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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2502 Top
counting counting hurey is counting posts...
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About as evil as I usually get! ;)
Reply #2503 Top
My captain! It has been very, very quiet here. Wastrel and I are lonely! No Killa, Jaws is snacking in the Pacific, Wombat, while back is silent, EBZ has departed,......
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Wombie's back? good.

Well we have fever in this household... I'm the only one left not down with it. Struck hard and fast.
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2500
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oh i iz such a goose! i keep thinkin i'm on a current page. big mistake with threadzilla!

LOL LOL LOL
Reply #2507 Top
Wombie's back? good
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Long post on Pirates baby threadzilla!

Well we have fever in this household... I'm the only one left not down with it. Struck hard and fast.
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Not good. Stay well.
Reply #2508 Top
I spoke too soon Hurley. 101. and climbing. But I'm still the only one can get of bed. But I best get some shuteye. Good night.

say what are these feathers all over. Did threadzilla eat a goose?
Reply #2509 Top
No, Threadzilla! Don't eat Evil Steve! All the drugs he's on will give you a sore tummy. You can squash him if you like.


Hope it's not too bad, Pontius.

:GETWELLSMILEY:
Reply #2510 Top
say what are these feathers all over. Did threadzilla eat a goose?
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LOL LOL LOL LOL

:GETWELLSMILEY:
Reply #2512 Top
There are enough us of other wacky types to keep Threadzilla fed, I hope. She can be a cranky beast if left hungry.
Reply #2515 Top
Well I would have if I could get it to work... I take it you want newspaper input?
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Pontius,

Does it not work? Crap, no wonder nobody has responded!! LOL

Yes, I'm hoping for some newspaper input!
Reply #2516 Top
Oooo, Pontius...now you take care - don't forget to call your doc ;)
Reply #2517 Top
Congrats to Theoden on his 30k bomb.

Men, load the tubes! It's hunting season.

B
Reply #2518 Top
Oooo, Pontius...now you take care - don't forget to call your doc
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Oh them Doc's stick together. Call the doc mo money mo money mo money ;)

Yuck. I get to spend all morning at the doctor's. No offense. But If I could live my entire life without seeing a doctor, I'd be very glad. ;)
Reply #2519 Top
LOL your live would be a lot shorter if you never visited a doc ... LOL
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your live would be a lot shorter if you never visited a doc ...
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Actually the probability of my life being shorter without ever visiting a doc is well above .5 but it is not 1.
Reply #2521 Top
Besides, just wait untill American Assembly line corporate medicine coupled with mangled care insurance takes root in Australia....

You'll learn to loath those 4 hour visits with a bunch of sick patients in a waiting room for a 2 minute appointment with a Doctor too.
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#40 on the evil list. That's page two. I'm climbing for ya Bradley

B
Reply #2524 Top
Wow. Got a jury pool survey today. I won't mind serving at all if I get called, even if it is only $10 a day plus mileage. Sad thing is that so many people try to duck out of it. :(
Reply #2525 Top
My son's Dr's appt.

10:30 am front desk. Uh Kimberly how much is my copay?

Kimberly: Well I don't know.

Well that sign says unless I pay my copay right now, I get tagged an extra 10 bux so how much is it.?

Kimberly: 10 dollars, It says so on the sign.

Oh that's my copay?

Kimberly: No that's the fine for not paying it.

Well how much is the copay?

Kimberly: Well we won't know till after the Doctor visit. You can pay it then.

Ok that's fine. So if I pay it then I won't be charged.

Kimberly: Oh no. It's due up front.

UH OH LOOK OUT IT'S OBVIOUS MAN.... BWAOOOOOOOSH Pontius spins around in 40 circles.

Look kimberly, are you saying that If I don't pay up this copay right now, which you cannot tell me what it is at the moment, I get zapped 10 extra bux.

Yup.

Tell you what. How bout I just write you a check for an even $1000, then when I come back after write you one up for the real amount and you give me the $1000 check back.

Kimberly: Oh no we don't take over the amount checks.

Pontius Thinking. "A two by four. My entire life saveings for a two by four."

10:45 my appointed time.

Kimberly: It says here you owe us x bux for visits previously.

Yes Kimberly, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I have cancelled checks here for the copays and the insurance sent me wire #'s for the rest. My records show the bills are paid.

Kimberly: You can't use bad checks to pay your copays.

No these are cancelled see?

Kimberly: You know you can be sued for purposely cancelling a check.

Uh a cancelled check is already paid. see the paid stamp here from the clearing house?

Kimberly: I'm afraid you're just going to have to pay with a money order or cash since you've given us bad checks. You cannot see the doctor untill you do.

Pontius lifts up a bag full of nasty sludge.

See this Kim? This is what my kid coughed up today. How bout I just leave it here with you and have you get it analyzed eh. Or are you gonna let me see the doc?

Kim: Well I'll let you in this time, no need to get nasty. By the way next time show up to your appointment on time. (it's 11.00 am at this point)

Waiting room. Everyone else looks even sicker than me. probably a bad Idea to come. Might catch something even worse.

12:00
1:00

Back to the counter. Say Kim, It's still at least an hours worth of patients how bout I go out for a bite and comeback.

Kimberly: Uh no you can't do that. The Dr's busy, if you miss your time, then that messes up the whole day.

Uh kim... I've already missed my time. We've slid hours past it.

Kimberly: Well you have to stay.

Finally. attendent: Dr Johns will see you now.

What about Dr. Frank? You know my kid's dr.?

attendent: Oh she's running behind, you'll have to see Johns.

Oh you mean she's been overbooked and now is so far behind she'll never catch up right?

Attendent: You'll have to talk to Kimberly about that. She's in charge of scheduling.

Hmmmm why am I not surprised?