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Evil Empire's infernal thread

Evil Empire's infernal thread

ok, i did it; the first evil-only empire is now open (to evil people only of course)!!!

the rules are simple, you must have an overall morality of ether "chaotic evil", or "very evil" -anyone with a good, neutral, or no morality (because they haven’t submitted any games yet), are not allowed to stay in this empire. every few days, i will go through the empire, deleting anyone who does not have an evil morality. if you are deleted, it does not mean that you are banned, it just means that i wont let you stay in my empire until your overall morality becomes evil again. members are still allowed to play and submit games with a "good" morality, however, just make sure that your "good" and "neutral" games don’t change your morality to anything other then "evil".

i will be looking for some empire admins once a few people join my empire. if you do become an empire admin, one of your duties will be to delete any "neutral", "good" and no morality members.

if you are evil, come join the metaverse’s first “evil-only” empire. who knows, you just might get lucky and become an empire admin ;)
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Reply #1076 Top
i am so worried i was nearly nice to a slave
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Looks like that "pretty good" drug is making the rounds again. :SURPRISED: The Marquesa may need to do another intervention.
Reply #1077 Top
"pretty good" drug is making the rounds again
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Where? Were? Marquesa collects her "visiting bag."
Reply #1078 Top
Kenobi - you come in here with your stinking goodness and have the audacity to question my alegiance?


Only joking good to hear from you Samurai Ben ;)
Reply #1079 Top
please all of you come over to the Evil Empire Council thread. here you will find a complete breakdown of the games councils, and have the oportunity to have an imput into the Evil Empire Council Mod. just choose the traits that you think would make for a good council. i will try and correlate them into one coucil that we all like (to some degree) and is not too easy or too hard to use.
thanks
Megatron
http://www.galciv.com/forum.asp?BID=GF&id=110887#110946
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Reply #1080 Top
sire where are you? all is quiet in my head without you near
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I've just been taking the time to watch, I'm working on my Spymaster skills.

Actually, college has been taking up much of my weekdays lately, and work takes up most of my weekends. I find myself playing Galciv less and less, something I don't want to do. I will play whenever I can, if you notice I submitted one within the last few days, and I'm working on another one.

I haven't forgotten you, Lord Megatron, I still have to figure what to do with you. I have taking you under my wing to show you the finer points of being evil. There will come a time when I let you loose to reek havoc on the Metaverse. Think of it this way: I am Darth Sidious and you are Darth Maul. We are just waiting for the right time, but for now continue your training. Dreadful times are to come, I see it on the horizon. You will find your place, young one, just as I had.

I lost my ship, the ESS Dark EVE, but I have a newer, bigger one, the ESS Shattered Dreams (apporiate, huh?)

Anyways I offer you a new ship, any kind you want, any configuration, any crew, it is yours. Just say who, what and when.
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Reply #1081 Top
"The bridge seems empty without his presence," Lord Megatron (LM) thought out loud.
"Sir?" A nearby Commander asked.
"Nothing...number 1?"
"Yes milord?"
"Where is The Dark Lord (DL)?"
"He is in council with Emperor Hairy, milord."
"He didn't bother telling me?"
"Well, milord, it was my impression that they are discussing you."
"What!?" LM nearly fell off his chair. "Who's in charge?"
"You are, milord."
"What are our standing orders?"
"The Fleet is divided up in its squadrons. Each squadron has a sector to patrol. We are expecting an Altarian probe to test our security."
"How come?"
"DL expects some foul play."
"How so?"
"You really need to ask him, milord. He has a physic on payroll."
"Really? Huh."
"You seem to know a lot about DL."
"More than I should, milord."
"Interesting. How much is too much?"
"I served under him since before..." The commander trailed off.
"Before what?"
"Nothing milord, forget I mentioned it."
"Oh no, you're not getting off that easy." LM reached for the commander and got a collar just a leutinant called to say that DL was on the comm. "Put it through." DL appeared on the screen. LM knelt down in reverance before looking up.
"As you were, LM."
"Milord? When will you return?"
"I am on my way now. You have questions needed to be answered."
"Yes milord." Then he realized that it wasn't a question. "How milord?"
"They will be answered...in due time. Out." DL disappeared from the screen.
LM looked back at the commander. "You are off the hook. I will be in my stateroom, alert me when DL returns."
"Yes milord." The commander looked shaken but not distrubed. He did, after all, work with DL before the change.
"What is it?"
"Milord, you said to be alerted when DL returns."
"Good, I will be there to meet him." DM walked to the docking bay just in time to see DL's transport land and DL appear from the door. "Milord," LM knelt down but we instantly brought to his feet.
"No need for that, DM."
"Yes, milord." DM looked quizically at DL. "Milord..."
"We will talk in my stateroom over dinner."
"Yes, milord." They walked in silence to the Officer's mess. DL sat down across from LM but waited for the waiter to leave before speaking.
"Hairy has giving me permission to train you, but before I do you have a mission to complete. You are effective at warfare, are you not?"
"Yes, milord. I have fought in many a battle."
"Good. Go to Markus, there you will find a small milita of willing men. You job is to train them for battle. They will overthrow the Altarian regime on a specific planet. Once completed with training escort them to the planet that I will specify at the right time and observe them. Once they have taking control report back to me."
"As you wish milord." LM got up to leave but DL motioned him to stay. "Milord?"
"You have questions."
"I do."
"Then proceed."
"Who were you...before?"
"Good question. I see that my commander opened his mouth, I should kill him but he has been loyal way too long. Anyways, I was once the infamous Dark Assassin (DA)..."
"Dark Assassin? I thought he was ..."
"He is."
"How'd you do that?"
"The commander also told you I had a physic. I do, from my time as DA. She is very proficent."
"I see."
"Good, finish your dinner and report to Markus. I will be checking in from time to time."
"Yes, milord." And with that DL left the room leaving LM to his thoughts. He has a mission to complete to get on DL's good side. He has a lot ahead of him.

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Reply #1082 Top
Kenobi - you come in here with your stinking goodness and have the audacity to question my alegiance? Only joking good to hear from you Samurai Ben
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No, I actually had the audacity to suggest some "private time" for you with the Marquesa. And you beef?

P.S. Who's this "Kenobi" character of whom you speak? I'm just a crazy old hermit. (With a cool sword.) Yoda once thought as you do. That name no longer holds any meaning for me.

Did I miss any potential Star Wars quotes? :D
Reply #1083 Top
Welcome lord Pravage

Your pure evil status is welcome here.
I'll be adding you to the web page soonest.
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Reply #1084 Top
 Evil Empire attacking the G.R.O.S.S. 
10 Nov 03 400405.0 (241 battles against 594 )
11 Nov 03 393869.0 (2 new battles against 0 new)
14 Nov 03 332813.0 (4 new battles against -9 new)
16 Nov 03 289274.0 (20 new battles against 0 new)
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Reply #1085 Top
my lord. i go to start attacking the Altarians. This may take several days. for those who wish to contact me you can use the Evil Empire Council thread. i will stop by from time to time. be back after i finish them off.
Reply #1086 Top
Excellent.

Ben, I don't think so, because I don't think Kenobi turned on the Jedi Order.
Reply #1087 Top
since we updated our logo a few days ago, i think we should update the motto. currently, our motto says "the first evil-only empire", we had that motto since the empire got started.

has anyone got any ideas for a new motto? im going to wait a few days until we got quite a few suggestions before i change it.
Reply #1088 Top
I can't see anything Varja.
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Not to worry Marquesa the temporary image was temporarily removed ;) There is something there now. ;)

~SDC~
Reply #1089 Top
has anyone got any ideas for a new motto?
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Evil Empire For Ever
Reply #1090 Top
My suggestion:

Evil Is The True Way To Power
Reply #1092 Top
Bite me, I'm bad!
Reply #1093 Top
Perhaps I shold switch to this Empire... not only am I Chaotic Evil but I'm also ranked 666th spot ;)
Reply #1094 Top
Your destiny is clear Alf.
You will only get hurt if you fight it.
:) :) :)
Reply #1095 Top
Motto idea's (yes i'm having fun)

Nothing is as evil as Mondays!
Draginol needs a group hug too.
Fundamentalists go home.
Chaos, the fifth horseman resides here.
Bah humbug.
The fate of mankind is in you hands. Did you wash them first?
Have worms, will PQ.

Reply #1096 Top
how about..

Pain is insignificant
Reply #1097 Top
Pain is pleasure.

Moral priciples are idle fantasies.
Reply #1098 Top
Born in Hell.
Reply #1099 Top
Summond from Hell.