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Reply to Make a Pancake. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Don't do this to me again! Hahahahaha!!! Ditto! (just kidding, something funny about the whole silly mess... )

Reply to Love means never having to say your sorry in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

can't remember the name of the movie it's from - has always bugged me. WWW Link

Reply to I Got Into A Wreck Tonight in Blogging JoeUser Forums

15.Throwing litter on the roads adds variety to the landscape, keeps the existing litter from getting lonely and gives Adopt-A-Highway crews something to clean up. I've done that before. I mean be a part of a adopt-a-highway crew. One thing about it I learned from doing that -I'VE NEVER LITTERED AGAIN! <img src="http://images.stardock.com/ju/T_JU/smiles/

Reply to NIGHT SWIMMING in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I got so pissed off angry today (long story) I was ready to absolutly KILL a motherfucker -very, very rare thing for one to get to me, but yet out of nowhere one did.I came home with my emotions running wild, wanting to rage or get outrageously fucking drunk. But no, none of the above. Instead I log on and read this poem and gradually find a little peace. Thanks Mark for being a big part in helping me keep my sanity.

Reply to I Got Into A Wreck Tonight in Blogging JoeUser Forums

glad your okay. I always hate hearing about wrecks.

Reply to Perceptions of Beauty in Misc JoeUser Forums

I dunno, I thought she was kinda hot at the get-go really. Like I said on one of Tex's blogs - I call it the WKRP in Cincinnati syndrome or as Gid put it, the Ginger vs. Mary Ann thing. At the end of the day I really dig (as I think the lion's share of most guys do) the girl next door best.

Reply to Finally Notified in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm sincerely sorry Brandie. Wished I had some comforting words.

Reply to Hiccups in Misc JoeUser Forums

Funny! (unlike hiccups are after a while)

Reply to Retracing My Steps in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Finally in middle age you settle down and come to realize just who in the fuck you really are. And then it's to damn late to do anything about it. Fantastic and thought-provoking as always. I've learned a lot from you Buddah.

Reply to What Makes a Person "Good" or "Bad"? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Good people are self less . Bad people are self ish . And there's a quantity of each in all of us.

Reply to In my own little bubble in Misc JoeUser Forums

I tried walking while listening to music and I found I didn't like it at all. To me walking is nearly a spiritual excersize -it's my time to just be alone with me and think . And I carry a cell phone 24/7 becasue it is required by my job. If it were not for that I'd chunk the thing in a heart beat.

Reply to Lost In Translation At The Dinner Table in Cooking JoeUser Forums

I'll pass on the cowboy leg...

Reply to Mr. Jesus Lopez-Ledesma's Life in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

My ego would very much like to help you Mr. Jesus Lopez-Ledesma. But ultimatly you're going to have to work through this and just save yourself.

Reply to So what Companies do you hate? in Life JoeUser Forums

I hate Dell because their customer service call center is in India, staffed by people who have accents so thick that I can barely understand them, Ditto! And they brag and go on so that they're based in Texas, USA.

Reply to I Think The Doc And I Reached An Understanding in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Sorry you are hurting my friend. I personally hate playing the waiting game and have walked out of doctors office after a 30 minute wait. I agree with MM on both counts.

Reply to I really enjoy this aspect of Cairo! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Wow, now I would like that! Here you gotta wait nearly 45 minutes sometimes for a pizza! And I can't imagine home delivery of beer, either. Interesting article Ad!

Reply to Are you Smart enough for the 6th Grade? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

haha! I made a hundred!

Reply to Do Extracurricular Sports Belong in School? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I wouldn't cut out sports in schools, Okay. I'd support a Chess team I suppose. Seriously. I think Chess teaches a lot .

Reply to Reactions to a fool show civil rights is dead in America. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Imus the "thinking man's shock jock." What a maroon...

Reply to Do Extracurricular Sports Belong in School? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'm all for it. Get rid of it all. Save all the money wasted on all those coaches and maintaining all those gyms, baseball diamonds, football fields and stands and use it to teach the kids practical stuff and math and science et. al. that will get them a JOB. Now as for kid league baseball? I'm all for it as it is usually done by outside organizations like the Lions Club, etc. and is done seperate from school. heh, you can even pray at the things before a game if you wanna! I'm just tir

Reply to Are the Kids in Control? Or are you? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If I could figure out how to get them to stop pestering each other so much, I'd feel like my parenting was spot-on. I think your paranting IS spot on, Tex. If your kids didn't pester each other it would mean they didn't care about each other. it's the most natural thing in the world -testing boundaries and all that. One day when the chips are down they'll be there for each other when you can't be. Trust me on this...

Reply to On The Road Video - End Of The Trip in Blogging JoeUser Forums

...and I did enjoy it. well done, Mason and thanks for carrying me along.

Reply to I feel different: The Fourth Wall Challenge (JUWC) in Writing JoeUser Forums

Heh, the only high mathamatics I know: The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie...

Reply to On The Road Video Part Five in Blogging JoeUser Forums

kinda thought the contrast of classical and trailers was pretty good. it was perfect. Although I'm certainly know music expert I do enjoy (and sleep to every night) classical music.