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Reply to Keep your fingers crossed for me, please. Jail vote Tuesday in Current Events JoeUser Forums

As a matter of fact, I do. {Not my favorite part of the job most days.} I also have my own handcuffs. And thanks MM. Around here it seems like people think we are a waste of county money but we run short staffed almost everyday and in the oldest building in the county.</font

An unusual type of breast cancer in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

I received this email from a friend of mine today and looked up this disease. It is nothing I'd ever heard of. It's scary because my mom is a breast cancer survivor so breast cancer is something that I worry about. Mother's day is coming up this sunday. Please inform the women in your life about this. You might just give them a great gift, the gift of life. <

Keep your fingers crossed for me, please. Jail vote Tuesday in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Well, the day is almost here. On Tuesday the 10th of May, the voters of Scottsbluff County will decide if we get a new jail. So far it sounds pretty split. But most of the people that are against it don't think of the people that work there. They are just thinking that the inmates get too much as it is. {I have to admit before working in the jail, I used to think like

Reply to chirp,chirp,ribbit,ribbit,KABLAM!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Falling toads, exploding toads, hallucinogenic toads, Altruistic toads and terrorist crows, Good grief what are they going to find next?

Reply to Are you pretending to be someone you're not?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Let's see, I'm from Nebraska and I don't have the right plumbing to be male, so I must be a woman. What you see on mine is what you get. Good and bad. I don't have the time to make up some alter-ego. Between working and kids, my life is weird enough. {Oh, and keep your fingers crossed for me guys. Tuesday the county votes on whether we get a new jail or not. We r

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Icon: I like Chappelle. His show is pretty good too. Guy: let's see, I was 4 yrs. old in 83. I probaby saw it in a rerun. Gid: I've heard of Dennis Miller.{who hasnt?} But I don't know Steven Wright. What kind of things does he do?

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

George Carlin is my other favorite. (Brent Butt, oh, he would need a sense of humor growing up.)

What Does Your Birth Date Mean? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Pretty accurate. Your Birthdate: August 15 <BR

Reply to What kind of blogger are you? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

You Are a Pundit Blogger! Your blog is smart, insightful, and always a quality read. Truly appreciated by man

Reply to Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon! in Humor JoeUser Forums

yeah, it might be but at all the people who like what you write regardless of where you are in the rankings.

Reply to Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Jamie: I like Tim Allen. Not big on Newhart or Carrot top. I don't think I've ever heard of Brian Regan, or Frank Stollar. Carey isn't too bad either. Guy: I remember watching Cosby doing standup on TV when I was little. He's great.

Reply to Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon! in Humor JoeUser Forums

and way, way ahead of me.

Who is your favorite comedian? in Humor JoeUser Forums

One of my favorite comedians, Larry the Cable Guy. For those who aren't easily offended, check out his new album. Link Let me know what you think. Who is your favorite comedian?

chirp,chirp,ribbit,ribbit,KABLAM!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads April 28, 2005 8:02 PM EDT BERLIN - Why are toads puffing up and spontaneously exploding in northern Europe? It began in a posh German neighborhood and has spread across the border into Denmark. It's left onlookers baffled, but one German scientist studying the splattered amphibian remains now has a theory: Hungry cro

Reply to Gotta Love them Nebraska Women! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks for adding the disclaimer for me, foeverserenity.

Reply to Smokers vs. nonsmokers Poll. Where do you stand? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If we shutdown the cigarette makers, who is going to hire all of the workers who will be out of work? Not to mention the farmers who will go bankrupt. Plus, we will just end up with bootleggers that run tobacco instead of alcohol. After all we are talking a major industry.

Reply to Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I hope this helps, Gid. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Congrats.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absmiddle

Reply to Gideon's Points Whore-a-Thon! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Whore away, Gid! You know what? My keyboard is broken. Thank God XP has this annoying little on-screen thing. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 ALIGN="absm

Reply to Smokers vs. nonsmokers Poll. Where do you stand? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Seems like I opened up a can of worms. Oh, and Reiki, there are tests that show that it can. Here is one I found online. Link

Reply to ribbit, ribbit, KABLAM!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I bet the local kids aren't draggin those hop toads home with them.

Reply to Smokers vs. nonsmokers Poll. Where do you stand? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Good Luck MM!!!! Cordelia: I feel like the owners should be able to make the decision of whether they allow amoking instead of having the government tell them that they can't decide. Then people who don't want to be exposed to that enviroment can chose to go to a place that doesn't allow smoking. But if I were in your shoes, maybe my opinion would be different.

Reply to How Did I Kill My Blog? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh hell guys. Just be glad you are in the top 100. I'm out there in OuterSpace at number 185. {Hello, Can anyone here me up there? Talk about the nosebleed section.}

Smokers vs. nonsmokers Poll. Where do you stand? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Ok, I want to know. Who smokes and who doesn't? Where does everyone stand on these smoking bans that seem to be popping out all over the place? I don't smoke but have plenty of friends that do. I think these smoking bans are getting ridiculous. I can kind of understand the restaurants but the bars? Hello, it's not like you go in the bar for it to be good for y