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Reply to Funny Or Die in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Communicable diseases are funnier than Will Ferrell, as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, but I loved Stranger Than Fiction . Or at least I liked how it was done.

Reply to CARDIAC NAVIGATION in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Now...how'd I miss this? I'm always impressed by you, Maso even if I get to the party late.

Reply to An Omission in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I remembered. In fact, I don't think I'll ever forget. WWW Link

Reply to Resident Alien? in Politics JoeUser Forums

One of these stickers would look cool on your cab.

Reply to The Movie Keeps Getting Better and Better in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

No, if they suck the first time for me they pretty well suck forever. But funny -I can think of a few songs that fall into that catagory. Like Tom Petty's I Won't Back Down for example. I hated it when it first came out but have since grown to like it.

Reply to Fry Cook on Venus! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Life really is a bitch, sometimes. Not when I see you posting, Nicky. You're one of my favorites and I've missed you around here.

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Reply to Comparative assessmnet of security and police procedures in Current Events JoeUser Forums

~bump~ Heh, why not?

Reply to Nice river. Dreadful desert. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

we in Cairo are sometimes "attacked" by the Khamsin , a wind that blows from the desert carrying sand by the ton. This is a time when residents shut the shutters and feel the grit in mouth, eye and ear. Aha! Finally! A similarity Texas has with Cairo! (always interesting reading, Ad!)

Reply to Make a Pancake. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Pancakes... WWW Link yum.

Reply to Don't F#*king Interrupt Me! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I see my e-mail attachment I sent you the other day was an appropriate one, Maso...

Various and Sundry General Use Blogs in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Always have an escape plan. -Desmond Llewelyn’s last words as “Q” in The World Is Not Enough.

Reply to A Strange Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

But I was also following the insane tragedy in VA today and that put a real damper on things. I really do hate hearing about these kinds of things happening. They simply defy any sort of logic or rationale a sane mind can conjure. As the story unfolded and I followed the information update I couldn't help but feel a little sick to my stomach. All of those promising lives snuffed out like candles. Terrible. Yes, a strange day really a terrible day, indeed

Reply to Itadakimasu! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I become more and more disappointed with the way this world works and the crazy shit that goes on every day it seems. Me too. Take care of yourself Zoo and hang in there.

Reply to When Moderateman was NOT so Moderate {new short hair pics} in Current Events JoeUser Forums

when I was a young man I could write the entire constitution in yellow in the snow, now all I can do is dot the I. Hahaha... Once upon a time a man was complaining to his neighbor about his son writing his name in the snow. "So? What's wrong with that? All little boys write their name in the snow," the neighbor said. "Yeah, but what has me so

Reply to When Moderateman was NOT so Moderate {new short hair pics} in Current Events JoeUser Forums

also been told I looked alot like Frank Zappa in his younger days. I was thinking that! ~walks off singing to self~ Follow where the Huskies go but don't you eat that yellow snow...

Reply to The "I know my husband would never..." Lie in Misc JoeUser Forums

I will not eat them here or there. Heh, that reminds me of Carlin's take on the word "tits." To wit: It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one...

Reply to Shootings in Religion JoeUser Forums

Some of us might rage against the sort of person who would do this Yeah. Afraid I'm one of them.

Reply to The "I know my husband would never..." Lie in Misc JoeUser Forums

I am so sick of hearing the 'my husband doesn't/won't/will never do *insert appropriate man-ly activity here* argument. Heh, I've noticed that when a bunch of guy are standing around and giggling over a Playboy or a Penthouse or something and some guy walks up acting all offended about it, then he's the one to watch 'cause he's the one you'll find out later who's doin' all the unauthorized screwing.

Reply to The "I know my husband would never..." Lie in Misc JoeUser Forums

She was inundated with comments about how everyone else's husband would NEVER go to a strip club. Their husbands didn't LIKE strip clubs. They asked their husbands and their husbands said "No way. It's gross." or "I don't need to go to a strip club. I've got you at home." God, that's bullshit. Now I confess I haven't been to a titty bar since the night before a friend of mine got married in 1989 but if I wanna go to one tonight I'M GOING! Does tha

Reply to When Moderateman was NOT so Moderate {new short hair pics} in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I think the lyrics were "and the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply," LOL. Nice pics, Elie! My hair's never been that long -just nearly tomy shoulders is as long as it's ever been. During the summers when I was younger and working outside in the heat all the time I got where I kept it cut REAL short, both for comfort and because it was kinda dangerous to have long hair aro

Reply to The Day I Lost All Respect For Kurt Vonnegut in Books JoeUser Forums

If you read closely, I still have not given any opinion on the work itself because I have none, and rightly should have none, not having read it. Then I don't really get it then. I mean, who cares about "the man?" If he hadn't been an author who because of his works I'd of never heard of him in the first place. But on second thought I lied -I do get what you're saying to a point. Lucille Ball was a great commedian and actres

Reply to My one sentence Updates... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

To me this was a nice, artistic (I want to say poetic but is that the right word?) blog. Very good! And don't worry about your hair 'cause you look pretty with it short and you're very photogenic too! Heh, they say the camera adds ten pounds so whenever my picture's taken it looks like they sure used a lot of cameras!

Reply to Brad Wardell images on the net in Business JoeUser Forums

Seriously, Brad, I was so proud the other day when I saw a full page ad for GCII: Dark Avatar in a gaming magazine. Got to get my system up to speed so I can start PLAYING your stuff! careful there... WWW Link

Reply to Brad Wardell images on the net in Business JoeUser Forums

and check out the forehead on that boy! (of course mine's growing by the day... )