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Reply to MM Bitches about Joeuser in Blogging JoeUser Forums

what???? No french bread?? WHAT? YOU want something FRENCH ????

Reply to MM Bitches about Joeuser in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Here: WWW Link that'll go good with your whine... ( )

Reply to More Bad Luck...I just Can't Win in Blogging JoeUser Forums

That really sucks. I've surmised you to be very conscientious in your work and then to have some asshole fuck up your thing just...sucks. I can see and understand why you're upset and I'm sorry it had to happen to you.

Reply to Here Are The Winners of the 2004 JoeUser Awards in Blogging JoeUser Forums

BUMP (because it's a nice little blast from the past...)

Reply to Swords in Religion JoeUser Forums

In my office I have some interesting items I do too. In my office (I work in a jail, BTW) I have a set of Peerless handcuffs, a very sharp pointed shank made out of a toothbrush, a manilla envelope containing several confiscated hard core XXX pornographic magazines, several homemade crackpipes, two Holy Bibles (one in spanish and one in English), a Quran, two copies of Alcoholics Anonymous Big Book (one the old version and the other the new one), and a q

Reply to HEARTS in Writing JoeUser Forums

So impressed! Thanks for sharing. Buddah said it best...

Reply to SUM OF PARTS in Writing JoeUser Forums

I truly like it . . . very thought-provoking and meaningful. I agree! Very gestalt of you, Maso...

Reply to Dead Man's Hand in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Know the little riddle about taking 9 toothpicks and making "ten" from them? Pull out 9 toothpicks and see if your kids can make 10 without breaking any of them...when/if they give up take the toothpicks and spell out the word, "TEN" with them...2 for the T, 4 for the E, and 3 for the N I've heard of that, but what I'm thinking of involves fxing the toothpicks just so in a kind of a tension and lighting one off and when the flame burs down...WOOF! the wh

Reply to Dead Man's Hand in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Heh, you got me started... on a rainy day when they can't go outside, get 'em to take turns being blindfolded and walk around the house. I know this cool trick with matches and toothpicks too but...well better not do that one.

Reply to Dead Man's Hand in Blogging JoeUser Forums

and when your finished, quickly pour the white vinegar into a glass with a couple of tablespoons of baking soda in it...

Reply to Dead Man's Hand in Blogging JoeUser Forums

soak an egg in white vinegar for a day and see what happens. It'll freak 'em out.

Reply to Brad the bee keeper: Learning the basics in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

(especially since there's been a real free fall in the bee population in the past couple of years). from enviromental factors there or from the elimination of the USDA's honey subsidy programs?

Reply to Halfway Home in Blogging JoeUser Forums

This is true, but I can still complain along the way But of course! As Joe Walsh said, I can't complain but sometimes I still do . (he also said they say I'm lazy but it takes all my time . Heh, I can relate to that, lol)

Reply to Key West Here I Come in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Honestly for sheer comfort riding I'd recommend either a long wheel base or compact long wheel base recumbent. They're without a doubt the most comfortable ride. If you insist upon a "regular" bike, the comfort level drops way down, but in those I'd suggest a beach cruiser type either from Schwinn or Giant. I'm not too (read AT ALL) familiar with recumbents so...so I don't even know how to ask an intelligent question, lol. But I've heard of Schwinn my wh

Reply to Key West Here I Come in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home..... I wanna see Big burly Mason wear these...

Reply to Immigration Protest El Paso, Texas in Current Events JoeUser Forums

So... What's doin' for Cinco de Mayo? I swear I'd just about kill for me some of that tres leche cake.

Reply to Key West Here I Come in Blogging JoeUser Forums

and vlogging, Yeah what happened to that? I was enjoying the "Mason on the road shows" very much. BTW...what would you recommend in a bicycle to cruise about on? I'm thinking of maybe getting one but I want to get one with a little quality and not one of those cheap-o things. I want something uncomplicated too -just a regular old bike but a good one without one of those tiny seats that feel like you got a broomstick shoving up your ass.

Reply to Halfway Home in Blogging JoeUser Forums

First year, so many more lovely exams to come It'll be worth it in the end. I'm always remining my son that if he's tired of school he can always go back to sacking groceries and he canges his mind in a HURRY when he considers that.

Reply to Halfway Home in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hang in there Zoo! I'm a rootin' for ya!

Reply to the truth about war in Politics JoeUser Forums

Wow. Twenty... no make that twenty-one replies for this shit.

Reply to Question For Those Who Know How To Properly Handle A US Flag in History JoeUser Forums

So, my question is, should I make a beef with the school about this? I wouldn't. Instead I would bone up on flag etiquitte and ask the school if I could come teach them one day.

Reply to Long Time No See in Blogging JoeUser Forums

heading for Key West, I wish I was heading to Key West. If I could I'd give my left...well no, not that but let's suffice it to say I'd give a lot because I'd really, really, REALLY like to go there for awhile.

Reply to The Anti-Christ Shall Be Jewish in Religion JoeUser Forums

I wanna get me one of those t-shirts that say: 333 I'M ONLY HALF EVIL

Reply to LOTTERY!!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I would pay for an autographed photo of you and the Queen! They'll never be the same since Freddie Mercury died so I don't see that that's ever gonna happen...

Reply to LOTTERY!!!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The way my luck is this would be the ONE lottery I'd probably win.