Greetings, PanGaeans. I was thinking about you guys in history class the other day. The professor mentioned something about Peter The Great and drunken orgies with Germans and said that some historians joked that that was really what got Peter interested in adopting western ideas. So I thought "Hm. Convincing other civilizations to adopt their culture with wild parties. Who does that remind me of?" And then, because I was tired and his voice is sleep-inducing, I spent the next fifteen minutes or so thinking about what kind of political party bonuses a government run by PanGaeans would get. Here's what I came up with:
"'Life is a party' is the hedonist's motto. While they don't get any economic, industrial, or technological benifits, life under the Hedonist's reign is quite a bit more pleasant than under any other party. When they're in power the people are 15% happier and reproduce 10% faster (don't ask). The hedonistic lifestyle is also quite attractive to other civilizations, giving them a 10% bonus to influence."
When the Hedonists lose power, the party ends and the morning after begins. Morale drops by 10% (Because really, even if you don't like them as a government anymore, how could you really be happy under someone else when you've lived under the Hedoinsts?) Holding their throbbing heads, the people make the usual vows to never do this again (-20 Loyalty). Other civilizations see this loss of power as proof that hedonism can't work as a form of government, and lose respect for the humans for trying it in the first place (-10 Diplomacy, -10 Influence).
http://www.cs.rit.edu/~pjw9720/hedonists.party
So what do you think? Is it a party worthy of posting in the Library? I thought I'd ask here first, since it was inspired by you guys.
~SDC~