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Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go sit in front of the gym and eat a box of Krispy Kremes just to piss the food nazis off. Hahaha! That reminds me of the time I saw a Krispy Kremes open up right beside a Weight Watchers place... or the Shakes Froze Custard beside a health food store.

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Zoo, so far yours is the only one to come back and get stuck in my head. I just caught myself humming it AGAIN! I want my baby back baby back baby I want my baby back baby back baby Chilli's baby back ribs Chilli's baby back ribs.

Reply to You put vitamins WHERE? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Yes, I thought you were talking about vitamin suppositories (or people just shoving a multi up their bums). I quickly wondered why they would need that sort of immediate transference into the bloodstream, and if the vitamins would even be in the proper form without digestion. I didn't think that far, or I would have thought better of it... I just thought about vitamins in strange places. Of course, I've seen kids stick Flintstones vitamins up their nose

Reply to Come on Everybody Let's do the Twist in Misc JoeUser Forums

I spin the bread counter clockwise, and twist the tie clockwise... when I use the tie. Once half the bread is gone, the tie usually is too. That's when I spin and tuck.

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Good luck. Hey, you're already doing better than me. I'm still on that first paragraph...

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Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, I had to sing this reggae style at freshman orientation in front of about 200 people... solo. A "friend" from summer camp volunteered me. They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky, The Addams Family. Their house is a museum Where people come to see 'em They really are a scream

Reply to Musical Earworms in Misc JoeUser Forums

I've never heard some of you guys' stuff (but now I have Cartman's song stuck in my head It's better if you don't know them. This song could be dangerous. (As you know, since you've gotten a song stuck in your head)

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day, for a three hour tour, a three hour tour……… The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost. The ship took ground on

Reply to Movie Review: The Motorcycle Diaries in Movie Reviews JoeUser Forums

Wow. I used to use Netflix... and now I may have to go back to them.

Reply to You put vitamins WHERE? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

My mom (or someone at her school) caught a female student soaking tampons in alcohol and inserting them at school to "get drunk" According to the school nurse, it could actually work... though I've never felt the need to try it.

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LOL SHE...Andrew Loyd Webber is good for these, is he not? Why yes, yes he is. And, in light of that... Don't cry for me Argentina, The truth is I never left you All through my wild days my mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance

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Watch it now option? I have not heard of this... I tried watching Motorcycle Diaries. Usually, I have no problem with foreign films or subtitles... but I couldn't make it through this movie. This is nothing bad against the movie, but against me. I was too sleepy or something. I fell asleep about 30 minutes into it and didn't get a chance to re-watch it before I had to take it back. But, since you rated it so highly, I may try ag

Reply to You put vitamins WHERE? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

You were thinking like suppository vitamins or something, weren't you? Yes, I was. How did you know?

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Memory All alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again Looking back, I wonder if this was a good idea or not. I may just go crazy before this game is up.

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I wouldn't wait another day...I'd just say something like, "Hey, I know you're talking about me being a bridesmaid, but there's no way I can do it. I'm moving. Sorry." You know, you're right. Since she never asked, and I never agreed, I shouldn't really feel guilty and it's pretty easy to say, "I think it best that I not be involved since I can't guarantee that I can be there for you since I'm moving. I don't want you to plan on my being t

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Adding.... pictures.... no..... fair..... must.... get.... rid....of.....Barney.... I see your Barney and raise you an : I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing</fo

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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh, HEY! Nothing like a little Christmas music in April to get something stuck in your head!

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight And you haven't lived until you've heard a drunk Austrian choir sing this song.

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This is cool! I hope everyone signs on.

Reply to You know it's bad when... in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Direct all further earworms to WWW Link and let the battle begin.

Musical Earworms in Misc JoeUser Forums

I wasn't going to write any more articles today... but the gauntlet has been thrown. Gideon has challenged me to an earworm competition. For those of you who do not know what an earworm is, read this article: Link The battle began with: "I closed my ey

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Beautifully said and well written.

Reply to A Really Good Weekend in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I've got the intro paragraph... but no farther. I only have that paragraph because, well, I wrote it in my sleep. (as you know) Good luck!