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Reply to Soccer season.....over! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

In case that was kind of aimed at me, I don't want to look like I'm running away, but I wasn't trying to be racist in the least. I'm just not one to beat around the bush. I agree with you wholeheartedly, I don't see myself better than anyone of a different race, creed, height, weight, sexual preference, eating habit, UNLESS they somehow foolishly make it known that they are ignorant and are undeserving of my inherent respect.

Reply to WHY YOUNG VOTERS WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN THIS ELECTION in Current Events JoeUser Forums

For all I know, He's a black female lol. That's for another article, though, I've been having some recent issues with religion and church. I suppose using God to support the conservative viewpoint is just smart campaigning, but that doesn't mean God loves the liberals, gays, Jews, abortionists, pornographers, etc any less. If He really thought there was a problem with any of them, I'm sure He could have/would have concocted preventative measur

Reply to Citahellion's best halloween costumes in Photography JoeUser Forums

AHHH! NIPPLE CHAFE!!! Those contacts would do me in, those things scare the bajeezus out of me. Needless to say, I want a pair REALLY bad!

Reply to The Famous Circleville Pumpkin Show/Fest! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Oh man, I saw the title of the article on the little sidebar and got scared out of my mind. I would have found it VERY hard to believe that (1) someone from around here besides the AC group is registered with JU and (2) felt compelled to write an article about it. I had some serious trouble parking last night, it was free but for good reason, it was like 12 blocks east on Franklin Street. I didn't know it cost $5 for even the side of the road. I though

Reply to The end of the toilet paper roll in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ahh the trials and tribulations of hygiene. I recently had a problem with the tube of toothpaste that sent me over the edge. I had to turn the computer back on and write a JU article in my rage. Link

Reply to WHY YOUNG VOTERS WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN THIS ELECTION in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Oh, and a wise mind once said "Seven sixteenths of one inch: That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot.

Reply to WHY YOUNG VOTERS WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN THIS ELECTION in Current Events JoeUser Forums

1.BECAUSE THEY CAN Not worth mentioning. A ballot is just as easily cast for Kerry as it is for Bush. 8.BECAUSE MILLIONS OF THEIR FELLOW CITEZENS ARE PRAYING THAT GOD W

Reply to My Thoughts on Voting for a President.... in Politics JoeUser Forums

Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less pa

Reply to Soccer season.....over! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I thought you had a better record than 1-? For the first girl's soccer team at our school, I say congratulations, you represented us well!!! As for the girl, she's black. When I think of colored, I see a kindergarten picture.

Reply to I have been humiliated... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well Stacey, way to jump on the Alan Hater Bandwagon. Granted, he shouldn't have done what he did (if I know most of the story), and I KNOW for a fact that he apologized profusely with MUCH humility. He realized his mistake and I'm sure he only wishes the best for Sam. As for sleeping with people and getting drunk, there IS a bunk bed in his dorm so he sleeps in the same room as a "stranger" (assuming he sleeps, nocturnal bastard). And like sh

Reply to PSATs Are a Pain in the Ass! in Misc JoeUser Forums

alan, how do you reckon the cutoff would be around 215? Is it different from state to state? Are you suggesting you set the standards around this joint? Huh? You pompous ass. (

Ender's Game in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I just finished reading this book a couple weeks ago; it's BY FAR the best book I've read thus far. It requires a lot of thought, but it's more thought than I put out anywhere else at school. I loved the way Card portrayed Ender's trouble at the school, he really made it seem like he had followed a kid who was going through hell at school. I love the way he w

Reply to Talk about rude.. and a personal note in Politics JoeUser Forums

I've made it a personal goal to not wish poor luck on my enemies. Granted, that doesn't work for one fellow, I want to kill him, but people that I'd just rather not be around or have hurt me, I have succeeded in not wishing misfortune on them. Anyway, definitely rude.

Reply to my friend fellatio in Blogging JoeUser Forums

. "guy that kept yelling about blow jobs", that's priceless. What an idiot lol.

Reply to Yanks-Sox Game 7 in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Go BoSox! I mean, they've got Jesus in centerfield!

Reply to MSN Rotted My Brain in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

w00t t00t! I didn't think you'd write an article about our little convo lol

Reply to Pope: "I said no such thing about Kerry!!" in Politics JoeUser Forums

good grief ill be glad when this election is over. I'll drink to that! Count me in.

Reply to The Trials of Love in Poetry JoeUser Forums

lol, you reminded me of Homer just now. Poem muy bueno, senor.

Reply to PSATs Are a Pain in the Ass! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Tractor, it's not just a competition in the class, we're competing with kids across the country, everyone who takes the PSAT this year is fair game for scholarships.

Reply to Faceoff: Donkey Kong Vs. Mario in Misc JoeUser Forums

WHAT THE CRAP?!? Mario owns just because he's classic! You can't beat 16-bit Mario World for NES. I'd pick Mario and Luigi in a tag team over Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong any day. Luigi does that sweet jump, too; his legs flop all around. They used to anyway, I don't know if new technology has hampered Luigi's hops at all. DK is a sellout, I mean he's trying to be a musclehead, punk, and enforcer all at once. Not to mention plumbing makes better money th

Reply to What if Bill Gates were president in Politics JoeUser Forums

Congressmen are reminded, "Spell check doesn't check grammar" Each branch of government will need de-fragged every couple months or so. And finally, the political spectrum, rather than liberal and conservative, would be "programmer" and "spammer" (substitute however you like, I'm not trying to send any subliminal messages here)

Reply to Justification by what, exactly? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

That a way to rack up some points. Beat that horse one more time!

Reply to A Girl Masturbates in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Yeah, you just kinda hit a geyser with the title; the words "girl" and "masturbates" in the same sentence will attract most males, maybe some females if that's the way the door swings. A bit kinky and perverted nonetheless, writing about your self pleasures.

Reply to Talking Big in Misc JoeUser Forums

Insightful for sure. Very well written, I too just wrote an article about a former (?) relationship, but not nearly as elegantly.

Turn from you in Art JoeUser Forums

375, 9000, 540000 You had me around your pinky finger. Days, hours, minutes, lost from our lives We both seem to agree. I cried for two, two too many You forgot in one All the SHIT I did for you You left in four, Never looking back. I know what you want, What I couldn't give, So much for respect<B