I am convinced more than ever that the US should be split up. Thr right go to the right of the Mississippi and the Left go to the left. Discussions between the 2 new countries would be in the interest of trade and becuase greed is the driving force which gets things done, US 1 and US 2 would both benfefit.

No more Political bickering until the new set up starts to divide, split, then divide... and so on until we are back at square 1...Clans of cavemen.

Aye, and if'n da cook had known a different recipe, we might still be sailing that good ship!

Can we watch them in HD????

starkers, i want some samples of the drugs you're on. LOL

screw the samples, sign me up for monthly deliveries.

Yup... but the CDC reckons the 'Sister' is being decontaminated and can probably come out of quarantine in a few months... tho us might 'ave ter dip inta tha booty t' pay fer tha medical bills o' some CDC fellers wot got overcome by tha fumes.

Me thinks it'd be something more than just the drugs - painkillers, anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants and antidepressants - maybe a combination of all of the above, but more likely a combination of all of the above and curried cabbage... which in confined spaces can have a very similar effect to the happy gas they give you in hospitals for pain relief.

Be warned, however, do not... I repeat, DO NOT play dutch ovens with it... for pate.. er, potently obvious reasons.

Here's another bit of Palin trivia.   Todd Palin overheard recounting a farting contest he and Sarah had in bed one night: "First I went, then Sarah went, then I went again, then Sarah went for two..... whole minutes longer!!!!!"

Apparently she won by a TKO in the first round... and Todd's eyes were still watering a couple of days later.

In reality Little Whip, I'm monitoring the forum comments where I can "dictate" the thread stay on topic if it's a thread that might have some issues between posters.  My advice would be to just live it with.  

All this "Pirate" crap is getting mouldy, eh... and stale to who?  You?  Well that's perfectly understandable when you've had your funny bone surgically removed... but there are a few of us who enjoy a bit if pirate banter, and while it's your right to have an opinion on it, it's our right to continue doing so if we so choose.  Last I looked, there was no law against it...so aarrgghh me bewdy, peace be to 'e.

The cross forum posting will always cause these childish issues.

Them emails wos pirated, little whip... they wos pirated.

LW, I'm not getting into your match you are trying to setup.  To accuse someone of "bullying" in this thread is quite ridiculous, and hypocritical if I might say.  So don't try to manipulate or read into anything I say as something else...mmm'kay.

post deleted. i promised someone i wouldn't post here anymore.

Oh, and lil whip, global warming... er global cooling is quite pertinent to Sarah Palin.  I mean, if she becomes VP, the US political climate will get a distinctive chill about it...like a significant downturn in temperature.

This of course will be in part due to her cool as a political cucumber persona, but mostly in part to her 'Igloos Across America" project to help alleviate the housing/mortgage crisis.  See the link below and follow Sarah Palin as she briefly visits a 'test case' igloo settlement in Washington. Should this test case prove successful Ms Palin plans to set up others in locations around SoCal, New Mexico, New Orleans, Arizona and Texas.

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/all/Who_the_Hell_is_Sarah_Palin/#11698

Ifn we didna laugh bout it, we wuld had died from them fumes o'r the cooks cabbage!

  I aint got them Capn!

I respectfully disagree.  The hottie factor will make many Americans (mostly male) sweat, which will offset the Igloo factor.  IN addition, the rise in testosterone levels will offset the rising sea levels as more males will be encouraged to show off their bravado (snorting like a rutting bull) thus leading to a winnowing (ala the Darwin theory) of the male population.  Less people means less polution which means less melting of the ice on the caps.

Ya got to think these things ALL the way through.

Aye, now that be a fact... I asked 'er t' boil it twice wiv bicarb o' soda t' cut down on tha methane, but 'er said t'wouldn' o' made any diff'rence t' tha masterful bunch o' bell-bottom barkers wot comprised tha Sister's crew.

Nah, me either... 'twas prob'ly them thar Froggies wot got 'em.  Shame, that... I reckuns them woulda made fer sum int'restin' readin'... spechully tha bits 'bout 'er love life.  Then agin, mebbe not...she do 'ave characteristics o' them thar preyin' mantis's wot eats tha poor bloke afterwards.

Oh I thunk it all thru orright... an' I aves ter point out some flaws in yer theory....

If'n Sarah Palin gits t' be VP, it'll be a cold sweat wot them fellers 'll be feelin, meaning them igloos 'll be orright

Thar won' be no rise in testosterone, neither... wiv Sarah Palin as VP, fellers cahoneys 'll shrink in fear n' thar testoserone 'll dry up.

Wiv Palin as VP fellers won't be showin' orf no bravado...not wiv shriveled up cahoneys n' dried up testosterone, them won't.

Rising sea levels will be offset by Palin's poor environmental policies... and sea levels around the US will actually recede for fear Ms Palin might decide to take a swim/dip.

The winnowing of tha male population will be the result  of Ms Palin's 'preying mantis' ideology... shrunken cahoneys.

And the melting of the icecaps will cease: in part because of the Palin igloo project propogating ice; in part because of lowered testosterone levels reducing friction and body heat; and in part because once elected Ms Palin will lose the warm persona to become more like old iron drawers Maggie Thatcher and cold as a witch's tit.

Yup, I reckons you's Yanks need t' start thinking about thermal underbritches and rugging up in some Arctic woolies... just in case.

Anyone wot picks on me mate Starkers is itchin' for a broadside from me Galleon "H.M.S. Oz Boss"

Sorry, I had a few days of 12 hour shifts (that's with the 'f')....and a virus wot thought it was a walrus.

Too bad lil-whip got on the thread....I was truly enjoyng the entries (serious and jocular) by NT, Starkers, WOM, Kenwas and others.

I say, "Vote with your feet."...i.e., if you don't like the thread, why join it?

Anyhow, I was hoping Kenwas  would make a wall of those bikini business suits! Wouldn't that be something?

Ken, not even you could make that look good!

Just the thought scares me to death!

WOM can't draw or paint and I know of no canned paint program that will do bikini business suits, so your out of luck.

Uh, Capn, she not be Hillary.  Me thinks ye need new glasses!

Aye, I can see why we never got to stardock.  The Capn be blind!

Aye, and Capn - was it you that took that boat load of russian tanks?  Wit yer aye-site, I be afeared ye has sunk the boat!

WOM's eyes are in bad shape but even he can see shes not half bad.  Like I said about 100+ posts ago, if ya think shes a dog, ya'll must be married or have models for mates. WOM has done some 1 and maybe 2 baggers in his drunken time.

I be thankin' 'e fer that, DrJo... ye be perfect t' replace that thar other Doc as me first mate n' I be glad t' 'ave ye aboard.  It seems to I that thar Dr Guy 'ave flipped 'e's wig o'er that thar Palin wench an' he be besotted wiv 'er.  'Twouldn't s'prise me none if'n he wos in 'e's bunk of a night dreamin' of her... so it be no wunder 'e needs a bottle or 3 o' rum in tha mornin's afore he be present on deck.

Yup, yer can put lipstick on a moose.... but it's still a moose.