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Reply to Doin it up St. Patty's Style in Misc JoeUser Forums

Alas, I did not dye my hair red. I wasn't too festive, I know.

Doin it up St. Patty's Style in Misc JoeUser Forums

Good times, people, good times. I did not accomplish the goal of getting completely ripped on Irish Night, but as many of us surely know some goals are better not acheived, and you may even have some fun in the meantime. So, yes, I drove 4 hours down to "the cities" (Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area) to hang out with friends and intake some alcohol. We started at the Dubliner,

Reply to The Limp in Art JoeUser Forums

Yes! This one is awesome! Humorous and poignant at the same time.

Reply to It begins... in Misc JoeUser Forums

haha...actually, Ted, for as long as I toted that damn camera around, I only ended up taking one picture. How lame is that?

It begins... in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm stayed in Woodbury with my friend Nels last night, and I got to clean up his new puppy's shit about five minutes ago! Awesome! Seriously, though, it wasn't awesome. She shit on the carpet about two minutes after Christina (Nels' fiancee) left for work, and roughly 5 minutes after I had taken her outside. And I couldn't just plead ignorance, because I'm going to put her in her kennel when I leav

Reply to Looking forward to looking forward in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Yeah, well, she has quite an effect on a lot of people. She's that kind of girl.

Reply to St. Paddy's day may melt my face in Misc JoeUser Forums

Y'know, come to think of it, Ted, I think I'm like an 8th Irish or something. Good enough to drink for! I dunno if I can handle all the pressure of celbrating for 4 people, but I'm damn well gonna try!

St. Paddy's day may melt my face in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm looking forward to this St. Paddy's Day. I'm not Irish, nor am I normally much of a drinker, but I plan to get totally ripped Wednesday night. I'm going to see a few friends I haven't seen in too long, and plan to weasel at least one beer each out of em. Add that to the ones I'll be buying myself, and I'll be in the clear (or fuzzy, depending on how you look at it)! Naturally, I'll have to buy some beers for other people, because that's t

Reply to Anticipation... in Misc JoeUser Forums

40 miles to the nearest blockbuster. The town I live near has no Blockbuster, and the evil video store I used to work at doesn't rent games. The town is about 3 miles from where I live, and the population is only 623. So, put that in your blog and smoke it.

Reply to Looking forward to looking forward in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I think that it's even better that the suit wouldn't fit you, it adds to the comedic value, for sure. I don't know if I own anything Irish Green. 'Cept maybe my eyeballs. I'll wear them. What do you think...red hair dye?

Reply to Anticipation... in Misc JoeUser Forums

"Oh man, what am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?" Thanks for giving me the opportunity to quote Office Space, Ted. Much obliged. Also, the nearest blockbuster is like 40 miles away. Totally not worth the drive for a 3 day rental.

Reply to Anticipation... in Misc JoeUser Forums

hahahaha Ted, you are Today's Favorite for quoting Willy Wonka. The address is: 1958 Burntess Rd Cook, MN 55723 How dumb am I, giving out my address on the internet, but I guess if it rolls in the dough... Please, no pipe bombs.

Reply to Post Count Whores in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

*nods* *doesn't vehemently disagree*

Reply to What is Your Movie Birthday? in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Good job, you made us who have no movie birthdays feel completley out of the loop...good one, you elitist. j/k "Any Which Way You Can" is the nearest recognizable. 1980

Reply to Post Count Whores in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I was just about to log off and get ready for work when I saw the title "Post Count Whores". I knew that it had to be my good friend SuspeckTed, and I couldn't leave a brotha hangin. So I read the stuff, and it's true. Umm...that is all. Ted, if your unexpected guest has an unexpected sister, let me know.

Reply to Anticipation... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ted, I was up this early because my brother had some friends over, and they were loud as hell...therefore, no sleepy for me. Fawn, Pen pals, eh? My handwriting is near illegible, as is our friend Ted's...email is fun though. Wait...how old is this daughter of yours...? Imajinit, Thanks for answering my question. Now I know.

Reply to Slippery slope in Politics JoeUser Forums

"Similar things were done, in a subtle fashion to other martial arts weapons as well. So in the event of a rebellion, the people would not have useful weaponry." I'm glad that someone else knows these things! As a martial artist, I have a profound interest and respect for Oriental culture. Other weapons that were originally tools are: The Nunchaku ("Numchucks" is the american bastardized pronunciation") - Nunchaku were used for beating th

Anticipation... in Misc JoeUser Forums

As I mentioned in my previous article, I've been eagerly awaiting the time when I can afford the new Ninja Gaiden game for my Xbox. I don't play video games to much, I prefer to read, but sometimes I see one that I just HAVE to have. It's not natural, I think. Anyway, I have fond memories of the Ninja Gaiden series from my youth. Throwing ninja stars at bad guys and killing them and stuff...I'd waste hours playing That Game for the good old NE

Reply to Lookout, readers, I'm bad luck! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'd say that's a pretty good guess, Ted. Mel loves the attention :) BbbbbbRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBB *drum drum drum* Maybe you should post an article "How Hot Mel Is" or something.

Reply to Another reason to hate a former employer. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Alas, there was no porn section at Hanson's. The closest we got was soft porn like "The Real Cancun" and tht movie with Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie. Oh, and like Porky's. And I think pride is okay, just as long as you don't have *too* much of it. Like porn.

Reply to Another reason to hate a former employer. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, honestly, it wasn't really too tough. But it seems like I've been having to suck up my pride a lot recently. This means either: A) I have too much pride or B) you gotta do what you gotta do.

Reply to Anti-Liberal Quote of the day/moment in Misc JoeUser Forums

Good point, we may as well just shoot all the pacifists. Y'know, them being such a hate group and all.

Reply to Anti-Liberal Quote of the Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

I mean, consider your sources people, please.

Reply to Anti-Liberal Quote of the Day in Misc JoeUser Forums

Alright, if you're resorting to quoting JOE MCCARTHY, I think you've got some serious problems other than the ingnorance you've so readily shown us.

Reply to No more Ms Nice Grl in Blogging JoeUser Forums

yeah, dharma, I write what I feel, and I write for ME. If other people get some enjoyment out of it, hey, that's great too, but I don't write for the crappy people in the world.