Ben: talk about comfortable places! Do I face their lightsabers or your katana? Sheesh!
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Ummm...I'm not going to draw on my own emperor! Although that brings up an idea:
OK, Judys. Waaaay back in the dark ages, the Jedi Republic "Danger Room" was fitted out with a combat ring, basically a reinforced boxing ring designed for one-on-one training battles. Made its way into a couple of stories featuring myself and Kit.
There's been too much drama in the Metaverse lately. As Wombie and myself are both honorary Jedi, I think we need a cooperative venture to lighten the mood.
So, remembering Yoda's acrobatics with a lightsaber, I think we need to jointly sponsor a little one-on-one matchup for charity.
In the little GREEN corner...the Focus of the Force! The Master of the Mind! The Captain of Coruscant! YODA!
And in the very, very BLACK corner...the Iron Paw himself! The FORCE of the Special Forces! "Howlin'" Wild WOMBAT!
OK, guys. All proceeds from this matchup to go to the Homeless Torian Relief Fund. No Force powers, no eye-gouging, and we don't really want to know what's below their belts. Any volunteers to write Chapter One?