CS Guy

CS Guy

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Reply to Search and Siegure in Humor JoeUser Forums

You need to give a few details. Is the besieged city walled? Do you care about the inhabitants? Are there hills around the city? I think he just wants to fling a cow.

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Reply to IRC Chat Logs in Humor JoeUser Forums

Been reading bash.org, eh? No, actually a friend sent those to me this morning. Well, I do occasionaly reald bash.org, though I haven't in a long time.

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Reply to A Serious Question in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

To cheat on your partner is to declare the end of the partnership, whether or not children are involved. The cheater will do it again..is not to be trusted.. so it's over! Yes, but I would probably be willing to stay in a marriage where I did not trust my wife if I honestly thought it would benefit my c

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Confessions of an Athiest in Humor JoeUser Forums

A friend of mine sent me the following quote that he encountered on some forum... As an atheist, I'm left up to my own moral devices. As a result, I personally slaughter twelve puppies a day, feed them to twelve other puppies, and then repeatedly stab the second set of puppies and have sex with the stab wounds. Without God as a compass, what other r

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Reply to Questions for the VPs in Politics JoeUser Forums

How does suing doctors and winning huge amounts of damages, ergo raising health care costs even more, heal anyone? Balko actually had a couple questions concerning that. And I agree that it is something Edwards should address.

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Reply to Do you live up to expectations? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

So it begs the question, were expectaions set for you? And more importantly did you live up to them? Absolutely. At times I did, and at others I did not. Education was very important to my family. My grandfather was the Dean of Education at San Diego State for 22 years. My father was a naval

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IRC Chat Logs in Humor JoeUser Forums

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and o

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The Morality Test in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

There's an interesting test on morality here . Here's how I stacked up... Moral Attitude Results: Your values are neither extremely traditional nor particularly progressive. When it comes to social morals, you feel that society's current laws need to be more libe

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Questions for the VPs in Politics JoeUser Forums

Radley Balko has an interesting article posing some thoughtful questions to VP Cheney and potential-VP Edwards. Here are a couple of my favorites. For Sen. John Edwards, Democratic nominee for vice president: —You said in a campaign speech that we have “One America that

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More Sickness in the World in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Tragedy has struck, once again. Genario Garcia doused his girlfriend, three children, and himself with gasoline in a small car and set the group on fire. “Antigone Monique Allen, 18, who had recently filed an assault complaint against the 24-year-old man, survived for nearly eight hours at a Seattle hospital, sheriff's Detective Ed Troyer said. She mana

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Reply to Afraid Together in Blogging JoeUser Forums

How does that work?????? Well, they could be taken from me... but if they were then I would not be in a state to care. I love nature and science and the universe. I love myself. I love life. I do not love my car (I like it a lot, though), nor my home, nor any of my po

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Reply to Quote of the Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I want more than just your ears and years I'd give you my fears, but I'm all out. I'd give you my tears, but I treasure them far too much. I can give you some dears, dear. I'd give you my rear, but I need it for work.

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Reply to Afraid Together in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If you dont love, then I feel sorry for you bro... No need for that. I love, but the things I love can not be taken from me.

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Reply to Arise Sir Lonesome, Knight of the Blue Nose! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sorry, I should have clarified. I'm just used to people (even Joe Users) knowing what Dave looks like. He looks kinda like Jeff Foxworthy in that picture. "If you're stationed in the middle of a frozen tundra with nothing but a super-sized radar to keep you warm, you might be the Air Force's b

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Reply to Why Bush may not get my vote in Republican JoeUser Forums

Now why would anyone think I am a Republican? I was just guessing. I haven't seen too many people here admit that they are a Republican. In fact, I can't think of any.

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Reply to Fun with Tourist #2 in Humor JoeUser Forums

I think you should have told them that tourists were complaining about a lack of scenery from the train cars, so the city built the river.

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Reply to Filthy Headline in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hey if we didn't have headlines like these Jay Leno would be struggling! You mean he isn't?

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