apdelong31

apdelong31

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(The contents of this shameless plug are not really paid for by the apdelong independent committee) The title is derived from only one of the great Strong Bad emails on homestarrunner.com, the brand of humor is hilarious. Zoo can back me up on this one, check out Link Homestar Runner!!! <!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer-S

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If a hot Democrat babe offered me sex, such as Natalie Portman, then I'd vote for Kerry. L O L, insightful for sure! As for me, (if I was of age to vote) I don't think anything could change my vote unless, like myrrander said, Kerry ate an infant or something. Or if he died, that might chan

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a bunch (sic) high school Dr. Phil's telling a friend what they should do. My advice is... What? You hate the "bunch (of) high school Dr. Phil's" but a mere ten words later you begin to give your own advice. We are all refreshed and challenged by your point of view.

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Three words: Not enough time. For the first two "critical reading" sections, you have to average one question per every 1.04 minutes, NOT INCLUDING the reading passages. Ugh, I hope I did well.

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You think the average American is "stupid" or "a sheep" or "brain washed" Boy, don't let Patriot see that, nobody would DARE infer that the great Patriot Flamethrower is anti-American. Other than that, I have nothing to say. I think some of what the United States does/is involved in isn't fo

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I have almost too many to name, and I've only had my license for 2+ months! I'd have to say my worst involves a highway that has a lane that must merge due to construction and what not. I CANNOT STAND people who shoot up the lane that's getting ready to merge just to get up farther. What drives me even more insane is that someone lets him/her in!!! You're not better than me, don't drive like it!

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had to add in the smear, didnt you? You can't deny it, he isn't especially bright. I agree though, the wording seems questionable at best. However, I don't think anyone in the Kerry campaign is dumb enough to blatantly manufacture a racist commercial this close to the election. And sha

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"I've been here my whole life" person. That says it ALL about the community in which I live. Well...not exactly ALL, because there are exceptions but an overwhelming majority of people who graduate from the local high school don't leave the county and raise their kids in the same place. I t

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Why ask, I just try to do it and wait until the person notices what I'm doing and stops me. I never thought about it hygienically, just something to annoy people and get a little laugh. Needless to say, I'm secure about quite a few things.

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VERY interesting. Not the first Republican dirty trick sadly. I agree with you, the illegitimacy does seem to attempt to favor the incumbent. I can only hope this story is broken domestically, it's too ridiculous to fly below the radar.

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Like here, going back and reading that, I just want to clarify that the previous post is not for pity or a cry for help, just sharing the way I live it.

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I wish I could put poetry to words. I feel like I've got some beautiful things in my head, but if I put them to words, it never comes out the way I imagine. Sometimes I work tirelessly to perfectly, flawlessly describe the vision in my head, but I go back, read it, second guess, and erase the words and the thought altogether.

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I'm going to speak from experience here a little bit. In my conversations about politics, I've never heard a liberal or democrat accuse a conservative or republican of not thinking for themselves. This is the second time I've experienced someone on the right accusing someone on the left of not thinking for themselves. However, I find that for the most part, the ones on the right are the ones that follow the doctrine of his/her church to a T, e

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That was awesome, if I were to ever watch Crossfire, I wish I would have seen that episode. The Daily Show is great because it's an equal opportunity abuser; it takes jabs at both sides even if it's hard for Republicans to realize it. He jabbed at Clinton, and if Kerry is elected, he'll jab at him as well. Like he said, though, if Kerry is elected I think it will be harder to get comedic material from his administration, there's so much gold i

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Good card, CrispE, I'd watch. Vice presidentially, I'd take Edwards, I can't imagine Cheney has any speed left at all, he'd get too pissed off to be worth anything in the ring anyway. As for the front runners, I couldn't say. Bush is probably more of a scrapper but Kerry has better leverage with his size. Kerry would probably look more like the bumbling idiot trying to catch Bush running around him not doing anything. And so,

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Damn thee Arm & Hammer! Damn you all to hell! That goes for the rest of you as well, you Crests and Aquafreshes. As I'm prepping my toothbrush for the nightly brushing, I squeeze the tube ever so slightly just to get the toothpaste on the stinking brush. Oh how careless I must have been! I manage to find the air bubble in every tube of toothpaste I've ever us

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Oh man, the hobble was the worst part after the writhing on the floor. The only help I really got was some guy holding the door for me, but I didn't ask for any help. I'll be alright for the Browns game, it hasn't hurt at all today, I can put all my weight on it. I used the crutches though because I still wore the splint they gave me; tomorrow I'll be back to normal with a little limp. I got to ride around a wheelchair at the hospital, that wa

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As much as I hate to say, Kerry didn't seem as sharp as he did in the last two debates, but I also agree that I don't think it will cancel out the first debate by any stretch. But I'm curious as to where the scoring is coming from?

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