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The Fellowship Halls (Fellowship of the Ring Empire Thread)

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The Fellowship Halls (Fellowship of the Ring Empire Thread)

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Welcome to the Fellowship of the Ring Empire Thread - The Sequel. :)

The old FotR thread was getting too big and it was taking too long to load the thread, thus this new one.

Since this is the first post, I will reproduce some of the more important links for our Empire.

The FotR Website : http://www.angelfire.com/rings/fellowshipgalciv

The FotR Metaverse Empire Page : http://www.galciv.com/metaverse/empires.asp?id=329 (use this page to join)

The Metaverse Review (Theoden) : http://metaversereview.joeuser.com/

The Galciv Blog (Ray) : http://ray.joeuser.com/

A big welcome to all from Ray the Wanderer.
Enjoy your stay here at the Fellowship Halls. :)

~SDC~
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Reply #1726 from Stardock Forums Top
"Smeagol", he said "Where's my Ring"
Just to see if I would sing
I just stayed still and hung my head
He made me wish I were dead


Oh, Dark Lord got angry, Dark Lord got mad
Gave me a whipping like I never had
He wants his ring back, I wants my Precious!
Dark Lord, ouch, that really hurts, ow! it hurts a lot!

The Dark Lord he did set me free
To go beyond, to find the jewelry
He did have once upon his hand
I tried to say "You go pound sand" and

Oh, Sauron got angry, Sauron got mad
"Get the ring you gnarled hobbit lad!"
"I want my ring back, I want my ring now!"
"Oh, Is'es loookses for the preciousesss now!!

To: Johnny Get Angry

Yes, LoTR the musical.... :)
Reply #1727 from Stardock Forums Top
Mickey Spillane writing LoTR: It started with a wizard. Every bad luck story starts with a wizard, or a dame. They are much the same though; both being subtle and quick to anger. This was no ordinary wizard though. He was Gandalf and he always came ready. Today he had a big 44 caliber wizard staff as he walked with a swagger into the little town of Hobbiton. That is when he walked into my office. Me? I'm Terl Hammer, private eye in this stinkin' little hole in the wall..... :)


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Star Control: Origins
Reply #1729 from Stardock Forums Top
"Hello? Ringwraith residence!"

"Yes, I'm calling from AT&T and we'd like to offer you an opportunity to join our Friends of Arda Calling plan"

"No thank you, I am quite happy with the Call of the Ring Plan I have right now."

"Well, may I ask, if you are the decision maker in your household, Mr Ringwraith?"

"Well, no, actually. That would be a Mister Sauron. We kind of do his bidding, you know how it is, work, work, work. It is just so difficult being neither alive nor dead."

"Oh! I am terribly sorry sir! I did not realize your...erm...status. Unfortunately, we cannot offer our plan to friends of the Nether Realms at this time. Sorry to have bothered you...."
Reply #1730 from Stardock Forums Top
Outside the mines of Moria....

Somewhere over the mountain
Mordor lies
Black birds and evil a flying
We will surely die

Farther over the mountain
Skies are black
And when all the roads are travelled
There is the Mount of Doom

Some day I'll walk a bit too far
And wake up Mister Balrog who will slay the wiz
With whips of fire and teeth the same
The things we do for simple fame
The wizard is now white!

Somewhere over the mountain
Mt Doom is
Orcs are on the other side
Fight them? Slay them? Will I?

Some day I'll look at all of this
And see big bucks to tell the tales
To all the world
And rack up sales.....



Reply #1731 from Stardock Forums Top
"Mr Melkor, I suppose you are wondering why I've had to call you in today."

"Actually I am quite surprised. Little Sauron has been quite good lately. Have you had problems with him here at school."

"Well, Mr Melkor, I am concerned about him a great deal. We have had several incidents lately and I have been tracking his work. Look, look at this artwork! I am gravely concerned that little Sauron has been dabbling in evil, sir. See the black mountains? This is all he draws, and also black skies. Very disturbing, Mr Melkor, very disturbing."

"You do know he is to be the Dark Lord, correct?"

"Mr Melkor! We do not discuss the children's future until they've taken the exams and spoken with counselors. Oh! And in metal shop, sir, he fashioned a bunch of silly rings. He gave them out to his friends and then wore one himself. No matter how many times I separate them they just wind up right back next to him."
Reply #1732 from Stardock Forums Top
Wow! Now that's a parent-teacher conference you'd never forget! LOL

Go Terl! :CONGRAT:
Reply #1734 from Stardock Forums Top
Here's the story
Of a Lord named Sauron
And his legions of evil min-i-ons

And a wizard
Name of Saruman
And his army of home grown orcs

And the one day that
They came together
And formed the Mordor Bunch!

The Mordor bunch, the Mordor bunch.....
Reply #1735 from Stardock Forums Top
Theoden, is it possible Terl has had too many Torian Tornados?
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Nope, just very bored at work today but creative (maybe?) in others.... :)
Reply #1736 from Stardock Forums Top
The Mordor bunch, the Mordor bunch.....
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That's the way they all became the Mordor Bunch! LOL LOL LOL
Reply #1738 from Stardock Forums Top
The Mordor Bunch! Which one is Marcia?

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!



LOL
Reply #1739 from Stardock Forums Top
LOL LOL LOL

You guys have definitely made my day a little better! I've been having a pretty bad day here at work.

I think I'll have a Torian Tornado myself! :CONGRAT:
Reply #1741 from Stardock Forums Top
"Goober, what were you a-thinkin'?"

"Well Andy, how's I supposed ta know he was bad? The fellers that was with him, they din't look so's good bu Andy, I ain't had no business ta speak of lately so's I had to pitch in and make some money."

"Goober, Goober, Goober...."

"Andy, he was a nice feller though. After all he give Opie that nice ring, an' all. Course them funny lookin' fellers, well, they did carry Aunt Bea off somewhere yonder."
Reply #1742 from Stardock Forums Top
Which one is Marcia?
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Marcia would have to be an elf as she is goody-goody anyway :)

Jan, however, may be representative of the Sauron than lurks in some families :D
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Reply #1743 from Stardock Forums Top
Four score and seven orcs ago Gimli lost his count....

The Helm's Deep Address
Reply #1744 from Stardock Forums Top
"Andy!!!"

"What is it, Barney?"

"I was practicin' my jujitsu over in the courthouse when I heard this weird boom! :SURPRISED: I turned around and there was this old lookin man, probably from over at Mount Pilot, with this big long stick. He was wearin' a white robe, like them girls in the church choir wear, too!"

"Barney, I'm surprised at you...you been into Otis' special recipe?"
Reply #1745 from Stardock Forums Top
Marcia would have to be an elf as she is goody-goody anyway
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Arwen, Arwen, Arwen!
Reply #1746 from Stardock Forums Top
It's me ..... it's me ..... it's Ernest T and I'm a gonna get that ring back from them thar Englishters for sure.
Reply #1747 from Stardock Forums Top
"Barney, I'm surprised at you...you been into Otis' special recipe?"
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"No Andy! I did switch to that new tobbacco stuff from that new store in town, Gamgee's. That can't be it though. Anyway, Andy, I was talking with the FoTRCTF, the state guys, and they said to be on the lookout for an old guy in gray. But this feller was old but he was in white. I think it is the same feller Andy."

Reply #1748 from Stardock Forums Top
"Palantir operator...your number please"

"Get me Saruman, now!!"

"I'm sorry sir there is no listing for a Mr Saruman."

Palantir eight six seven five three oh ni--eee--ine....
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Reply #1749 from Stardock Forums Top
"I'm sorry sir there is no listing for a Mr Saruman."
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I think his service was cancelled (for undisclosed reasons) so he's currently using pigeons. You might find him at the local pet store. LOL
Reply #1750 from Stardock Forums Top
Palantir eight six seven five three oh ni--eee--ine....
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Ricky ..... don't loose that number!