JamMeister33

JamMeister33

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/me presents: Poetry in Place "Nature As a fond mother, when the day is o'er, Leads by the hand her little child to bed, Half willing, half reluctant to be led, And leave his broken playthings on the floor, Still gazing at them through the open door, Nor wholly reassured and comforted By promises of others in their stead, Which, though more splendid, may not please him more; So Nature deals with us, and takes away Our playthings one by o

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When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me until you're

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/me says...... "Early morning Manhattan, Ocean winds blow on the land. The Movie-Palace is now undone, The all-night watchmen have had their fun. Sleeping cheaply on the midnight show, It's the same old ending--time to go. Get out! It seems they cannot leave their dream. There's something moving in the sidewalk steam, And the lamb lies down on Broadway." Genesis - "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway" <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com/

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"Police warn all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their mal

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/me presents.....ELP "Do you want to be an angel, Do you want to be a star, Do you want to play some magic on my guitar? Do you want to be a poet, Do you want to be my string? You could be anything. Do you want to be the lover of another Undercover? You could even be the man in the moon. Do you want to be the player, Do you want to be the string? Let me tell you something, It just don't mean a thing. You see it really doesn't ma

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Helpful Hint #1- An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator. Helpful Hint #2- Avoid arguments with the misses about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink. Helpful Hint #3- High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. <img src="http://images.s

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"Nature As a fond mother, when the day is o'er, Leads by the hand her little child to bed, Half willing, half reluctant to be led, And leave his broken playthings on the floor, Still gazing at them through the open door, Nor wholly reassured and comforted By promises of others in their stead, Which, though more splendid, may not please him more; So Nature deals with us, and takes away Our playthings one by one, and by the hand Leads us t

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#4160 by JamMeister33 - 12/16/2002 11:15:13 AM Well, I can see that you're all overdue for a poem: "Loveliest Of Trees Loveliest of trees, the cherry now Is hung with bloom along the bough, And stands about the woodland ride Wearing white for Eastertide. Now, of my threescore years and ten, Twenty will not come again, And take away from seventy springs a score, It only leaves me fifty more. And since to look at things in blo

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