banned for insufficient memory

Banned for if I didn't have a bad memory I'd have no memory at all.... in fact, I've forgotten more about forgetfulness than you'll ever know.

banned for assuming you know more than I

Banned for I know I am but what are you?

Banned for being you. I'm rubber and you're glue; anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Banned for,   your it.

Banned for not gluing his rubber as to the wall, then painting his nose red to make it look like a doorbell.

Banned for,    not it?

Banned it was... but now it has flown the coop and nobody knows where to find it... but leave it alone and it'll come home, wagging its little tail behind it.

banned for being cooped up

Banned for being up in the coop and getting henned in.... they prefer a large rooster but any cock'll do.

banned for crowing about it

Banned for there's no crows in this coop, tho occasionally a buzzard will pass through looking for a piece of tail.... seems he lost some of his in a shotgun blast.

banned for shotgunning a wedding of a buzzard and a hen

Banned for that didn't happen... the buzzard was gay and flew off with a large cock

banned for going with the gay routine

Banned for believing gay is routine(easy); it would take a lot of work and sacrifice. Like deliberately eating food you dislike and trying not to vomit. But then again, I do hear happy people live longer.

Banned for walking on the wild side.... oh, and gay can mean happy, too.

Banned for ooh yeeaaah.  

banned for video posting

again

Banned for showing up.

again  And yourwelcome.

banned for being polite

Banned for thinking good manners is something out of the ordinary....  and no, it's not that difficult to learn how to use a knife and fork at the dinner table

banned for wanting the use of crude instruments when we have been given fine tools already

Banned for fine tools but forgetting the fine print.