Well, the penis is a "love organ", I thought feminists considered it a "violence organ".
CS Guy
There's hugs and kisses at the end of the day, no matter if they're cynical or sandwiched between comments about how wide your ass is getting. Your ass is getting big?
Saturday mornings I like to take a little "me" time and relax. There are several parks in my city, but the one I like the most is the Garden of the Gods. This park has numerous rock formations, all of which are inspiring and beautiful. So on Saturday mornings I will grab some water and head over there and walk the trails. I usually spend about 40 minutes t
I'm not wasted. ahem. if you think i'm touching that, cs guy hehe Aw, come on... touch it... just a little.
Where would we be without Homer??? In a dark, sad place.
Oh - and I seem to remember that Ashlee proposed to you - that's one down. Oh yea, thanks for reminding me. 40) Get hypnotised I can't be hypnotized Oh? Wh
I agree with grey. I would never let such a person near my children, and I would not want her near me for the very reasons you stated. She could ruin Dave's career just by being in his proximity. She is the one that decided she didn't want to be a parent. She needs to live with the consequences of that decision.
Here in the middle-South (as opposed to the "Deep South"; thank the gods I don't live in Alabama or Mississippi), Hmm... let's see... I grew up in Memphis (which is where Bellevue is), lived 10 years in Mississippi, and 2 in Alabama, I think I know what I'm talki
Great news! Good to hear something pleasant around here.
1) Learn how to spin nipple tassles in opposite directions Haven't tried that yet 2) Do a cartwheel without looking like a demented, overgrown child with no coordination I don't have much chance of this one. 3) Be an extra in a film I got to do this for The Firm. (and by coincidence, my brother once worked for The Firm that Grisham based his novel on) 4) Eat a six foot sub, Homer style. In one sitting if possible.
1) Learn how to spin nipple tassles in opposite directions Can I be your inspirational coach? Cheer you on and such?
The Philippines caved in to terrorism recently when it decided to withdraw its peacekeeping troops from Iraq in exchange for the release of a Filipino hostage. This action has received much criticism, mainly from the United States, claiming that appeasement of terrorists will just encourage more kidnappings and acts of intimidation. Well, now their gover
How many unique pairs of socks do you have? I have about 10 pairs of white ankle socks, all the same make and model. I have 4 pair of grey socks, all the same make and model. I have 4 pair of tan socks, all the same make and model. I have 4 pair of black socks, all the same make and model. <b
“Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.” Homer Simpson
You consider decaf?
yes! I can sing! I just choose not to. You should try to get involved in a school or local theater.
Common sense dictates that you don't storm into a Southern Baptist church at 11am on a Sunday morning and proclaim in your loudest and most obnoxious voice, "God is dead! And Jesus mows my lawn!" unless you're itching to get the satanic stuffing kicked out of you by 5000 burly holy-rollin' rednecks. Th
People wonder why kids today can't read and write properly. There is this whole fad of spelling words wrong in advertisement and company names. It's almost like they are thinking, "What's the most messed up way we can spell a word?"
Talk about your good-news/bad-news.
You have the strength of character to see this through. At least I think you do. I'm just coming down off a migraine. I'm in that delicate stage where you can feel the pain fading, and you have to be careful about what you do lest you make it return with a vengence. I have a desire to make up for lost time, but I know I should just eat something, drink something, and go back to bed. One thing I can do is think well of you and hope you feel
What? I haven't managed to make you chuckle? I'm so hurt. My 5 favorite would probably be (in no particular order): 1. Red Dward 2. Mr. Bean 3. The Simpsons 4. Family Guy 5. South Park
I want to be in a musical!! Um, can you sing?
Those guys have too much time on their hands. Yea, well... Writers write. Police police. Firefighters fight fires. Physicists...physic I guess. I've found that the problem with reading these guys' movie reviews is that I have become much more critical of movies. I wonder if that has detract
I am a little surprised that this post is receiving so many comments. Thanks for participating!
Someone should show these children a different path..so that they can atleast choose between the two. I keep hearing how Islam is the Religion of Peace. So why aren't these kids being taught peace?