This'll only hurt for a lttle while, and I'll only stick the head of it in, and I promise that I'll I'll never try to... Oh never mind. I'm begining to run out of old David Allen Coe lyrics now... WWW Link
I was playing the Spanish Christian radio loud so the people around could hear it. Now THAT'S a good way to win friends! But seriously dude -hang in there and keep going, you'll see this through if you'll only persevere.
All my pleasures are guilty ones, but I'll only confess to this one... WWW Link ( it's gotta beat as they used to always say on rate-a-record on the old American Bandstands...)
I'll even get drunk so it sounds better. ...and I'll ~hic~ drink to that!
Finally one guy came in carrying his laundry in. He saw what I was doing and aksed "Knit one purl one?" "No, " I told him, "it's actually knit two purl two." I know about C-purling in welding and barn building, but I don't suppose it's anywhere near the same thing...
and had a Laundry Party. We made up categories for prizes, and the boys had a great attitude about the whole thing. They honestly didn't act like they realized I had duped them into doing housework. Haha! Some of the best times I've ever had were doing mundane things but in a fun way -like moving or doing laundry (see comments on MasonM's blog hehe). It's the old white washing the fence trick a la Tom Sawyer. Cute Bay-boo too, BTW... <img src
Oh, I was in to whips'n'things she was into pain, I would beat her black and blue and she would call me names chained her to the basement wall where she would go insane, and I was in to whips'n'things and she was into pain...
Doing laundry sucks Not all the time -I like to drink while I do laundry, for example. And it can be a lot of fun to have sex on a machine during the spin cycle too...
Oh, I wished I was a little bar of soap! Oh, I wished I was a little bar of soap! I'd go a slipy and slidy over everybody's hidey IF I were a little bar of soap...
Oh, I wished I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener! That is what I'd truly like to beeeeeee... 'cause if I were and Oscar Meyer Weiner, Everyone would be in love with meeeee ..
The pain scale needs to come with examples SHE I'm printing that and showing it to the doctor that comes around once of week to my work. IT IS PERFECT!
With or without duck sauce? well...an old dude from across the tracks I used to know did tell me they make good tamales...
sorry your having kitty-cat troubles, Doc. I like kitty-cats.
Great peak into your life. I agree. And the walk in clinic sounds awfully... familiar in a strange kind of way too. And I hope your wife works through her grief and your daughter conquers her demons too.
A nice read adnauseam, I enjoyed it very much. Interesting! Maybe I ought to write about my Taxi experiences someday -like the time in Vegas and then that time when I was three sheets in the wind In Amarillo and then that time in Dallas and...Ah, never mind. It'd be to boring. But tell me more about Cairo! I don't figure I'll ever get to see it in person!
So I guess what I'm giving you all is reasons why my commenting has been sporadic of late. There are some of you I haven't got to for a while. But you are in my thoughts. I completely hear you and understand. I'm glad to hear the band is going great guns too and that one of these days you'll be able to ditch that day job! Take care friend...
I did sort of hit the switches for the lights and sirens by mistake. LOL Hahaha... everyonce in a while I have to drive a patrol car somewhere and when I do, it's HAMMER TIME! I like to get it out on the highway and just see what it'll do 'cause who'se gonna stop me? lol. I'm always a little skeered to turn on the lights and siren because I'm afraid knowing my luck I won't be able tuo turn the damn things off... I got
so grammar nazis (like whatshis name, who is now banned...he wrote about dead people...can suck it.). I agree, they can suck it. I ain't a tryin' to build a piano here...
I enjoyed reading this while sitting here in a Holiday Inn eating a complimentary cinnammaon roll and drinking coffee while waiting for everyone else to rise and shine upstairs, lol. Anyway... a relaxing article about life Tex and soothing to read.
Hey it could always be worse. What if they were volunteering you for a dunking booth! WWW Link
The 2005+ model trunk ornament would be a fantastic start button. Coolness.
I've never read any of his books. Hmmm...
ah forget it Mason. I don't really give a shit about Don Imus either way.
Rather than confront this heinous enemy from within, we sit back and wait for someone like Imus to have a slip of the tongue and make the mistake of repeating the things we say about ourselves. Yeah. But Imus should have known better as smart as he's supposed to be.
Ugh. Computerese.
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