banned for shame train

Banned for GP and all them other anachronistic oddities that use two letters.

Banned for two letters are better than one.... and French letters can be useful on a date.

banned for putting the french on a date

Banned for not thinking of French opportunities on a date... or that some dates grow on trees... and others are found in calendars, history books and old farts birthdays.

Also banned because zombies eat brains... but don't worry, you're safe.

Banned 'cause a little S&P goes a long way.

banned for trying the little

Banned for offering so little... Uvah likes a bit more meat than that.

Banned 'cause not from me is a hoagie place that makes a roast beast sandwich to burp for.

banned for rude behavior in front of the spam

Banned for 'angst' 

Banned for angst is what an angler feels when he rues the 'really big' one that got away.

And Wangst is what a Chinese angler feels when he rues the 'really big' one that got away.

banned for angling for a ban

Banned for not giving it your best shot.... angling for a kick in the pants isn't something I'd expect of you.

Banned for kicking in the pants. What if there's a hole in them and the person is carrying a load. EEWW!

Banned for an image I can't unsee... I'd rather one of a beautiful lassie in a skimpy bikini bottom.... top is optional

banned from top to bottom

Banned for hey diddle diddle, I play the fiddle, up the sides and down the middle... and tops are still optional.

Banning the boyz in the band.

Banned for diddles in the middles bot not doodles in the moodles.

Banned for words that sounds the same but have a different meaning.

Banned 'cause moodles have to be seen first.

Banned for not seeing the poodles wot did puddles ... in which people slipped and got into muddles.

Banned 'cause muddles are a progenitor species and need close scrutiny.

banned after much scrutiny