dictionary in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I can't wait to use the word during the next game of scrabble. How long before high school teachers can put this one on the vocab quiz or until it's in Readers Digest's - Word Power. -Suspeckted PS - good to see that "Blog" made the cut too...hooray! CLEVELAND - Wedgie, a teenager's locker-room nightmare, has made it into the diction

Household Name in Art JoeUser Forums

I always thought I'd be a household name, like Michael Jackson, but look what happened there, maybe I could've settled for a trend, a generational fad, like french-rolled stone-washed jeans, those are bound to come back in style at some point right? Pogoballs, or even pogs maybe, but I'm not even a billboard, or a jin