Shovelheat

Shovelheat

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Okay, I'm tall, slim, I have broadish shoulders and no butt to speak of and I've seen enough Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras parades to know I wouldn't look good in a dress, okay? Its my story and I'm sticking to it. And are you gonna be chained to Jabba the Hut too, Maso? <img src="http://images.stardock.com/ju/T_JU/smiles/Laugh.gif" border=0 align="absmiddle"

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Tedious grunt work is something I have no problem with Good thing 'cause there's plen-T of it in bee-keeping! Of course it depends on how many hives you have. And remember! When a bee stings you DO NOT grab the barbed stinger that's left in your skin! Instead SCRAPE it away with your fingernail or something because if you just pinch it to take hold of it all you do is squeeze in more venom.

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Oops, I forgot to add under the pic of Picard: An accomplished diplomat who can virtually do no wrong, you sometimes know it is best to rely on the council of others while holding the reins. There are some words which I have known since I was a schoolboy. "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." These words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie -- as a wisdom, and warn

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I think Orian got a good education today about thinking things through and consequences. And I think the guilt you're feeling is over the anger you felt at his willfull assing around about getting ready to go. But no matter if what you did was "right" or "wrong" (I kinda think what you did was probably more right than it was wrong, BTW), kids are tough Brandie and they survive and make it in spite of us. Forgive yourself and let it go.

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Once upon a time there were these two guys, one a "T-sip" from the University of Texas and the other an "Aggie" from Texas A&M, out playing golf. Suddenly the Aggie felt the urge to take a dump and he told the T-sip he didn't know what to do as he had nothing to wipe with. The T-sip then told the Aggie "Well if you have a dollar, then use that." So the Aggie thinking that was a good idea went behind a tree. In a few minutes the Aggie returned but the T-sip noticed his hands were cove

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A well written interesting read, Tova. Thanks for posting it. And yes, when push comes to shove it's always better to fight even if you know you'll loose. Better a beating than to be a slave.

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Yeah, I bet that if we all starved ourselves like models do we would be able to cut down on our poopage tremendously. One sheet might be enough is there's only a tootsie roll in the toilet. Yeah. Those deluxe dinners from El Chico's are real Lincoln log makers.

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The stupid speedometer wasn't working all of a sudden. What now? I pulled off to the shoulder of the road and shut the rig down and then cycled the key off and on several times to reset the computer. That helped and the speedo was working once again. But the cruise control wasn't. Oh come on! I didn't pull over again but cycled the key a few times while I was rolling. The cruise finally decided to show up for work today. I didn't know that, is it a truck

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Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was shootin' at some food, And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire, Kinfolk said Jed move away from there Said Californy is the place you ought to be So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, m

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I just can't imagine it being fun shooting alcohol up your ass with a syringe. Me neither. I just can't imagine ordering it at the bar. Wonder if that's bad for the old vagina, though? I...oh, never mind...

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Shovel: No way. You're pulling my leg, right? No, I'm not. They take a syringe (minus the needle, of course) and fill it full of everclear (which is 200 proof -neary pure alcohol as you may know) and then shoot it up their ass. They say the rush is incredible as that route is a good way to get the alcohol into the blood stream VERY quickly. But like I said, I prefer my booze the old fashioned way.

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