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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2276 Top
Oops. Not only did I miss the page, I really torqued the boss. Hey, I did not diss my team, but there comes a time for a reality check. I just find it kind of interesting that I get this perception of "oh, those wicked wizards are still troubling us, why?" so I simply said why.
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Because we're not trying hard enough? I respectfully disagree.
Reply #2278 Top
I'm coming, Pontius. I might not be a high scorer, yet, but i'm starting to turn up the score a bit. Let's select a target score like 1.5M or 2.0 M and race to it. Put it out far enough that each has a chance and then let's do it.

B
Reply #2279 Top
I'm coming, Pontius. I might not be a high scorer, yet, but i'm starting to turn up the score a bit. Let's select a target score like 1.5M or 2.0 M and race to it. Put it out far enough that each has a chance and then let's do it.
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We already did that. At 1 mill.... We won it. Much to theodin of Rodent's dismay.

And keep on comong Bp. Keep on Coming. Pontius will be droppin another big bomb this week.. About 1 a week is all I have time for so I make it count.
Reply #2280 Top
We already did that. At 1 mill.... We won it. Much to theodin of Rodent's dismay.
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Dismay? Umm..Pontius, I actually congratulated you guys on that. Who pi$$ed in your Wheaties, today? I'm about the only Fellowship around that will still talk to G.R.O.S.S. besides Cotal, arobertson, and Prophet. Cut me a break, will ya? :notsure:
Reply #2281 Top
Don't fret Theoden, I still like you.

B
Reply #2282 Top
Yes, I know we won Pontius. But if you're not moving forward, you're moving backwards. Let's challenge them and do it again. What do you say?

B
Reply #2283 Top
Dismay? Umm..Pontius, I actually congratulated you guys on that. Who pi$$ed in your Wheaties, today? I'm about the only Fellowship around that will still talk to G.R.O.S.S. besides Cotal, arobertson, and Prophet. Cut me a break, will ya?
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No slam intended. No slam intended. Touchy.....

Much to .....'s dismay doesn't mean you didn't congrat or anything. It just means you wanted to be the one's to do it.

And yes I know you're about the only one of a few that still talk to us. But to be honest, the one's playing the no talk game are not even worth talking to.


Cut me a break, will ya?
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Hmmm well that's an unusual request but Ok Snap!!! To the infirmery you go. I guess Dr. Quinn can practice up on her bone mending. :D
Reply #2284 Top
Yes, I know we won Pontius. But if you're not moving forward, you're moving backwards. Let's challenge them and do it again. What do you say?
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It depends on what everyone else wants. I think most are waiting for War of the worlds to start up. That involves several empires not just the top 2.
Reply #2285 Top
Wohoo, top 100 on the evil list!

B
Reply #2286 Top
I'm now the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough. I'm aiming for you FriendJosh.

B
Reply #2288 Top
It is kinda hard to crank though when you have to constantly be looking over your shoulder at work.

B
Reply #2289 Top
It is kinda hard to crank though when you have to constantly be looking over your shoulder at work.
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Just put the game on the bosses pc, let him play and submit more for ya!!!!
;)
Reply #2291 Top
I'm now the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.
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LOL LOL Still laughing at that one!

Much to .....'s dismay doesn't mean you didn't congrat or anything. It just means you wanted to be the one's to do it.
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True...a million was a nice little goal for us. You got it first, and that's cool! I think I just didn't like being singled out there. Much to the Fellowship's dismay...yeah, much better! ;)

Hmmm well that's an unusual request but Ok Snap!!! To the infirmery you go. I guess Dr. Quinn can practice up on her bone mending.
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OUCH!!! :sniff!:


It is kinda hard to crank though when you have to constantly be looking over your shoulder at work.
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All I can do is talk on the forums at work. (:( Oh, well, at least it's not work! :)
Reply #2292 Top
Taxes paid today all. Two subs from work.

B
Reply #2293 Top
B - you're a solid taxpayin' citizen!

Look, the fact is G.R.O.S.S. and the Fellowship are both rockin'! Whether there are fewer players playing in one empire or higher average players, or whatever, the lead keeps swinging back and forth. Keep on playing! Reasons don't matter. Results do!
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Absolutely correct, Theoden - and the ONLY thing ANYONE needs to worry about. Remember where we are:

Planet Stardock. No rules. Just submit it.

Cut me a break, will ya?
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Darn this American slang - now I don't know whether to cut you, or break you! :notsure: Either way, you know you're one of my favourite Ringworms! ;) :D
Reply #2294 Top
True...a million was a nice little goal for us. You got it first, and that's cool! I think I just didn't like being singled out there. Much to the Fellowship's dismay...yeah, much better
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Actually it wasn't a function of singling you out. It was a function of you're the one here.
Reply #2295 Top
Oh hell yea! This is what I need! Woohoo!

I just got done watching the Rocky series (1-5), and I must say it is VERY motivating! Why am I saying this? Heh...because after that and hearing what's going on, I hear my calling again...

-*EBZ opens his dusty platinum box. Slowly opening it, he knows that his most valuable possesion is there. Opening it, he glares happily at his prized possesion. EBZ goes to put on his trenchcoat, and pulls out of his box, his mac-11's! *Makes gun clicking sound.

His calling inspired by Rocky films, his new buddy...Jim Beam, and those here of the G.R.O.S.S. empire have arisen a great force of evil and destruction. Only armed with his mac-11's...EBZ storms out with a vengance!-

Alright! Go Pontius! I do agree, that thing that Gerakken said was a little disturbing. Also, good to see you are still in shape Wild one! Rock on G.R.O.S.S.! I'm back, and this time I'm going for us as a empire, and for me, to the top!
Reply #2298 Top
EBZ I think I can modify your strategy a bit to get it to work on challenging and tough. I'm working it out now. I'm about 40 minutes in and need only wrap it up. I'll see what the game scores. This site is a bit slow tonight. I'll just exit for the evening.

Good night everyone and keep plugging.
Reply #2299 Top
SENSEI!!! You return to us!!!

The Ringworms have picked up another recruit that put us 60k adrift. Gerakken - I have to say that your comments COULD be construed as dissing us - you need to meditate and win a game for forgiveness! ;p

Sensei - I am riding shotgun just over your shoulder at No.4 [Picks up twin gold plated Uzis, locks and loads] I shall follow you into the very jaws of death! The crankin bruvvers are ON-LINE! >:( >:(
Reply #2300 Top
Either way, you know you're one of my favourite Ringworms!
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Aw, shucks, Wombie! Thanks! :D